The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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Nearly 3 days
[QUOTE=cricket50;33166034]Don't know if this is late but oh my god.
(spoilers)
[video=youtube;icSG1d6W4Ws]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSG1d6W4Ws[/video][/QUOTE]
that's fucking awesome, can't wait to fuck shit up when some guy tries to start a bar fight with me in a tavern. (well realistically speaking it will be me walking into a pub and then smashing the shit out of everyone but still)
Son of a Bitch, I grow [b]TIRED[/b] of waiting.
And the worse part is, I work all weekend.
Bullshit.
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;33166070]+ 15 hours[/QUOTE] STOP MAKING IT FEEL LONGER
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;33165945]no actually, the majority of us aren't worried about the graphics, it's just Rigged237 being a twat and complaining about every little thing, despite not having played the game himself yet.[/QUOTE]
When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this
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[QUOTE=Miasmic;33166073]Son of a Bitch, I grow [b]TIRED[/b] of waiting.
And the worse part is, I work all weekend.
Bullshit.[/QUOTE]
I have exams over the two weeks after skyrim comes out, so i'm gonna play skyrim all weekend, but avoid the mainquest, then do my exam study during my free days of next week, (as well as the rest of this week). After exams, it's all systems go on the mainquest.
That means I will be avoiding this thread for possible spoilers too
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33166081]When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this[/QUOTE]
I'll be happy to consider reading it, along with further considering why your opinion means anything.
I have a college football game essentially all day Saturday that I have to be at the school for at 8:00 AM, so no staying up late. At least I have all Saturday night and Sunday.
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33166081]When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this[/QUOTE]
Fine, you go ahead and waste your time complaining about how your personal wants aren't satisfied while the rest of us spend our time enjoying a game that other people slaved away making and all we had to do was go get it from a store. I seriously don't get how you can be such a worthless cunt that thinks everything is shit, you're obviously being a cynical asshole without even having tried it yet. If you feel it completely necessary to do so though, go right on ahead; Instead of reading it i'll just play the game that I know i'll enjoy
So I just got back, and wow
[QUOTE=Rusty100;33164559]I just don't understand how anyone could have had fun in Oblivion. It's clunky and cumbersome AS WELL AS looking bad, with mongoloid looking characters, atrocious voice acting, and literally no redeeming qualities I can think of.
I guess it just baffles me that people could have liked that game so much, that they're this excited for a sequel. It's beyond me. Literally. I can't comprehend it. I feel like I'm in bizarro world.[/QUOTE]
Shit posting at its best.
You should know full well that when you make a game the size of oblivion, you absolutely must lower the graphics, otherwise it'll run horribly on every ones computer. I understand though that your very likely trolling and its probably dumb to reply, because your purely looking at how it looks, not the content.
Obviously Crysis 2 is going to look better, it takes a gnat to figure it out, its a much smaller game.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;33164723]I came in because some other people were telling it like it is, and everyone else was in total denial and blindly defending Skyrim so I backed them up because they were right, then the focus shifted on me just because I'm a moderator. It's dumb.[/QUOTE]
The reason people are focusing on you is because your thread shitting.
[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rong;33165927]Hey, new graph.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CdULC.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Nord or Argonion... that is the question.
[QUOTE=J!NX;33166111]So I just got back, and wow
Shit posting at its best.
You should know full well that when you make a game the size of oblivion, you absolutely must lower the graphics, otherwise it'll run horribly on every ones computer. I understand though that your very likely trolling and its probably dumb to reply, because your purely looking at how it looks, not the content.
Obviously Crysis 2 is going to look better, it takes a gnat to figure it out, its a much smaller game.
The reason people are focusing on you is because your thread shitting.[/QUOTE]
well recently the focus has been on rigged237 but yeah, this is pretty much truth
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33166081]When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this[/QUOTE]
quoted so you get permabanned later.
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33166081]When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, things just started settling down and we just started talking about how much we wanted the game and all the usual stuff that comes with a game soon to be released.
Then you fucking come back.
Get the FUCK out of this thread. Go to MW3's thread and shit up their party over there, won't you?
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33166028]I wanna see if there's any of those total conversion mods, but I hope that it won't be harder than rocket science to install (FCOM!).
Hopefully they changed how the game works so we don't have to mess with load order.[/QUOTE]
Load orders are an inevitable consequence of seperate mod files. That being said, I've never messed with load orders - I've always used mlox/BOSS.
