The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Canuhearmenow]

[QUOTE=Frozen;33118360][url]http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/skyrim.html[/url]
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[sp]Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...[/sp]

Not a plot spoiler, just amusing dialogue I saw.

[Framperton]

So moving away from spoilers and the ending of the game....

So NPCs react to dead bodies, unlike in Oblivion?

I mean I think I've seen them react once when they saw a dead comrade. They ran away, spoke to someone else and then returned a short time later to idle over the corpse.

Will they try to loot the body of items? How Through will their searches be?

Also, is it confirmed that NPCs will [B][I]NEED[/I][/B] to eat a couple times a day and sleep at night, during the day?

Or will we just get the silent sentinel NPCs that sleep once every week, and eat food when they feel like it. Oh man the possibilities of being a stealth character would be monumental if there were actual moments in which NPC's made themselves physically vulnerable.

Sneaking up on an armored guy in a dark corridor was always fun, but I never really got the feeling I was a true assassin if I couldn't decide when or where or how I could kill someone. It was almost always when they were awake and inattentive.

Maybe I want to poison their food, or steal their belongings and put them in another NPC's inventory to get them to fight each other. I always loved killing sleeping NPCs as well.

Just imagine it; some weary travelers sleep around the campfire while two of their friends play the lute? and dance. Unfortunately for them, the sound of the instrument masks the silent padding of their murderer. Suddenly an arrow whistles past the dancer's ear and catches the lute player in the throat, who then topples over clutching his neck, instrument falling to the earth.

Just as the dancer is about to yell out, he feels a strong hand grab his shoulder and catches the briefest glint of steel as a blade cuts across his windpipe. As he falls helpless to the ground, his vision fading, he sees the almost shadow-like form of his killer approach the still sleeping bodies of his friends.

Also, I wonder if you had a high enough speechcraft/charisma if you could join up with some bandits, or at least not have them attack you on sight. Would be a cool and LEGAL way to kill some people.

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Bomimo;33118314]Where's that 3-4 hour video everyone's been mentioning? I want a gawk.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://188.165.209.105/~wootbiz/test/skyrim.html[/url]
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[mr apple]

I'm still debating the question in my head that this post rate will keep up untill Skyrim is released, then there will be a few sad posts that people don't have the money to buy it, a few good posts stating how much they like the game and the rest just actually playing the game.

Either that or the continued post rate with spoiler tags everywhere.

Either way, I'll be busy playing, not posting . :v:

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=mr apple;33119648]I'm still debating the question in my head that this post rate will keep up untill Skyrim is released, then there will be a few sad posts that people don't have the money to buy it, a few good posts stating how much they like the game and the rest just actually playing the game.

Either that or the continued post rate with spoiler tags everywhere.

Either way, I'll be busy playing, not posting . :v:[/QUOTE]

I've imagined so many things I need to do in Skyrim, I most certainly won't be here for quite a while.

[Flubadoo]

Anyone know if Green man gaming will have Skyrim keys out be the 11th?

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;33119670]"Oh my god I'm so edgy and cool look how I criticize people for not wanting to see the game before it's actually out" [/QUOTE]

Seriously? Just shut the fuck up. You aren't funny. You never were. You're just as bad as the guy you're pissing and moaning about and you're derailing the thread.

So again, just shut the fuck up and drop it. Some people actually want to talk about bits of the game that haven't been discussed and haven't been shown officially. If you have some information about that without revealing major plot points, fantastic.

[The Famous 8]

Now this is a story all about how
Skyrim got flip turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I used a shout to ice freeze a bear.

In west of Skyrim born and raised
On an execution carts where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing relaxing all cool
Having a chat with some other bearded fool
When a couple of dragons, they were up to no good
Started eating guards in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Tamriel got scared
The Emperor said "your a dovahkiin now go grow a be-ard"

Yeah. I'm that bored.

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;33119698]It could of have been, and it would of had ruined the game for me even though I didn't plan to complete the main story at all, like I did in Oblivion.[/QUOTE]

As much I enjoy everyone being around here, if you're really afraid of spoilers you shouldn't be in here. If someone spoils the ending on purpose there won't be any tags, that's for sure.

[Flubadoo]

I told myself that I would not get hyped for skyrim.

Goddammit I'm hyped.

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Framperton;33119721]Seriously? Just shut the fuck up. You aren't funny. You never were. You're just as bad as the guy you're pissing and moaning about and you're derailing the thread.

So again, just shut the fuck up and drop it. Some people actually want to talk about bits of the game that haven't been discussed and haven't been shown officially. If you have some information about that without revealing major plot points, fantastic.[/QUOTE]

I agree with you, since this is a thread for Skyrim there is going to be discussions about it, but you don't have to freak out at people.

[mercurius]

*nevermind*

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33119747]I told myself that I would not get hyped for skyrim.

Goddammit I'm hyped.[/QUOTE]

I've been hyped since day one.

