The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31515384]Maybe he's reading too much into the carvings on Aludin's Wall?[/QUOTE]

Well, according to said wall, the events of all four previous games WERE apparently signs of Alduin's coming, so he's not COMPLETELY wrong. But the fact that Skyrim is labeled TES [I]V[/I] still makes him wrong.

[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31516824]Why is sex dehumanising?[/QUOTE]

Because sex is a special thing and should only be shared between people who love each other.

... couldn't say that with a straight face.

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;31516955]Well, according to said wall, the events of all four previous games WERE apparently signs of Alduin's coming, so he's not COMPLETELY wrong. But the fact that Skyrim is labeled TES [I]V[/I] still makes him wrong.[/QUOTE]

They are "signs" but they don't seem to directly cause it... Hmm, maybe that's a mystery solved in the main quest.

[RaccoonBro]

[QUOTE=Zamorikan;31515659]Dont know if this will interest any of you, it sure interested me though.
TF2 Skyrim Promo!

[img]http://media.steampowered.com//apps//440//icons//skyrim_helmet_large.ac0e67a18980ee73ef32215cd205549bf12e725b.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Take
Everything

[Dovahkiin]

[QUOTE=Zamorikan;31515659]Dont know if this will interest any of you, it sure interested me though.
TF2 Skyrim Promo!

[img]http://media.steampowered.com//apps//440//icons//skyrim_helmet_large.ac0e67a18980ee73ef32215cd205549bf12e725b.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I cannot express how much I came.
but still I hate valve for not making it an all class.

[Noobmaster]

@DiscoInferno I'll do it for a dollar.

[myalt22]

It wouldn't work, unless I whored myself out to pedophiles, because I look about 12.

[NoPartyHats]

I bet you are twelve! In which case, how much?

[myalt22]

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;31519271]I bet you are twelve! In which case, how much?[/QUOTE]

I'm actually 16. If I really wanted to, I could be one of those escorts who cater to "specific" clients (those who want to fuck 12 year old boys without any legal issues.)

£5000 and you can abuse me all you want.

[Dovahkiin]

so my brother was in a theater watching some play and then he heard a dude say "hey Oblivion V is going to be released soon." when my brother told me that I almost unsheathed my blade and went all the way from skyrim to Hunt that son of a bitch.

[Cuntsman]

so remember when you told me to delete the savegame bloat? shit's crashing every time i try to save now, thankfully i created backups

oh and there was this bright flash and huge explosion, and now my skin is flaking and my hair is falling out

[NoPartyHats]

[QUOTE=myalt22;31519376]I'm actually 16. If I really wanted to, I could be one of those escorts who cater to "specific" clients (those who want to fuck 12 year old boys without any legal issues.)

£5000 and you can abuse me all you want.[/QUOTE]

At first, if you were to respond that you actually were 12, I would've said "It's fine! 2 year difference!"

Glad to see that I can still say "It's fine! 2 year Difference!"

[editline]3rd August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;31519444]so my brother was in a theater watching some play and then he heard a dude say "hey Oblivion V is going to be released soon." when my brother told me that I almost unsheathed my blade and went all the way from skyrim to Hunt that son of a bitch.[/QUOTE]

My best friends older Brother (Brother in law? Hell if I know.) said the same.

It took them 2 weeks to stitch his skin back on him, and all he could mumble for the next 3 weeks was "Fus roh dah... Fus roh dah..."

[woolio1]

Scratch that. Cheese for no one. It can be just as much of a party if you don't like cheese, true?

[RopaDope]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31516824]Why is sex dehumanising?[/QUOTE]
By dehumanizing, I mean selling yourself as a sex item. Not the actual sex.

[editline]4th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=myalt22;31519376]I'm actually 16. If I really wanted to, I could be one of those escorts who cater to "specific" clients (those who want to fuck 12 year old boys without any legal issues.)

£5000 and you can abuse me all you want.[/QUOTE]

Not to be rude or anything, i've seen your picture and lets say you aren't exactly worth that much. I would appraise you at maybe a tenth of that for anything. :v:

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=myalt22;31519221]It wouldn't work, unless I whored myself out to pedophiles, because I look about 12.[/QUOTE]

There was some "How to squeeze money out of pedophiles" thread. Check it out, eh?

[editline]4th August 2011[/editline]

FUCKING OBLIVION V? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ARRGH

[PunchedInFac]

[QUOTE=Zamorikan;31515659]Dont know if this will interest any of you, it sure interested me though.
TF2 Skyrim Promo!

[img]http://media.steampowered.com//apps//440//icons//skyrim_helmet_large.ac0e67a18980ee73ef32215cd205549bf12e725b.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Which class is it for?

[Jzzb]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;31523057]Which class is it for?[/QUOTE]Spy, obviously.

[Aerkhan]

Reinstalled Morrowind.
How 2 keep me interesed for more then 2 hours?

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;31523594]install a better combat mod
that's all
~fuck graphical enhancers~[/QUOTE]

I dont give 2 shits about graphics enhancers.
The combat is not bad, it's Elder Scrolls.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;31523626]well if you're good with the combat, no mods are really necessary, just crank up the music volume and read the books for maximum immersion[/QUOTE]

The combat is better then oblivion's.
But yeah, I've always played Morrowind for 2 hours then I got bored.

[Aerkhan]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;31523870]it's a slow game, it really only appeals to ~hardcore~ rpg fans[/QUOTE]

I like it, but something just makes me bored.

Is there a shader for MGE for the following:
Something like Oblivion's visibility indicator?
A "you're stealing" indicator?

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;31523594]
~fuck graphical enhancers~[/QUOTE]

I don't know man the Morrowind Overhaul is pretty fucking slick.

[pr00ch]

The better bodies mod makes nords have small dicks though.

[editline]4th August 2011[/editline]

Don't ask.

[Zamorikan]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;31523057]Which class is it for?[/QUOTE]

I think in the files it said it was all class. Which is pretty neat.

81.12% downloading ../orangebox/tf/materials/models/player/items/all_class/skyrim_helmet.vmt

Yup, there you go! Spies with Dovakhin helmets errywhere!

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=RopaDope;31521464]By dehumanizing, I mean selling yourself as a sex item. Not the actual sex. [/QUOTE]

As opposed to supplying any other service for money?

[GoldenBullet]

People calling this oblivion 5 is almost as bad as people calling the first-person perspective cod-view

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;31525140]People calling this oblivion 5 is almost as bad as people calling the first-person perspective cod-view[/QUOTE]

People do that? :suicide:

[Noobmaster]

As long as we don't go into billions of oblivion gates. Then I'm sold.

[Str4fe]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31525490]People do that? :suicide:[/QUOTE]

If you watched the e3 stream.

I hated when they said "now we are going to look at the next installment at the Oblivion series"

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Str4fe;31525559]If you watched the e3 stream.

I hated when they said "now we are going to look at the next installment at the Oblivion series"[/QUOTE]

i will destroy this man.

[TheBigPal]

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31503781]Brorrowind[/QUOTE]

Brorrowind is a total revamp of the game's graphics, and in my opinion makes it look like shit. The textures in it are great, and if I could get those out I'd be alright.