The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Minilandstan]

So how about them dragons eh?

[NecroTitan]

[QUOTE=JZ999;33123060]That is of course if a dragon doesn't attack Valve HQ, destroying the steam servers/corrupting files to contain digital lycanthropy, transforming your pc into a bloodthirsty beast after you go to bed.[/QUOTE]

OH wow, I hadn't thought of that... let me go pre-order at Gamestop just to be safe.

[David Tennant]

[QUOTE=The Famous 8;33123059]I'll be screaming it all the way down and all the way back. More abusive words may be used if they don't have any copies.[/QUOTE]

There's an ASDA 10 minutes from me too so that's an option, but I've tried buying a few games I though would be in stock at ASDA on release date and none of them have been, always out, even very early in the morning.

[tui]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP33ha5U7M&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why

[Curls]

[QUOTE=tui;33123129][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP33ha5U7M&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why[/QUOTE]

A real gamer would have played an RPG by now, he probably never has before. He would have mastered a few games as well, played in competitions a little.

Sorry but, just CoD doesn't mean shit.

[The Famous 8]

[QUOTE=David Tennant;33123128]There's an ASDA 10 minutes from me too so that's an option, but I've tried buying a few games I though would be in stock at ASDA on release date and none of them have been, always out, even very early in the morning.[/QUOTE]
Ah shit, now that just got me worried. I suppose if it isn't in stock there I only need to hop on a twenty minute bus trip into town. Fingers crossed it's in Asda. Hope you don't have any problems getting it either!

[JZ999]

[QUOTE=tui;33123129]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why[/QUOTE]

Sweet mother of Vishnu, what did I just witness? I... Good gravy bill.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=JZ999;33123201]Sweet mother of Vishnu, what did I just witness? I... Good gravy bill.[/QUOTE]

A wannabe "Hardcore" gamer.

[cdr248]

What he fuck is he saying? I can't understand him at all.

[NecroTitan]

[QUOTE=tui;33123129][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP33ha5U7M&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why[/QUOTE]

"I mean come on guys, I beat Dark Souls 3 times. I can beat the gargoyles with like no armor."

:v:

[JZ999]

[QUOTE=cdr248;33123225]What he fuck is he saying? I can't understand him at all.[/QUOTE]
Well I lived in Socal for a little so here is my translation.

Errhhmm.
"My wife took her fat ass and the kids to disney land this weekend so I decided to download this game that my buddies have been talking about, since like I have a flashed xbox and stuff. But I downloaded it and it turns out I can't use my trigger mods for rapid fire in this like CoD so... Ya I don't know how to pwn noobs in this. But I have some videos of my dogs, and they, like, never yell at me to get a job or anything. Yeah."

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=NecroTitan;33123247]"I mean come on guys, I beat Dark Souls 3 times. I can beat the gargoyles with like no armor."

:v:[/QUOTE]

more like :suicide:

[Curls]

[QUOTE=JZ999;33123290]Well I lived in Socal for a little so here is my translation.

Errhhmm.
"My wife took her fat ass and the kids to disney land this weekend so I decided to download this game that my buddies have been talking about, since like I have a flashed xbox and stuff. But I downloaded it and it turns out I can't use my trigger mods for rapid fire in this like CoD so... Ya I don't know how to pwn noobs in this. But I have some videos of my dogs, and they, like, never yell at me to get a job or anything. Yeah."[/QUOTE]

Drugs are bad... also, lets flag his damn video.

[JZ999]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33123319]Drugs are bad...[/QUOTE]

YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN TILL YOU TRY SOME PEYOTE

[IMG]http://criterioncast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vlcsnap-2010-10-06-17h56m06s8.png[/IMG]

[Zedicus Mann]

[QUOTE=tui;33123129][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP33ha5U7M&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why[/QUOTE]
"Dude, I have no idea how to play this game, but what me make a walkthrough of me playing it like an idiot anyway, man!
Now I'm gonna talk about stuff that's not this game."

