The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[TunnelSnake]

I got really stoned earlier and handwrote a pretty elaborate fanfic tying up the end of the champion of cyrodiils story and how it connects to the coming of the dovakhiin and the events of skyrim. Should I post it?
Not to brag but writing is one of my strong suits

[woolio1]

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;33160699]At least Elder Scrolls vampires are still the good vampires.
[sp]Good like good quality...unlike some vampires[/sp][/QUOTE]

I believe what you're meaning to say is that, unlike most vampires, they don't sparkle.

[ClarkWasHere]

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;33160699]At least Elder Scrolls vampires are still the good vampires.
[sp]Good like good quality...unlike some vampires[/sp][/QUOTE]

[t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NPmrKHLPLfQ/Tle5HKk6zrI/AAAAAAAAAfw/uZ_6eQ3V8pc/s1600/Becoming+a+vampire.jpg[/t]

Yep. "good" vampires.

[sp]joking[/sp]

[dogmachines]

[QUOTE=Mackalda2k6;33160180]If you're serious about giving it away then I'd skim the thread for someone who couldn't get it because they didn't have the money.[/QUOTE]
That's like half the thread.

Including me.

[dai]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;33160785][t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NPmrKHLPLfQ/Tle5HKk6zrI/AAAAAAAAAfw/uZ_6eQ3V8pc/s1600/Becoming+a+vampire.jpg[/t]

Yep. "good" vampires.

[sp]joking[/sp][/QUOTE]

I didn't know becoming Leanard Nimoy was contracted via vampire, neat

[zelchacha]

[IMG]http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x424/Zelchacha/SKYRIMgift.jpg[/IMG]

My long time friend on steam (who I actually met in Halo 2 in 2004) had a little left over money from buying a ps3 from his past paycheck and he invited about 10 of his steam friends into a group chat (me being one of them) and played ennie meenie miney moe and I was the lucky one ...WHAT A NICE GUY!!!

[jordguitar]

anyone have any idea about preloading?

[bionic0n3]

Bought the strategy guide. I don't plan on openning it until I get deep into Skyrim(too avoid spoiling myself) but 650 pages of shit including pictures and stuff sounds like a lot of fun for a game I plan on spending days in.

[TABULARASA]

It'll happen on Tuesday or Wednesday.

[Rellow]

[QUOTE=zelchacha;33160918][IMG]http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x424/Zelchacha/SKYRIMgift.jpg[/IMG]

My long time friend on steam (who I actually met in Halo 2 in 2004) had a little left over money from buying a ps3 from his past paycheck and he invited about 10 of his steam friends into a group chat (me being one of them) and played ennie meenie miney moe and I was the lucky one ...WHAT A NICE GUY!!![/QUOTE]congratulations boobsack

[Curls]

[QUOTE=bionic0n3;33161015]Bought the strategy guide. I don't plan on openning it until I get deep into Skyrim(too avoid spoiling myself) but 650 pages of shit including pictures and stuff sounds like a lot of fun for a game I plan on spending [B]months [/B]in.[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

You'll be a neck beard basement dweller in no time.

[QUOTE=zelchacha;33160918][IMG]http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x424/Zelchacha/SKYRIMgift.jpg[/IMG]

My long time friend on steam (who I actually met in Halo 2 in 2004) had a little left over money from buying a ps3 from his past paycheck and he invited about 10 of his steam friends into a group chat (me being one of them) and played ennie meenie miney moe and I was the lucky one ...WHAT A NICE GUY!!![/QUOTE]

Charles Boobsack

going to call you that from now on

[Banhfunbags]

I have no school on the day Skyrim comes out. Lucky me right?

There's this girl I really like and she wants to hang out on the the day it releases, but I don't know which I think is more important. I'm not the type of person to choose vidya games over real life, but this is fucking Elder Scrolls 5. Skyrim is an exception right?

[BenduOlo]

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;33161094]I have no school on the day Skyrim comes out. Lucky me right?

There's this girl I really like and she wants to hang out on the the day it releases, but I don't know which I think is more important. I'm not the type of person to choose vidya games over real life, but this is fucking Elder Scrolls 5. Skyrim is an exception right?[/QUOTE]

Go with the girl, then afterwards, skyrim your life away

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;33161094]I have no school on the day Skyrim comes out. Lucky me right?

