The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;33161833]FUCK it happened again
first time I get brimstone and am finally confident I can win beat the game. I reach the caves, fight gurdy and use bob's head against him. however, I get stuck on the animation before throwing the head and I can't press any button besides the movement keys.
I end up running around helplessly as 20 flies rape me. godamnit. the game always glitches on me when I have items good enough to beat it.[/QUOTE]
holy shit skyrim sounds cool
So I bought the guide. I wouldn't have bought it except for the fact that it's hardcover and it's a collectors edition. :rolleyes:
[editline]6th November 2011[/editline]
And it was a good deal.
[QUOTE=tom1029;33154233]My name will probably be "Tom".
I'm so imaginative.[/QUOTE]
"Isan the adorable Slavic man.", I've used it on every single one of my Elder Scrolls main saves.
Going to call myself Gaston the nord.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcvtPuxZxc0&feature=related[/media]
Im going to be a beast hunter with all kinds of animals as a trophy.
Oh god I only have enough money on midnight launch day to buy either the collectors on Xbox (Don't have a Xbox lol), or the normal PC copy ;_;
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;33162050]Going to call myself Gaston the nord.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcvtPuxZxc0&feature=related[/media]
Im going to be a beast hunter with all kinds of animals as a trophy.[/QUOTE]
No one can dragon shout like Gaston!
Going to name my character Yor
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZn16NX20Kg[/media]
And yes, Yor's world is a real movie.
[QUOTE=Novangel;33162072]Oh god I only have enough money on midnight launch day to buy either the collectors on Xbox (Don't have a Xbox lol), or the normal PC copy ;_;[/QUOTE]
Collectors on xbox, this is such an obvious decision. Who cares if you can't play the game when you can look at the cloth map instead?
[QUOTE=Kevinsevenalt;33162115]Going to name my character Yor
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZn16NX20Kg[/media]
And yes, Yor's world is a real movie.[/QUOTE]
YOR THE HUNTER OF THE FUTURE
[QUOTE=stepat201;33162118]Collectors on xbox, this is such an obvious decision. Who cares if you can't play the game when you can look at the cloth map instead?[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure it's the exact same map. Some dude at IGN unboxed the CE and confirmed it was the same one in the Standard.
[editline]6th November 2011[/editline]
And stop calling it cloth. It's just a special paper with some texturing on it...
Freaking out slightly. Skyrim is drawing very close and I still don't have the money for it.
[QUOTE=Sukor;33162673]Freaking out slightly. Skyrim is drawing very close and I still don't have the money for it.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like it's time to work the corner.
I want Skyrim.
[QUOTE=stepat201;33162118]Collectors on xbox, this is such an obvious decision. Who cares if you can't play the game when you can look at the cloth map instead?[/QUOTE]
Yeah but it's the only Collector's available in the region :v:
I pre-ordered Collector's edition a long time ago, slowly paid it off every week and I had only 29.99 left to pay off. I go to EBGames today to check and confirm how much I have left, only to find it's fully paid off. Turn out my girlfriend has finished paying it off for me as part of my Christmas gift. My day has been one of great feelings, even though I was working for most of it.
[QUOTE=NightmareXx;33162603][video=youtube;JDkeKWRbr1Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDkeKWRbr1Q&feature=player_embedded[/video][/QUOTE]
hahahaha some woman yells out "my money's on the big one"
oh the elder scrolls how you entertain me
One of my friends just told me that he's pre-ordered MW3 instead of this for Xbox. He doesn't even have Xbox Live.
Now, I'm not trying to start a flame war, nor do I want to make it sound like I'm hating on MW3 (I'll be getting it), but how you can choose the 7 hour campaign in that, over the hundreds of hours available in this game, is beyond me.
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;33162782]One of my friends just told me that he's pre-ordered MW3 instead of this for Xbox. He doesn't even have Xbox Live.
Now, I'm not trying to start a flame war, nor do I want to make it sound like I'm hating on MW3 (I'll be getting it), but how you can choose the 7 hour campaign in that, over the hundreds of hours available in this game, is beyond me.[/QUOTE]
cuz skyrim doesnt have guns.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HGkVo.png[/img]
Holy shit Steam make up your mind! All you are doing is playing with my emotions!
Does this mean all of US play it when east coast plays it?
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;33162821]cuz skyrim doesnt have guns.[/QUOTE]
who the fuck needs guns when you can kill a dragon with your bare hands
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;33162782]One of my friends just told me that he's pre-ordered MW3 instead of this for Xbox. He doesn't even have Xbox Live.
Now, I'm not trying to start a flame war, nor do I want to make it sound like I'm hating on MW3 (I'll be getting it), but how you can choose the 7 hour campaign in that, over the hundreds of hours available in this game, is beyond me.[/QUOTE]
How can anyone want a game that's been remade several times (face it, it's just MW2), over Battlefield 3 (Much more destruction and options for gameplay) or Skyrim (open world free roam rpg).
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;33162885]How can anyone want a game that's been remade several times (face it, it's just MW2), over Battlefield 3 (Much more destruction and options for gameplay) or Skyrim (open world free roam rpg).[/QUOTE]
Maybe they don't like RPGs.
[QUOTE=Sir Apricot VI;33162966]Maybe they don't like RPGs.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes people hate RPGs for the wrong reasons.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;33162833][img]http://i.imgur.com/HGkVo.png[/img]
Holy shit Steam make up your mind! All you are doing is playing with my emotions!
Does this mean all of US play it when east coast plays it?[/QUOTE]
IT IS RELEASED AT MIDNIGHT NO MATTER WHAT TIME ZONE YOU ARE IN.
Why does everyone have to keep repeating this? It's not very hard to understand. Midnight for you. Period.
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;33162885]How can anyone want a game that's been remade several times (face it, it's just MW2)[/QUOTE]
Skyrim looks an awful lot like Oblivion (especially the graphics and weird animations).
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