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=JZ999;33123339]YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN TILL YOU TRY SOME PEYOTE

[]http://criterioncast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/vlcsnap-2010-10-06-17h56m06s8.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Go there please: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/385[/url]

[JZ999]

[QUOTE=mercurius;33123354]Go there please: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/385[/url][/QUOTE]
What if I was to steer the discussion back on track to Skooma usage in Skyrim :P

[Numidium]

[QUOTE=tui;33123129][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP33ha5U7M&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why[/QUOTE]

... give me the damn chainsaw. Now. All of my fucking rage.

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=JZ999;33123369]What if I was to steer the discussion back on track to Skooma usage in Skyrim :P[/QUOTE]

I love drugs in video games when they are useful and match the setting. Fallout is a good example for this.

[NecroTitan]

[QUOTE=JZ999;33123369]What if I was to steer the discussion back on track to Skooma usage in Skyrim :P[/QUOTE]

I hope they have Skooma, I want to become addicted.

[JZ999]

[QUOTE=mercurius;33123476]I love drugs in video games when they are useful and match the setting. Fallout is a good example for this.[/QUOTE]
Too bad they changed all the drug names. Thank Ganesha for mods on the nexus that don't include hentai.

[DanRatherman]

Rule One of Video Game Leaks/Reviews:

Nobody competent will ever get it before release.

Rule Two of Video Game Leaks/Reviews:

All the incompetents that DO get it before release will make terrible videos solely to make the actually fans feel an undying rage for the next painfully long week(s) before release.

[Minilandstan]

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[Lurklet]

skyrim is 6gb

borderlands is 13gb

bethesda clearly got INFINITE SIZE COMPRESSON JUTSU

[Renegade Master]

[QUOTE=tui;33123129][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtP33ha5U7M&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
"I'm your typical Hardcore gamer, i come from call of duty and I don't know how to play this game"

seriously

why[/QUOTE]
Did I miss something? How the fuck did he get Skyrim before the release date? I mean it's not like he's a major game reviewer or a journalist.

[Zarjk]

Guys, guys.

I predicted what my health teacher was going to say?

Am I going sidekick?

[PersonalJesus69]

Just got my pre-order. Happy happy happy. :)

[woolio1]

So... Will Skyrim be significantly better than the older games? From what I've been reading, everyone's still very pessimistic about the combat system (Which is a very large part of the game), the graphics, and everything else you can possibly nitpick on (AI, etc). From what I've been reading here, it sounds like it's falling apart at the seams.

So, is it really a "Divine Gift to Man" or just an average game? Is it worth buying?

Also, I very strongly dislike you all for making me question the Elder Scrolls series. Especially after I just finished hanging my Skyrim poster.

[mercurius]

[QUOTE=Lurklet;33123804]skyrim is 6gb
borderlands is 13gb
bethesda clearly got INFINITE SIZE COMPRESSON JUTSU[/QUOTE]

My slow 580 KByte/s connection is ready!

[B]edited:[/B]
10 km away everyone got 100 Mbit, and I'm not living anywhere close to the countryside

[JerryK]

[QUOTE=woolio1;33123932]So... Will Skyrim be significantly better than the older games? From what I've been reading, everyone's still very pessimistic about the combat system (Which is a very large part of the game), the graphics, and everything else you can possibly nitpick on (AI, etc). From what I've been reading here, it sounds like it's falling apart at the seams.

So, is it really a "Divine Gift to Man" or just an average game? Is it worth buying?

Also, I very strongly dislike you all for making me question the Elder Scrolls series. Especially after I just finished hanging my Skyrim poster.[/QUOTE]

i haven't watched too much because i don't want to spoil anything, but to me (as a guy who only played Oblivion) it looks pretty much like Oblivion but with lots of minor improvements, decent animations, better graphics, and dragons

personally i think it looks great though