[LtBubbles]

Intel core 2 duo E8400 3GHz
2GB ram
GeForce 8600GT 1GB
Yay or nay?

also, i will only be able to play this damn thing on 17 of january, doing the tests to get into university
engineering school is a bitch to get in :/
hope i don't need a new computer

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=mercurius;33119764]Shit... shit... [sp]Dovahkin dies at the end for real[/sp][sp]why did you click this, I could have been serious[/sp][/QUOTE]

Clicked cause I don't care. Main plot line isn't what I'm interested in. Bethesda should know this by now, most players only play to mess around in. The main plot is more of an optional thing some people go back to when they're bored.

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33119734]Now this is a story all about how
Skyrim got flip turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I used a shout to ice freeze a bear.

In west of Skyrim born and raised
On an execution carts where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing relaxing all cool
Having a chat with some other bearded fool
When a couple of dragons, they were up to no good
Started eating guards in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Tamriel got scared
The Emperor said "your a dovahkiin now go grow a be-ard"

Yeah. I'm that bored.[/QUOTE]
You won't be bored when it comes out.
Ps. Only 7 days left dude we'll be playing this non-stop you and me
We all are going to do so people 7 DAYS OH MY GOD I'M SO HYPED

[Curls]

Everyone, stop fapping, wait until Skyrim is out before fapping.

[Jurikuer]

Finally got my work schedule for next week. It looks like I'll be working the night of release. So I'll be picking it up, but I doubt i'll be playing it before I work. Shit...

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33119842]Everyone, stop fapping, wait until Skyrim is out before fapping.[/QUOTE]
Man I'm doing this, seriously. (Since now)

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;33119750]I agree with you, since this is a thread for Skyrim there is going to be discussions about it, but you don't have to freak out at people.[/QUOTE]

The reason for that reaction is that the same guy posted inflammatory remarks twice about stupid shit in short order.

Frankly I would like to talk about smaller things that people may have seen in those streams that haven't been announced officially without someone being an dick about it.

But anyways:

I'm genuinely interested in how well stealth works and how NPCs react to different stimuli. Also, did anyone see any NPC routines? I really want them to need to eat and sleep. And possibly even get angry if they see some of their belongings moved to another NPC's inventory.

I loved the environment in Bloodmoon, so I will have a tremendous amount of fun in this game.

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Framperton;33119854]The reason for that reaction is that the same guy posted inflammatory remarks twice about stupid shit in short order.

Frankly I would like to talk about smaller things that people may have seen in those streams that haven't been announced officially without someone being an dick about it.

But anyways:

I'm genuinely interested in how well stealth works and how NPCs react to different stimuli. Also, did anyone see any NPC routines? I really want them to need to eat and sleep. And possibly even get angry if they see some of their belongings moved to another NPC's inventory.

I loved the environment in Bloodmoon, so I will have a tremendous amount of fun in this game.[/QUOTE]

I'm still looking for videos with crafting and such because I'm so VERY VERY interested in how making your own items works and what the limitations are. Someone said the 4 hour video has information on that so I'm downloading part 1(Won't load in the browser) and I'll download part 2 later as it seems to stop at about 5 minutes.

[Dragoshi]

Did people ask for a re-up of the [sp]WEREWOLF GAMEPLAY!?[/sp]

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?xd15brydc1g2mip[/url]

[Craayy]

The house ghost decided that my computer deserves some BSODs and stuff today. He don't want me to play skyrim.

Seriously, gotta be a ghost here.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Framperton;33119721]Seriously? Just shut the fuck up. You aren't funny. You never were. You're just as bad as the guy you're pissing and moaning about and you're derailing the thread.

So again, just shut the fuck up and drop it. Some people actually want to talk about bits of the game that haven't been discussed and haven't been shown officially. If you have some information about that without revealing major plot points, fantastic.[/QUOTE]

Holy PMS calm down

[JZ999]

[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;33119903]Did people ask for a re-up of the [sp]WEREWOLF GAMEPLAY!?[/sp]

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?xd15brydc1g2mip[/url][/QUOTE]
Much thanks brah

[QTom]

I guess im gonna try and stay away, just encase of any major spoilers.

[RaptorBlackz]

[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;33119903]Did people ask for a re-up of the [sp]WEREWOLF GAMEPLAY!?[/sp]

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?xd15brydc1g2mip[/url][/QUOTE]
Cheers bra.

[The Rizzler]

[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;33119903]Did people ask for a re-up of the [sp]WEREWOLF GAMEPLAY!?[/sp]

[url]http://www.mediafire.com/?xd15brydc1g2mip[/url][/QUOTE]

[sp]Holy shit, face tearing ground finishers, brutal[/sp]

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888th post dedicated to Skyrim woo

[JZ999]

Is nobody else upset with the absence of unarmed skills/perks? I thought that Obsidian did a good job fixing it in New Vegas, so I was hoping bethesda would take the knowledge and put it to good use.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Tayasha;33115731]I don't have a strap-on dildo, so NOPE![/QUOTE]

I have one for emergencies like this.
I'll trade you it for Skyrim