The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[The Famous 8]

This thread will be empty come next Friday morning. I'll have to stay away from it on Thursday night to make sure I don't get too hyped about it!

[AzureAngelic]

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;33121535]on Chryseus' stream we ended up talking about werewolf butt pee[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]azureAngelic: werewolves dont have penises
Donkle McJobbins: ya they do
azureAngelic: no they dont
azureAngelic: have yiou ever seen a werewolf penis
Donkle McJobbins: yes
azureAngelic: you're lying
azureAngelic: obviously
ATDoop: he is a werewolf dick expert
Donkle McJobbins: my fursona is a werewolf
ATDoop: he knows about all the dicks
ATDoop: all of them
azureAngelic: no game with werewolves has ever depicted werewolf dick
azureAngelic: therefore werewolves have no dicks
azureAngelic: they are sterile
Donkle McJobbins: clearly you have never seen The Howling
ATDoop: so wait when somebody turns into a werewolf does the dick shrink into his torso
azureAngelic: no
azureAngelic: it falls off and turns to dust
azureAngelic: and then it grows back when he turns back into a human
azureAngelic: thats why werewolves exist
azureAngelic: if they were just wolves they would never have reproductive organs
ATDoop: strap on werewolf dildos
Canuhearmenow: Werebears are the most common form of Lycanthrope in the Elder Scrolls
azureAngelic: cant have werewolf babies without werewolf dick
Canuhearmenow: Confirmed fact
azureAngelic: werebears are even worse
Canuhearmenow: C'mon guys werewolves are sterile
azureAngelic: people turn into werebears thinking OH SHIT IM GONNA HAVE A HUGE BEAR DICK
Canuhearmenow: They spread via infection
azureAngelic: and then they have no huge bear dick
Canuhearmenow: Doesn't mean they lack a penis though
azureAngelic: but they do
Canuhearmenow: Just because you're sterile =/= no dick
Donkle McJobbins: werewolves have an anus
azureAngelic: werewolves do not have dicks
azureAngelic: well of course they have an anus
azureAngelic: they need to poop or they'd explode
Donkle McJobbins: what about peeing
Canuhearmenow: What about pee
azureAngelic: also the anus
Donkle McJobbins: wat
Canuhearmenow: kinky
Donkle McJobbins: that would result in infection
azureAngelic: not if you're a werewolf
ATDoop: they pee out of their butts
Canuhearmenow: Pee is sterile
Canuhearmenow: It cleans their butt
Donkle McJobbins: the intestinal tract and the urinary tract
ATDoop: like they can aim their anus in the sky
ATDoop: and a shower of pee rainsdown apon the land
azureAngelic: early werewolves tried to pee on the moon by bending down
Donkle McJobbins: this conversation is making me hard
azureAngelic: after a while they gave up and just howled at it instead
azureAngelic: werewolf howling is a genetic representation of the werewolves' anger at the moon for not being in range of their butt pee
ATDoop: butt pee can reach distances of one mile
azureAngelic: werewolf astronauts across the world are devising ways to pee out of their spacesuits
azureAngelic: so far they havent figured out how to do it without having their butts sucked out by the vaccuum of space
ATDoop: they have a tube that goes over the anus and the tube comes out of the back
ATDoop: it works as propulsion
azureAngelic: some say neil armstrong was secretly a werewolf
azureAngelic: and that after placing the american flag on the moon he peed himself a little
Donkle McJobbins: neil armstrong was a dominatrix transvestite
ATDoop: werewolves are trying to make a pee jetpack
ATDoop: poor chryseus
ATDoop: he hosted a stream and it turned into butt pee talk[/QUOTE]

i regret nothing

[soad_jonas]

[QUOTE=Sector 7;33121378]you are probably racist[/QUOTE]

The fact that you even bring up racism in this conversation is more discriminating than his post.

[Joppari]

Is it 6 days and 7 hours left as Steam page says?

[soad_jonas]

[QUOTE=Joppari;33121637]Is it 6 days and 7 hours left as Steam page says?[/QUOTE]

Yes

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33121511]Well given your brief definition of a joke I can easily let you know that this was an extremely poor attempt at one.

LETS GET BACK TO SKYRIM[/QUOTE]

Well we need a simple definition for simple minded people like you that think black people all look the same.

[The Famous 8]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121706]Well we need a simple definition for simple minded people like you that think black people all look the same.[/QUOTE]
Jeez. Don't ever leave your day job for comedy.

[TABULARASA]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121706]Well we need a simple definition for simple minded people like you that think black people all look the same.[/QUOTE]

Pfft if anything all those Argonians look the same, Redguards at least have some distinction.

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33121768]Jeez. Don't ever leave your day job for comedy.[/QUOTE]

I'm not being funny there, I was being serious fuck stick.

[xZippy]

-snip-

Just rate box or disagree.

[The Famous 8]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121791]I'm not being funny there, I was being serious fuck stick.[/QUOTE]
You seriously need to get a grip man. Either way it's not for this thread so just leave it at that.

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33121824]You seriously need to get a grip man. Either way it's not for this thread so just leave it at that.[/QUOTE]
From the guy that thinks Leny Henry looks like Obama?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Sector 7;33121378]you are probably racist[/QUOTE]

you are probably stupid

I love how easily people pull the race card, I mean really, are you guys seriously that jumpy? Someone looks like someone else, someone points it out, "Omg racist".

[editline]4th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121706]Well we need a simple definition for simple minded people like you that think black people all look the same.[/QUOTE]
He never said "All black people look the same".

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121836]From the guy that thinks Leny Henry looks like Obama?[/QUOTE]

Trolling? Or are you honestly that retarded?
EDIT:
Actually, looked at your ban history.