Install order's the real bitch, though. The most experimental mods "just happen" to be the ones in raw file format.
You just don't seem to be content without starting some sort of shitty one-sided debate full of nothing but subjective opinions.
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;33166130]well recently the focus has been on rigged237 but yeah, this is pretty much truth[/QUOTE]
Oh.
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33166081]When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this[/QUOTE]
Love you too babe.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;33166134]Load orders are an inevitable consequence of seperate mod files. That being said, I've never messed with load orders - I've always used mlox/BOSS.
Install order's the real bitch, though. The most experimental mods "just happen" to be the ones in raw file format.[/QUOTE]
I've never understood what the hell boss did, never seemed to work for me in Oblivion.
Also, the essay must have valid points only, otherwise it's useless to anyone and you should be permabanned anyway.
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33166151]I've never understood what the hell boss did, never seemed to work for me in Oblivion.[/QUOTE]
it sorted your load order. Newer versions of it are extremely useful, fuck experimenting with load order yourself :/
[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;33166160]Also, the essay must have valid points only, otherwise it's useless to anyone and you should be permabanned anyway.[/QUOTE]
I think he just deserves to get hired by bethesda as a lone/lead programmer, then we'll see him make a better game with all of his knowledge of how they should work. Then we can shit post the megathreads about his games.
Guys should I pick Imperial or Breton if I want to make Gandalf character. Staff + Sword and Sword + Magic?
[QUOTE=Rigged237;33166081]When I get Skyrim I will write a 1000 word (or however many word) essay on why the game is shit.
you can toxx me on this[/QUOTE]
I will shit on your face if there are any typos or grammatical errors.
And I'll like it.
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The face-shitting, not the errors. I hate errors.
[QUOTE=J0E_SpRaY;33166182]I will shit on your face if there are any typos or grammatical errors.
And I'll like it.
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the face-shitting, not the errors. I hate errors.[/QUOTE]
tear apart his essay the way he tore apart a game he hasn't even played yet
I bet it's gonna have terrible punctuation and terrible grammatical flow, I can tell by the streams
[QUOTE=J0E_SpRaY;33166182]I will shit on your face if there are any typos or grammatical errors.
And I'll like it.
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The face-shitting, not the errors. I hate errors.[/QUOTE]
He'll like it too, and express his love in poorly formulated sentances.
Actually, he'll hate it because the poop's graphics will be too poor.
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;33166197]tear apart his essay the way he tore apart a game he hasn't even played yet
[/QUOTE]
Insert obligatory anus-tearing joke.
[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Miasmic;33166198]
Actually, he'll hate it because the poop's graphics will be too poor.[/QUOTE]
Too much brown.
But I thought brown meant realism.
draft 1:
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Skyrim es bad:
-bad graphics
-bad graphics
-bad graphics
-bad graphics
and the gameplay, we can all see, is extreemly rotten and smelly, the tutorial level looked so bad!
the dragons are not realistic and immersive
dragon shouts are not nordic
the leaked versions of a release candidate of skyrim showed that it was a bad game
it does not look like the best game in 2011
sequel to oblivion, and as rusty wonderously put it:
"I just don't understand how anyone could have had fun in Oblivion. It's clunky and cumbersome AS WELL AS looking bad, with mongoloid looking characters, atrocious voice acting, and literally no redeeming qualities I can think of.
I guess it just baffles me that people could have liked that game so much, that they're this excited for a sequel. It's beyond me. Literally. I can't comprehend it. I feel like I'm in bizarro world."
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[QUOTE=J0E_SpRaY;33166209]Insert obligatory anus-tearing joke.
[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]
Too much brown.
But I thought brown meant realism.[/QUOTE]
"These graphics are too [b]shitty[/b]."
[QUOTE=Flubadoo;33166219]draft 1:
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Skyrim es bad:
-bad graphics
-bad graphics
-bad graphics
-bad graphics
and the gameplay, we can all see, is extreemly rotten and smelly, the tutorial level looked so bad!
the dragons are not realistic and immersive
dragon shouts are not nordic
the leaked versions of a release candidate of skyrim showed that it was a bad game
it does not look like the best game in 2011
[/code][/QUOTE]
You forgot the lack of killstreaks.
There's still a few thousand words to go, but this will suffice for now.
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