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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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If I wanted to be Mage/Alchemist/Thief/Assassin/Bows+arrows, what race would I go for? I was thinking Argonian, as the poison resistance is bloody fantastic

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;33170456][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/please.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dude really? stop spoiling all the finisher moves

[QUOTE=Jacko245;33170457]If I wanted to be Mage/Alchemist/Thief/Assassin/Bows+arrows, what race would I go for? I was thinking Argonian, as the poison resistance is bloody fantastic[/QUOTE] Argonian or Breton. Bosmer is more combative then Argonian and Breton, but less of a mage type.

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;33170456][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/please.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] omg spoiler tag that you're ruining it for me [sp]I was making fun of people who are in the thread but don't want anything 'spoiled'[/sp]

If you can't kill kids, why add them to the game? It's like adding kids to gta but not being able to kill them. I don't want to see towns full of orphans running around.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;33170571]I don't want to see towns full of orphans running around.[/QUOTE] I want to bathe in the tears of all the orphans.

where the preload be at bitches

[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;33170592]I want to bathe in the tears of all the orphans.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=96800&dateline=1319770654[/img]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33170608]where the preload be at bitches[/QUOTE] todd is hiding it under gabe

[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;33170592]I want to bathe in the tears of all the orphans.[/QUOTE]I wonder if kids will care if you kill their parents

[QUOTE=Zeke129;33170608]where the preload be at bitches[/QUOTE] steam be trollin dawg

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;33170543]Dude really? stop spoiling all the finisher moves[/QUOTE] You're in a thread solely about the game and its content, if you are worried about having anything "spoiled" just leave the thread until you play the game personally. Pretty much what I'm doing.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;33170637]You're in a thread solely about the game and its content, if you are worried about having anything "spoiled" just leave the thread until you play the game personally. Pretty much what I'm doing.[/QUOTE] I don't get why they're having a cow over it. It's just a kill. :c

Finally decided on my character, the badass bearded nord, using weapons of all kind, and a lot of magic. Beowulf Noruk'Vokun Ahst Jun'Zaan, which I believe means Bear Wolf Fiercest Shadow at Kings Shout.

The australians will get the game 14hours before the americans get it. 11hours ahead of me.

You have a point, think i will leave until the game comes out but one last thing before i go.. May your journeys in the land of Skyrim be filled with opportunity and adventure!.. Oh and that last finisher move that was posted actually looks quite funny if you look at it again and again. Bye all

[QUOTE=Wheeze201;33170683]The australians will get the game 14hours before the americans get it. 11hours ahead of me.[/QUOTE] V P Ns

This thread is going to shit with spoilers.

pre-order bought: Check. No work Friday or that weekend: Check. No school Friday: Check. (We actually have the day off, how lucky?)

[QUOTE=Speedhax;33170845]This thread is going to shit with spoilers.[/QUOTE] I haven't seen one spoiler yet. I dodge them like a pro.

Someone at college made me pre-order it. Even though I have no experience in previous Elder Scrolls games, I hope it will be good.

[QUOTE=Wheeze201;33170683]The australians will get the game 14hours before the americans get it. 11hours ahead of me.[/QUOTE]They're paying double for that privilege

[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;33167453]I am sorry, where did I say that I think that Skyrim has bad graphics and/or that I dislike it because of that? All I said that Crysis still looks better than Skyrim in terms of model detail and texture resolution. That, and I was defending Skyrim's graphics when that other guy said that it looked worse than Uncharted 2. I'd rate you Bad Reading if that rating was still here.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I only read that one post you made and it wasn't directed at you specifically, it was directed at the people who thought so. At the time I thought you were one of them. But then I read more of your posts and realized I quoted the wrong guy, I should've read better and I'm sorry.

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;33170664]I don't get why they're having a cow over it. It's just a kill. :c[/QUOTE] I'm not having a cow, sorry if it seems like it came off as such. I was just saying the best way to not have anything ruined would be to not go into the thread is all.

So my friend and I were discussing Skyrim and it's new features today when a group of COD fanboys started ragging on us and say "Oh my god that game looks so fucking gay how can play that it doesn't even have guns or multiplayer or tactics and it isn't even realistic MW3 is going to be so much better."

Hey guys just found out the ending of the game on neutral [sp]You clicked on this thinking you'd get the actual ending with some sick urge, because your a sick person who can't control themselves. You also probably, if this was actually the ending, read it than complained, well you would've been the reason the ending was ruined for you[/sp]

Can you disable those stupid finishing moves in skyrim?

[QUOTE=kaine123;33171031]So my friend and I were discussing Skyrim and it's new features today when a group of COD fanboys started ragging on us and say "Oh my god that game looks so fucking gay how can play that it doesn't even have guns or multiplayer or tactics and it isn't even realistic MW3 is going to be so much better."[/QUOTE] Don't you just love it when people butt into your conversation randomly and utter the most retarded things ever?

Moderators seem to be getting attacked a lot in this thread, in other news [URL]http://www.bethblog.com/index.php/2011/11/07/midnight-launches-confirmed-at-game-and-gamestation-in-the-uk/[/URL] Goodbye, camping outside GAME in london for the next 4 days.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;33171009]I'm not having a cow, sorry if it seems like it came off as such. I was just saying the best way to not have anything ruined would be to not go into the thread is all.[/QUOTE] Oh, well I wasn't talking about you but ok. :v:

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