[Jurikuer]

Just played some Morrowind for the first time in years. Surprised to see that ingredients you pick don't have any known attributes (chose barbarian as my class, didn't want to do a custom class).

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33121841]you are probably stupid

I love how easily people pull the race card, I mean really, are you guys seriously that jumpy? Someone looks like someone else, someone points it out, "Omg racist".

[editline]4th November 2011[/editline]

He never said "All black people look the same".

Trolling? Or are you honestly that retarded?
EDIT:
Actually, looked at your ban history.[/QUOTE]
My ban history? tell me how do I find this out, would like to see.

[soad_jonas]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121706]Well we need a simple definition for simple minded people like you that think black people all look the same.[/QUOTE]

By your logic you can't think two black people look similar because then you are automatically racist. He never said anything discriminating, he just thought those two people looked similar and they DO actually have some similar traits.

Please just shut the fuck up, you are the one that is starting this shit

[Curls]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121886]My ban history? tell me how do I find this out, would like to see.[/QUOTE]

[quote]1 Month ago
garry banned SoUl_ReApEr2 for 1 Month in 1.8 beta Prerelease 2 with the reason “drama/rating spam”
2 Months ago
Dav0r banned SoUl_ReApEr2 for 1 Day in Call of Duty v9 - Still not as shit as Homefront! with the reason “Trying to start a fight.”
4 Months ago
garry unbanned SoUl_ReApEr2 with the explanation “dea;”
31 Months ago
Hezzy permabanned SoUl_ReApEr2 in this thread with the reason “Warez”
Spork-Juct banned SoUl_ReApEr2 for 7 Days in this thread with the reason “Warez”
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mikfoz banned SoUl_ReApEr2 for 24 Minutes in this thread with the reason “Hey, this thread's as good a place as any to troll someone about how they post.”
44 Months ago
postal banned SoUl_ReApEr2 for 48 Minutes in this thread with the reason “Trolling”
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mikfoz banned SoUl_ReApEr2 for 24 Minutes in this thread with the reason “Flaming and feeding the troll.”
45 Months ago
SoUl_ReApEr2 was unbanned for garry's birthday[/quote]

Ignore and move on I guess

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=soad_jonas;33121893]By your logic you can't think two black people look similar because then you are automatically racist. He never said anything discriminating, he just thought those two people looked similar and they DO actually have some similar traits.

Please just shut the fuck up, you are the one that is starting this shit[/QUOTE]
Hey i'm just having fun here, I didn't say he was racist in the first place, if you actually read the thread you'd realise, i'm just making my entertainment for the night.

[TABULARASA]

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/828/cliffracers.jpg/][IMG]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/9141/cliffracers.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Those aren't dragons, those are cliff racers I can tell because I've seen a lot of cliff racers in my time.

[Jurikuer]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cGfrExozQ&list=FLChqRNH8NlhJl3EoJjLNepw&index=9&feature=plpp_video[/media]

Now please back to Skyrim.

[The Famous 8]

If I'd have known this much shit would have started all because of such a simple post there is no way I would have posted it. I just saw some similar physical features that's all.
On a plus side "SoUl_ReApEr2"'s lack of intelligence is providing me with a slight form of entertainment and admittedly it did take my mind off Skyrim for a while, nice job, keep it up!

I hope there is a fin gleam type helmet, it was one of the most useful items of clothing I came across through out the game, the night eye is extremely handy if you play a stealthy character.

[MrParalegal]

[QUOTE=Gordonator;33121935][URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/828/cliffracers.jpg/][IMG]http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/9141/cliffracers.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Those aren't dragons, those are cliff racers I can tell because I've seen a lot of cliff racers in my time.[/QUOTE]

Cliff racer flyyyyy, so hiiiiiigh

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33121967]If I'd have known this much shit would have started all because of such a simple post there is no way I would have posted it. I just saw some similar physical features that's all.
On a plus side "SoUl_ReApEr2"'s lack of intelligence is providing me with a slight form of entertainment and admittedly it did take my mind off Skyrim for a while, nice job, keep it up!

I hope there is a fin gleam type helmet, it was one of the most useful items of clothing I came across through out the game, the night eye is extremely handy if you play a stealthy character.[/QUOTE]

Well i'm always here for you buddy <3, no matter what dragons eat you or how much skooma you take.

[soad_jonas]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121924]Hey i'm just having fun here, I didn't say he was racist in the first place, if you actually read the thread you'd realise, i'm just making my entertainment for the night.[/QUOTE]

By consciously starting shitstorms in the Skyrim thread? That's pretty sad

[The Famous 8]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121988]Well i'm always here for you buddy <3, no matter what dragons eat you or how much skooma you take.[/QUOTE]
Means a lot, cheers pal.

[Soul_Reaper2]

[QUOTE=soad_jonas;33121994]By consciously starting shitstorms in the Skyrim thread? That's pretty sad[/QUOTE]
As much as you call me sad, it makes me laugh to where we are right now "arguing".

[editline]4th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33122007]Means a lot, cheers pal.[/QUOTE]
It's all good we can be Dovakhiin buddies.

[FlintWest]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;33120887][B]What the fuck man[/B][/QUOTE]
My sides hurt from laughter right now, they made my day!

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33121924]Hey i'm just having fun here, I didn't say he was racist in the first place, if you actually read the thread you'd realise, i'm just making my entertainment for the night.[/QUOTE]
No you're not

[benzi2k7]

any streams?

[Curls]

btw as soon as Skyrim comes out, I'm going to wait until theres weight rebalance mods, anyone else going to do this?

Hardcore mode + rebalanced weight of all foods, makes the gameplay so much better. Did this with FNV on my third play through, it actually made the game seem so much better, and much more 'fresh' oddly enough.