• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33153372]Psychic guards confirmed, first paragraph, top left hand corner. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bTdqg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Developer: id Software What?
I got this image of guards in Skyrim acting like that guy from The Other Guys. The one who ran 20 miles shouting YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE RIGHT NOW. I fully expect to be buying shit in a town and a guard comes out of no where, telling me to HALT, having run for 2 days to get me
[QUOTE=Slugathor;33153693]Developer: id Software What?[/QUOTE] Ahaha, wow, just saw that just comes to show you, Game media is a [I]joke[/I]
[QUOTE=Namelezz!;33153687]I hope the finishing moves are toggleable between first person and third person, not so that certain animations are only in third person like the trailers.[/QUOTE] It's not, atleast the dragon finishers aren't. Also is there the lusty argonian maid sequel? I ache for some spear polishing action.
I'm curious as to how many Dragon 'deathblows" they've made and how frequent they will be. One or two for each set of weapons?
I recently did a little research into my family's genealogy. I found information back to the 1600's, turns out I'm descended from a guy named Ulrich Vollenweider. Since Nords in the elder scrolls universe tend to have titles rather than last names, I think Ulrich Full-and-Wide is appropriately similar sounding and accurate for a large Nord warrior in line with elder scrolls naming conventions. I think I've finally found my Skyrim character's name.
[QUOTE=Gryphonstrom;33153805]I recently did a little research into my family's genealogy. I found information back to the 1600's, turns out I'm descended from a guy named Ulrich Vollenweider. Since Nords in the elder scrolls universe tend to have titles rather than last names, I think Ulrich Full-and-Wide is appropriately similar sounding and accurate for a large Nord warrior. I think I've finally found my Skyrim character's name.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, Ulrich's my last name!
I wish I could check my family's genealogy, my father and my mother don't know shit about it.
Pre-ordered today :smile: Also my last name is Wookey so I might do something with that.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;33152244][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T16FZ.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MIxNb.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] What theme are you using?
I really want to pre order from Intkeys, but I'm afraid I will get my key very late or not at all, is there a different more trustworthy key site that has Skyrim keys? I wish GMG had it :(
[QUOTE=cwook;33153899]Pre-ordered today :smile: Also my last name is Wookey so I might do something with that.[/QUOTE] Be a Khajiit named Chewbacca
[QUOTE=Sommoch;33153926]What theme are you using?[/QUOTE] The ugly one
[QUOTE=Gryphonstrom;33153805]I recently did a little research into my family's genealogy. I found information back to the 1600's, turns out I'm descended from a guy named Ulrich Vollenweider. Since Nords in the elder scrolls universe tend to have titles rather than last names, I think Ulrich Full-and-Wide is appropriately similar sounding and accurate for a large Nord warrior in line with elder scrolls naming conventions. I think I've finally found my Skyrim character's name.[/QUOTE] I wish I had some authentic bad ass name like that But, as I've said before, either my mates name or "Stupid faggot cum breath"
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;33153930]I really want to pre order from Intkeys, but I'm afraid I will get my key very late or not at all, is there a different more trustworthy key site that has Skyrim keys? I wish GMG had it :([/QUOTE] Green Man Gaming will probably have it on release date. Ultimatum game keys promised they would have it sent out by the release date. However, no CD-Key sites will get the key to you in time for preload.
[QUOTE=Gryphonstrom;33153805]I recently did a little research into my family's genealogy. I found information back to the 1600's, turns out I'm descended from a guy named Ulrich Vollenweider. Since Nords in the elder scrolls universe tend to have titles rather than last names, I think Ulrich Full-and-Wide is appropriately similar sounding and accurate for a large Nord warrior. I think I've finally found my Skyrim character's name.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the idea, gotta check the family tree. (We've got it as far back as the 1200 something, before our last name was in the form it is today.)
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33153372]Psychic guards confirmed, first paragraph, top left hand corner. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bTdqg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Aggregate of 95%? Burn that rag. They're in it to please the publishers.
[QUOTE=Sommoch;33153926]What theme are you using?[/QUOTE] [url]http://katz93.deviantart.com/art/Glow-Air-Final-for-Windows-7-150685992[/url]
[QUOTE=Gryphonstrom;33153805]I recently did a little research into my family's genealogy. I found information back to the 1600's, turns out I'm descended from a guy named Ulrich Vollenweider. Since Nords in the elder scrolls universe tend to have titles rather than last names, I think Ulrich Full-and-Wide is appropriately similar sounding and accurate for a large Nord warrior in line with elder scrolls naming conventions. I think I've finally found my Skyrim character's name.[/QUOTE] Additionally, his father was named Gorius. Since this is also badass and sounds like "gore" I decided to add this to the name. Couldn't decide between Gorius Ulrich or Ulrich Gorius. A quick flip of the ol' collector's edition septim made the final decision, since I liked both equally. Gorius Ulrich Full-and-Wide it is!
I just pre-ordered, HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
Oh, fantastic. I just upgraded my machine to run Skyrim on something better than the absolute minimum, and [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1138509]things start to run like shit[/url]. If there's a technician around here, any help will be appreciated.
[QUOTE=Gryphonstrom;33154035]Additionally, his father was named Gorius. Since this is also badass and sounds like "gore" I decided to add this to the name. Couldn't decide between Gorius Ulrich or Ulrich Gorius. A quick flip of the ol' collector's edition septim made the final decision, since I liked both equally. Gorius Ulrich Full-and-Wide it is![/QUOTE] Ulrich Goriusweider sounds like Gore wielder aka "ultimate badass"
[QUOTE=HubmaN;33153992]Aggregate of 95%? Burn that rag. They're in it to please the publishers.[/QUOTE] The average of the three numbers is 94.6 repeating.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;33154084]Oh, fantastic. I just upgraded my machine to run Skyrim on something better than the absolute minimum, and [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1138509]things start to run like shit[/url]. If there's a technician around here, any help will be appreciated.[/QUOTE] What are your temps like?
Man, my names are always like Butt MCbuttface or something
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;33154110]The average of the three numbers is 94.6 repeating.[/QUOTE] And then they rounded it up an called it an "overall" score.
Sold Deus Ex HR and a few other games to afford Skyrim and the Collectors edition guide. My body is not ready.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;33154143]And then they rounded it up an called it an "overall" score.[/QUOTE] Yeah that's kind of how it works, you rate games on multiple points e.g. gameplay, and then average them, a lot of reviewers do tat.
[QUOTE=Rombishead;33154123]What are your temps like?[/QUOTE] Normal, apparently. The GPU's fan has always worked like a charm, the CPU's is brand new and I'm not overclocking anything. Otherwise, Speccy is a liar and something is actually reaching volcano temperatures for no apparent reason.
Weird, Steam says Skyrim's available on Nov 10 Though judging by the unlock time, it's going to be a Midnight release on 11th
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