The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]
punch her in the ovaries and play skyrim you fucking faggot

[Jedi_Rayne]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]
Don't be daft. Girl then Skryim.

[BenduOlo]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]

Girl. Or both...somehow.

[thrawn2787]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]

tape fleshlight to skyrim's box best of both worlds?

[Healthpoint]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]

Skyrim.

Girls come and go, but Skyrim is forever.

[PersonalJesus69]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;33173877]Don't be daft. Girl then Skryim.[/QUOTE]

Or MAYBE... I could bring her home and introduce her to Skyrim?!

[woolio1]

Luckily for me, my girlfriend is also a gam- Nope. Can't do it. Not with a straight face.

[Nerfer]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]

Play Skyrim while dating and fucking said girl.

Like put the computer on her back while dogystyling her.

You need to have a viking hat and only speak in dragon though.

[TABULARASA]

Hey baby want to watch me play Skyrim for ten hours straight? Yeah whatever I wanted to be immersed anyways.

[Killer900]

[QUOTE=healthpoint;33173896]Skyrim.

Girls come and go, [B]but Skyrim is forever.[/B][/QUOTE]Which is exactly why it can wait.

[EagleEye]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]

Do what I do, take her out to a movie, then take her back to your place, or her place. Its irrelevant.

Then you play Skyrim and make her watch, and if you're feeling nice, you let her play. Only for 10 minutes though, you don't want her to get better than you.

[RaptorRed]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33173808]
For those of who don't join, your lame
[/QUOTE]

You need to understand that "You're" does not equal "Your"
"Your" is when you refer to someone's possessions, it shows ownership
while "You're" is the shortened "You are"

You've been a member in this forums for some time now, I'd expect you to already know this.
besides, I don't think it's appropriate that someone who does not natively speak English will have to correct someone who does.

back to being on-topic, I am dying to play skyrim already, I have almost nothing to play right now besides sonic generations which I had already beaten so I now spend most of my time browsing through this thread while waiting for skyrim, this wait is killing me.

[Dovahkiin]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]
go out with her, try to get to second base, if shit goes well fuck her, don't forget the condom. skyrim won't run away, the Girl might.

[Deiru]

[QUOTE=EagleEye;33173975]Do what I do, take her out to a movie, then take her back to your place, or her place. Its irrelevant.

Then you play Skyrim and make her watch, and if you're feeling nice, you let her play. Only for 10 minutes though, you don't want her to get better than you.[/QUOTE]

My ex was always better at me than games, no matter what game it was....Got kinda irritating after a while.

[Str4fe]

[QUOTE=woolio1;33173928]Luckily for me, my girlfriend is also a gam- Nope. Can't do it. Not with a straight face.[/QUOTE]

Ha, my girlfr- Nope. Cant get one. Not with this face.

[Deiru]

Also, playing Morrowind to get back into the right frame of mind. I'd play Oblivion, but I can't find it round here anywhere.

[NuGrizz]

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;33168683]It pretty much is the final product...

[editline]7th November 2011[/editline]

I doubt they'll release a day one patch or anything.[/QUOTE]

For posterity : >

[thrawn2787]

I don't see why I should join a group for a singleplayer game.

[Deiru]

Well. Past me is a dick. I load up latest autosave, and see this.

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596953305012620608/C5A53612D21632E90E5563E7366CE7DB2CFD3EB9/[/thumb]

Thanks. I guess I'll start a new game instead, Past me!

[Curls]

[QUOTE=RaptorRed;33173980]You need to understand that "You're" does not equal "Your"
"Your" is when you refer to someone's possessions, it shows ownership
while "You're" is the shortened "You are"

You've been a member in this forums for some time now, I'd expect you to already know this.
besides, I don't think it's appropriate that someone who does not natively speak English will have to correct someone who does.

back to being on-topic, I am dying to play skyrim already, I have almost nothing to play right now besides sonic generations which I had already beaten so I now spend most of my time browsing through this thread while waiting for skyrim, this wait is killing me.[/QUOTE]

Oh wow really you don't think I knew that already?

I use your because I've been doing it out of habit / its easier.

[GeneralFredrik]

[QUOTE=RaptorRed;33173980]You need to understand that "You're" does not equal "Your"
"Your" is when you refer to someone's possessions, it shows ownership
while "You're" is the shortened "You are"

You've been a member in this forums for some time now, I'd expect you to already know this.
besides, I don't think it's appropriate that someone who does not natively speak English will have to correct someone who does.

back to being on-topic, I am dying to play skyrim already, I have almost nothing to play right now besides sonic generations which I had already beaten so I now spend most of my time browsing through this thread while waiting for skyrim, this wait is killing me.[/QUOTE]

Looks like your being a bit of an grammer nazi, your killing my inside

On-topic! I'll be sticking to Mount and Blade while waiting for this game to release.

[Col. Mandrake]

Sorry if i'm late but why is my steam pre order telling me it will be released on the 10th?

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Col. Mandrake;33174169]Sorry if i'm late but why is my steam pre order telling me it will be released on the 10th?[/QUOTE]

Are you not on the east coast? The game releases at 12 EST.

[Hotline]

Oblivion was my first RPG ever. Is that bad?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;33174217]Oblivion was my first RPG ever. Is that bad?[/QUOTE]

Thats good.

[Hotline]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33174225]Thats good.[/QUOTE] Yeah, well when I first played it though, I was a fucking retard (I got it in 4th grade, so I guess I could say it wasn't a big surprise), whose first character was a Breton with bright blue hair named "John the 3rd".

[RaptorRed]

[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;33174132]Looks like your being a bit of an grammer nazi, your killing my inside
[/QUOTE]

I was only trying to help.

[editline]8th November 2011[/editline]

Since I haven't finished Oblivion's story in the past, I am going to do so now so I can keep myself occupied while waiting for skyrim, no idea how I didn't think of that in the first place.

[Mon]

[QUOTE=RaptorRed;33174279]I was only trying to help.

[editline]8th November 2011[/editline]

Since I haven't finished Oblivion's story in the past, I am going to do so now so I can keep myself occupied while waiting for skyrim, no idea how I didn't think of that in the first place.[/QUOTE]

why so porper?
because gooder grammer?

[Trooper-Guy1]

Joined the group. Also, I plan on finishing all my work for my teachers early and taking a test a day early so I can have Friday off for Skyrim. Three days of Dragon-slaying action.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;33173859]I made the biggest mistake of my life... I set up a date with a girl this Saturday... Skryim...Girl...Skyrim...Girl...[/QUOTE]

Girlrim.

Wait. That came out wrong...