There's this girl I really like and she wants to hang out on the the day it releases, but I don't know which I think is more important. I'm not the type of person to choose vidya games over real life, but this is fucking Elder Scrolls 5. Skyrim is an exception right?[/QUOTE]

your 101%, I think you can figure it out.

Play skyrim with the girl

[Miasmic]

[QUOTE=daijitsu;33160909]I didn't know becoming Leanard Nimoy was contracted via vampire, neat[/QUOTE]

I can't really tell which one's the disease-stricken vampire.

[sp]Because his character looks like he has poo on his face.[/sp]

[Curls]

-snip-

[zelchacha]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33161052]Fixed.

You'll be a neck beard basement dweller in no time.

Charles Boobsack

going to call you that from now on[/QUOTE]

I can live with that, I'll be too busy playing to care, hahaha!

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;33160785][t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NPmrKHLPLfQ/Tle5HKk6zrI/AAAAAAAAAfw/uZ_6eQ3V8pc/s1600/Becoming+a+vampire.jpg[/t]

Yep. "good" vampires.

[sp]joking[/sp][/QUOTE]

The only good vampires were Argonian vampires, unless you set your skin colors too high or too low.

Also, does anyone know what an Argonian Vampire looks like in Skyrim?

[Sirdrone536]

New Perk: Mysterious Dragoner.

When doing finishing moves a friendly dragon with a cowboy hat will appear and incinerate your foes should there be more then 2 in the area.

His snout will also be shaped as a revolver

[ArchXeno]

[url]http://www.ustream.tv/channel/occupy-cyrodiil[/url]

Does anyone know the password to the stream?

[woolio1]

Mate, go with the girl. It's very unlikely you'll get this chance again.

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;33160785][t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NPmrKHLPLfQ/Tle5HKk6zrI/AAAAAAAAAfw/uZ_6eQ3V8pc/s1600/Becoming+a+vampire.jpg[/t]

Yep. "good" vampires.

[sp]joking[/sp][/QUOTE]
Sorry which one is the vampire?

[Fables]

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;33160785][t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NPmrKHLPLfQ/Tle5HKk6zrI/AAAAAAAAAfw/uZ_6eQ3V8pc/s1600/Becoming+a+vampire.jpg[/t]

Yep. "good" vampires.

[sp]joking[/sp][/QUOTE]

I never knew potatoes could wrinkle.

[Newbienice99]

[QUOTE=Poolisclosed;33160196]I'll take it. My birthday's on the tenth. :>[/QUOTE]
Same.

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

Mine's on the 14th. Sadly I won't get a computer good enough to play it at an enjoyable rate until a week or more after Skyrim comes out.

[Bullet100]

ffuuck i fell for that pre-load thing! Damn I'm 10 hours late!

[zelchacha]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;33161622]Mine's on the 14th. Sadly I won't get a computer good enough to play it at an enjoyable rate until a week or more after Skyrim comes out.[/QUOTE]

That's a shame, what kind of computer are you getting?

[buttspoonce]

FUCK it happened again

first time I get brimstone and am finally confident I can win beat the game. I reach the caves, fight gurdy and use bob's head against him. however, I get stuck on the animation before throwing the head and I can't press any button besides the movement keys.

I end up running around helplessly as 20 flies rape me. godamnit. the game always glitches on me when I have items good enough to beat it.

[Trooper-Guy1]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33161833]FUCK it happened again

first time I get brimstone and am finally confident I can win beat the game. I reach the caves, fight gurdy and use bob's head against him. however, I get stuck on the animation before throwing the head and I can't press any button besides the movement keys.

I end up running around helplessly as 20 flies rape me. godamnit. the game always glitches on me when I have items good enough to beat it.[/QUOTE]

Sounds crazy.

[Rigged237]

[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33161833]FUCK it happened again

first time I get brimstone and am finally confident I can win beat the game. I reach the caves, fight gurdy and use bob's head against him. however, I get stuck on the animation before throwing the head and I can't press any button besides the movement keys.

I end up running around helplessly as 20 flies rape me. godamnit. the game always glitches on me when I have items good enough to beat it.[/QUOTE]

wrong thread, but I know that feel. also fuck gurdy and fuck monstro v2