• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Bomimo;33118314]Where's that 3-4 hour video everyone's been mentioning? I want a gawk.[/QUOTE] [url]http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/skyrim.html[/url] [url]http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/skyrim2.html[/url]
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;33117380]Features are not spoilers, besides, not even the video has spoilers,[sp] it's just the guy killing shit, it's safe to watch if you're really worried about that. [/sp] [/QUOTE] UUuuuh, Features [I]are[/I] spoilers
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33118320]CHEF HAT CONFIRMED FOR SKYRIM[/QUOTE] Brb, cancelling all plans for characters and making a psychotic fire mage with knives and axes* as secondary weapons. *Always making sure the axe is short and cleaver-like. This will be glorious.
i doubt any of the "spoilers" in this thread would make the game less enjoyable
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;33118363]UUuuuh, Features [I]are[/I] spoilers[/QUOTE] So you didn't hear about the fact that you could kill stuff in Skyrim?
Bethesda and their cake party. [img]http://p.twimg.com/AdaPhJOCQAAAPSB.jpg[/img] [img]http://p.twimg.com/AdaPuB5CEAAkawZ.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Rong;33118687]Bethesda and their cake party. [img]http://p.twimg.com/AdaPhJOCQAAAPSB.jpg[/img] [img]http://p.twimg.com/AdaPuB5CEAAkawZ.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ho damn, them cakes look good.
[B]SPOILER[/B] The main character dies in the end Okay joking, but who knows. This is Bethesda after all
[IMG]http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x424/Zelchacha/SKYRUM.jpg[/IMG] My cousin was pretty drunk last night.
My friend who just completed it (review copy) just told me the ending unfortunately, click the spoiler if you wanna know what happens. [SP]You should be ashamed of yourself, why the fuck would you try to ruin the end for yourself, bad! naughty![/SP] Yeah...
holy shit i almost clicked that because i thought it was about [sp]werewolves[/sp]
Anyone care to reupload the [sp]werewolves gameplay?[/sp]
[QUOTE=FearsomeMudcrab;33118947]My friend who just completed it (review copy) just told me the ending unfortunately, click the spoiler if you wanna know what happens. [SP]You should be ashamed of yourself, why the fuck would you try to ruin the end for yourself, bad! naughty![/SP] Yeah...[/QUOTE] Why would you do that its taking every muscle in my body not to press that
what the fuck it's so hard to not press it. I MUST GO TO SCHOOL EARLY TO RESIST
[QUOTE=Logic Studio;33118877][B]SPOILER[/B] The main character dies in the end [B]Okay joking[/B], but who knows. This is Bethesda after all[/QUOTE] I thought jokes were those things that make people happy and not want them to slam their heads down on the keyboard.
[QUOTE=Logic Studio;33118877][B]SPOILER[/B] The main character dies in the end Okay joking, but who knows. This is Bethesda after all[/QUOTE] This is probably true. If you download the DLC then you get to live again. Perfect DLC. Necromancers reanimate your character x years later and you get to see what actions you did in your "first life" improved or fucked up in the future. It would be cool if you ended up in a British-French war
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33119032]This is probably true. If you download the DLC then you get to live again. Perfect DLC. Necromancers reanimate your character x years later and you get to see what actions you did in your "first life" improved or fucked up in the future. It would be cool if you ended up in a British-French war[/QUOTE] At least that would work better than Fallout 3's DLC. [sp]"You died because of radiation." 2 weeks later "Nevermind, You're alive."[/sp]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33119032]This is probably true. If you download the DLC then you get to live again. Perfect DLC. Necromancers reanimate your character x years later and you get to see what actions you did in your "first life" improved or fucked up in the future. It would be cool if you ended up in a British-French war[/QUOTE] I doubt that is true because Bethesda confirmed you can continue playing immediately after beating the main quest.
[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;33119069]not clicking that never god no almost read it while making this post[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You should be ashamed of yourself, why the fuck would you try to ruin the end for yourself, bad! naughty![/QUOTE] It's no spoiler, your brain is just running in paranoid mode.
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;33119047]At least that would work better than Fallout 3's DLC. [sp]"You died because of radiation." 2 weeks later "Nevermind, You're alive."[/sp][/QUOTE] And Miss Lyons ends up dead if you send her in :v:.
[QUOTE=Frozen;33118360][url]http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/skyrim.html[/url] [url]http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/skyrim2.html[/url][/QUOTE] Direct download links for anyone interested in this footage: [URL="http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/Skyrim_80mins.flv"]Part 1[/URL][URL="http://ustream.vo.llnwd.net/pd19/0/1/18/18257/18257838/1_9649074_18257838.flv"]Part 2[/URL] If they're even parts of the same footage.
Not a spoiler since I don't have the game, but the most likely ending of Skyrim is that you become the emperor. I mean, you ARE the last Dovahkhiin as far as we know.
Dovakiihn not so tough after being molested by a dragon
[QUOTE=FearsomeMudcrab;33118947]My friend who just completed it (review copy) just told me the ending unfortunately, click the spoiler if you wanna know what happens. [SP]You should be ashamed of yourself, why the fuck would you try to ruin the end for yourself, bad! naughty![/SP] Yeah...[/QUOTE] Wow thats one unexpected ending, what a twist..
Fuck it, I'm taking your suggestions and I'm going to buy Skyrim, even if that means that I'm going to play it with low fps, at least it'll give me something to do for a long time.
This thread is really starting to turn into a badly censored document. George Bush was killed today by Stephen Hawkings in his home on [sp]Earth[/sp]
Its funny because thats how i buy every game i buy. "Fuck it" *click*
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33119290]This thread is really starting to turn into a badly censored document. George Bush was killed today by Stephen Hawkings in his home on [sp]Earth[/sp][/QUOTE] At least spoiler tags are better than [REDACTED] because those are really fucking [DATA EXPUNGED]
Welp, time to abandon thread I guess. Now that somebody posted the ending, there's gonna be some asshole that quotes it without the spoiler tags just to piss people off, regardless if the spoiler is true or not
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;33119390]Welp, time to abandon thread I guess. Now that somebody posted the ending, there's gonna be some asshole that quotes it without the spoiler tags just to piss people off, regardless if the spoiler is true or not[/QUOTE] It wasn't actually the ending he was just joking.
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