The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn! - Games

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;33136791]I went to a Renaissance Faire yesterday and everybody had big burly beards I thought of this thread the entire time[/QUOTE] Did the women have big burly beards?

Since we're posting character names: My Spellsword character will be Kavaliera Hegathe, Redguard. My Hunter character will be Agnar Bronzebone, Dunmer. My Fuckshitupwithahammer character will be Otho Bermund Isidar, Nord.

I'm just going to name myself Wootman

[QUOTE=BigOwl;33108373]You're joking right? I did it to be nice. I can see why that's hard for you to understand though.[/QUOTE] Be nice and gift me payday. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bora;33137058]Be nice and gift me payday. Thanks.[/QUOTE] no

[QUOTE=kaine123;33136673]My name will be Grystvin van dekrod.[/QUOTE] I'd like to buy a vowel Also, I know it's a bit preemptive, but is 'Hexblade of Mosrak' a decent name for an enchanted sword?

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;33136597]Apprently my order has been shipped <3.[/QUOTE] Where'd you order?

Although I'm all for having lore-ish names for my new characters. I have come to the decision of naming my Male Bosmer (Stealth Mage ftw) "Todd Jeremy" Honoring the men who inspire us all with greatness: Todd Howard and Ron Jeremy

[QUOTE=Sommoch;33137123]Where'd you order?[/QUOTE] Game.

My first character is going to be named Weobulf.

The name of my character shall be Butters and he shall sing war songs as LU LU LU I got some apples!

[QUOTE=Skyward;33137269]My first character is going to be named Weobulf.[/QUOTE] I AM WEOBULF!!! [IMG]http://www.hdtvsolutions.com/images/articles/BeowulfGrendel.jpg[/IMG]

Skeggox Jor-Ghan. Smithing, Heavy armoran, two handed swinging ORC. Still working on the last name.

[QUOTE=JZ999;33137324]I AM WEOBULF!!! [IMG]http://www.hdtvsolutions.com/images/articles/BeowulfGrendel.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That's not Weobulf, that's Drengel, silly.

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;33137273]Being scandinavian and seeing all those gruesome names you and /v/ make and stamp as "Norse" make me cringe.[/QUOTE] HAHA MY NAME IS ALREADY NORSE AND MANLY I DON'T NEED TO FAKE IT

[QUOTE=Skyward;33137351]That's not Weobulf, that's Drengel, silly.[/QUOTE] I KNOWZZZ. Silly little me. Poor Drengel had his arm ripped off.

My dude's name is just gonna be an extension of my actual first name "josh" Joshir Josholas Joshibidis Joshimas etc

gonna roll with krakadict the ork

The Skyrim advertisement is the only non-mandatory advert I've sat through entirely before a youtube video.

My characters gonna be called Eddard Stark. yay for originality.

My name shall be Axebeard Hammerdick the Draconic Ice-Cold Thunderous incarnation of Nordic Manliness, AKA Adolf to the Altmer and Dunmer.

Guess who is having surgery on the tenth followed by skyrim for 4 days straight

[QUOTE=noneshallpass;33137742]Guess who is having surgery on the tenth followed by skyrim for 4 days straight[/QUOTE] Your grandmother? If so, that's one awesome grandma.

Just took a stab in the dark and asked Walmart if they could deliver my physical on the 10th that way I'm not left behind when it comes out on the 11th at midnight. :v: I even went into this long spiel about how Steam won't unlock the game files before official release anyways and that I just wanted to be ready. But in before "No." :c

Can you finally have combat while riding horses?

My character shall be called Purgator Stromgrad, he will be a Nord barbarian like character

Mine will be a red Argonian named Fire-In-The-Sky, because my Oblivion character was a black Argonian named Smoke-On-The-Water (as I have repeated often in this and other TES threads).

I decided to draw that Dovahkiin helmet. I know it's extremely dirty and sketchy and that I suck. But this time I didn't suck as much as I usually do. [img]http://i.imgur.com/TLMT0.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=counterpo0;33137951]Can you finally have combat while riding horses?[/QUOTE] TES V: Warband

[QUOTE=Wheeze201;33138070]I decided to draw that Dovahkiin helmet. I know it's extremely dirty and sketchy and that I suck. But this time I didn't suck as much as I usually do. [img]http://i.imgur.com/TLMT0.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What the fuck teach me your drawing skills.