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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=-AJ-;33183661]Bloody hell. I knew games were a reduced price over there due to piracy but's that's unbelievable. But I'm still happy with preordering for £30.[/QUOTE]They are $20 retail so I guess they buy bulk judging by some screenshots of other games.

Going to name my Nord "Tor" and only use lighting enchanted shit. Shame there is no hammer I can name Mjölnir and enchant with lightning :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Fisk;33183710]Going to name my Nord "Tor" and only use lighting enchanted shit. Shame there is no hammer I can name Mjölnir and enchant with lightning :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Why not? Just enchant one and rename it.

[QUOTE=Fisk;33183710]Going to name my Nord "Tor" and only use lighting enchanted shit. Shame there is no hammer I can name Mjölnir and enchant with lightning :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I've always wanted to make a Rupert Murdoch lookalike that I can rampage in. Hopefully Skyrim'll actually let me do it...

[QUOTE=Fisk;33183710]Going to name my Nord "Tor" and only use lighting enchanted shit. Shame there is no hammer I can name Mjölnir and enchant with lightning :saddowns:[/QUOTE] [url]http://skyrim.neoseeker.com/wiki/Category:Weapons#Hammers[/url] There are hammers, I'm sure you'll find one, if not, request a mod.

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;33183812]Blunt in general was shit in Oblivion. I assume it will be just as slow and useless in Skyrim.[/QUOTE] Warhammers were among the most damaging weapons in Oblivion. Of course they've to be slow.

Speaking of warhammers, I wonder what would the the warhammer finishing move could be.. smash the guys face while he's on the ground or some shit.

The mace perks let you ignore up to 75% of armor

My body is ready for this game. Playing Oblivion to warm up :v:

So I just received a mail saying "Your game will be shipped as soon as possible", CAN I HAVE IT TOMORROW PLZPZLPZLZLZPLZ?!

61 Hours to go... Assuming Skyrim starts to preload today, I think I'm going to prepare my desk for the long haul. This could entail installing a toilet into my chair and stocking up on lots of necessities such as potato chips and soda.

I'm so pumped for Skyrim that I've been creeping around my city pickpocketing people for practice [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BCPLh.jpg[/IMG]

Are there any kinds of mutilation? Like in FallOut and such? (Besides decapitation of course) I planned to stay away from gameplay videos so I don't know v:v:v

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;33183948]Are there any kinds of mutilation? Like in FallOut and such? (Besides decapitation of course) I planned to stay away from gameplay videos so I don't know v:v:v[/QUOTE] Something was mentioned about chopping off an arm, but I'm not sure.

[QUOTE=Major Lazer;33183939]I'm so pumped for Skyrim that I've been creeping around my city pickpocketing people for practice [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BCPLh.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Pfff, here's my characters: [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577806319564303518/9C6DCC8C64B2009AD65302B3D211CBEB509FA34C/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577806319678871107/87B251ABABB0A6622EB1C398B2CD11045D80E2B8/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577806319564512173/98EF3D1F8D14082CBD15E7D8D2972CC1500CEFE0/[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Namelezz!;33184038]Pfff, here's my characters: -Ugly ass characters-[/QUOTE] They cause NPCs to instantly paralyze whenever they get on their Field of view.

Nord commando with awesome facial hair go! Sneak in then fuck shit up on your way out with a sword/dagger combination.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;33184063]They cause NPCs to instantly paralyze whenever they get on their Field of view.[/QUOTE] Yeah. Shame I can't take grinchtroll, deformatron and smurf-face with me to Skyrim :(

[QUOTE=Namelezz!;33184038]Pfff, here's my characters: [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577806319564303518/9C6DCC8C64B2009AD65302B3D211CBEB509FA34C/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577806319678871107/87B251ABABB0A6622EB1C398B2CD11045D80E2B8/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577806319564512173/98EF3D1F8D14082CBD15E7D8D2972CC1500CEFE0/[/thumb][/QUOTE] I hope Skyrim is going to have that detailed of a character creator.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;33183781]Why not? Just enchant one and rename it.[/QUOTE]So you can enchant and rename in Skyrim? I thought you couldn't. And are there any smaller hammers? Not big ass warhammer like ones. Can't be bothered to mod and it wont bother me much anyway.

[QUOTE=Fisk;33184167]So you can enchant and rename in Skyrim? I tough you couldn't. And are there any smaller hammers? Not big ass warhammer like ones. Can't be bothered to mod and it wont bother me much anyway.[/QUOTE] You could in Oblivion so i think you can in Skyrim.

Sorry, probably late, but I want to make sure I get this correctly. There are no "primary" skills or attributes in this game. You can train any skill you want equally. The only difference is that the race you choose at the beginning can give you a little head start in some skills, but you can still train all others without penalty. Am I right?

[QUOTE=Scientist2;33184190]You could in Oblivion so i think you can in Skyrim.[/QUOTE]But you got the enhancer thingies from oblivion gates. [editline]8th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Xeon06;33184216]Sorry, probably late, but I want to make sure I get this correctly. There are no "primary" skills or attributes in this game. You can train any skill you want equally. The only difference is that the race you choose at the beginning can give you a little head start in some skills, but you can still train all others without penalty. Am I right?[/QUOTE]Yes

[QUOTE=Droogie;33183350]"skyrim needs the empire as much as it needs us" what?[/QUOTE] If you ask me, it's pretty obvious. Skyrim needs the empire (a ruling factor) as much as the [I]imperial legion[/I] (a continent-wide law force)

HNNNNG, THE FUCKING GAMEANYONE WALKTHROUGH [quote]Video disabled until street date by request of Zenimax Media.[/quote]

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;33184228]But you got the enhancer thingies from oblivion gates.[/QUOTE] They'll probably shove it in somehow.

I fucking hate my schools network. I can't even watch the 'Sound of Skyrim'...

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;33184228]But you got the enhancer thingies from oblivion gates. [editline]8th November 2011[/editline] Yes[/QUOTE] You could enchant with Soul Gems at any enchanting stand. And theres a seperate skill for enchanting in Skyrim.

Looks like a cinematic, less... 'robotic' version of it's predecessors. Now let's hope it has a better story than Oblivion.

[QUOTE=Droogie;33183350]"skyrim needs the empire as much as it needs us" what?[/QUOTE] Maybe a member from an important faction like the Greybeards said it.

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