The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[benzi2k7]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33189371]"stab a guy with a dagger while he stares at you"

When did this happen in the game?[/QUOTE]Presuming there's still psychic guards, that's how you usually kill people in this game.

[NoPartyHats]

What is wrong with Video Tags?!

[Framperton]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;33189360]Okay, your point is that because the villages are smaller in game, word travels faster.

If you go into a house and no one sees you, stab a guy with a dagger while he stares at you, he doesn't say anything or shout anything and you walk out the door, no one sees you leave but then a guard pops up in your face and shouts "Stop right there, criminal scum."

How does villagers gossiping about his death lead to you getting caught out by a guard as soon as you leave the house? Are these guys gossiping at the speed of light?

Or maybe it's a lot more likely that because you killed a dude the game sets guards on you because you killed a guy within a city while not in stealth.[/QUOTE]

maybe they were having a shouting conversation across the street, and when the one guy stopped responding, the other got worried and summoned the guards.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;33189396]Presuming there's still psychic guards, that's how you usually kill people in this game.[/QUOTE]

So you just completely made something up about the game mechanics there.

I wasn't assuming there is psychic guards. So its kind of irrelevant to my point.

[benzi2k7]

[QUOTE=Framperton;33189429]maybe they were having a shouting conversation across the street, and when the one guy stopped responding, the other got worried and summoned the guards.[/QUOTE]damn.. foiled by villagers playing marco polo

[editline]8th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33189433]So you just completely made something up about the game mechanics there.

I wasn't assuming there is psychic guards. So its kind of irrelevant to my point.[/QUOTE]the whole discussion is based from assumptions because none of us have the game, we're arguing the logic of a theoretical situation.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;33189452]damn.. foiled by villagers playing marco polo

[editline]8th November 2011[/editline]

the whole discussion is based from assumptions, we're arguing the logic of a theoretical situation.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that usual gets no were fast. We both make good points, except the points are completely separate from each other. Like arguing whats best, a red or blue pen, only someones actually arguing about blue pencils, the other red pens, and neither actually know it.
Also, I'll remember to avoid people playing marco polo

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=Namelezz!;33188014]Here's some footage I found, sorry if it's posted already - no spoilers, only can see some city gates.

>Kills Wolf
>It has 5 Gold in its inventory

WTFAMIREADING

This really is Oblivion with Dragons. I'll still enjoy it A LOT, but FFS, that makes very little sense and breaks immersion big time. But I suppose Dogs do eat weird things, so I can look past it...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/dog-and-keys-600x380.jpg[/IMG]

...UNLESS I find even zanier stuff on Wolves, like an Iron Helmet in its gut.

[Robbobin]

[QUOTE=Namelezz!;33188014]Here's some footage I found, sorry if it's posted already - no spoilers, only can see some city gates.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqK8FNNPYsA[/media][/QUOTE]

awwwwwwh, objects still behave weirdly on top of each other :(

[Curls]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;33189532]>Kills Wolf
>It has 5 Gold in its inventory

-snip-

This really is Oblivion with Dragons. I'll still enjoy it A LOT, but FFS, that makes very little sense and breaks immersion big time. But I suppose Dogs do eat weird things, so I can look past it...

-snip-

...UNLESS I find even zanier stuff on Wolves, like an Iron Helmet in its gut.[/QUOTE]

I have a theory...

These wolfs are unlike real world wolves, they're magical wolves that shit gold.

Know what happens when something dies? it shits itself.

STINKY HANDS

[D0C H.]

If my PC is under the recommended specs is it worth even getting on PC? Or should I just get it for console, then for PC when it's cheaper for the mods?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=D0C H.;33189585]If my PC is under the recommended specs is it worth even getting on PC? Or should I just get it for console, then for PC when it's cheaper for the mods?[/QUOTE]

Can anyone find that link with all the required specs and what GPU's will do what on the game?

Also, I suggest speccy, just post your specs.

Also again, recommended just is 'highest settings possible', while still being fast.

[Mon]

it's probably because dogs aren't too bright and tend to eat shiny things

[Janus Vesta]

[QUOTE=Mon;33189640]it's probably because dogs aren't too bright and tend to eat shiny things[/QUOTE]

I was about to say they probably ate them off some traveller they killed. My dogs hae eaten wierder shit.

[Funsize]

My dog ate a towel once, just saying.

[TABULARASA]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;33189532]>Kills Wolf
>It has 5 Gold in its inventory

This really is Oblivion with Dragons. I'll still enjoy it A LOT, but FFS, that makes very little sense and breaks immersion big time. But I suppose Dogs do eat weird things, so I can look past it...

[/QUOTE]

What the fuck! I'm glad you pointed this out so everyone can see this huge fuck up, this was Bethesda's last strike for me and they blew it. I can't believe my eyes that they would pull such bullshit. Gladly cancelling my pre-order.

[Vassikin]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33189621]Can anyone find that link with all the required specs and what GPU's will do what on the game?

Also, I suggest speccy, just post your specs.

Also again, recommended just is 'highest settings possible', while still being fast.[/QUOTE]I think Pete Hines said that recommended is just the specs to run it on High, if you want to run it on Ultra you'll need better than the recommended.
[url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1245750-unofficial-will-my-pc-run-skyrim-discussion-37-with-hardware-guide/[/url]

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=Mon;33189640]it's probably because dogs aren't too bright and tend to eat shiny things[/QUOTE]

Neither of my dogs have ever attempted to eat something just because it's shiny

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Namelezz!;33188014]Here's some footage I found, sorry if it's posted already - no spoilers, only can see some city gates.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqK8FNNPYsA[/media][/QUOTE]

I don't see what Dorak and Scotland1 are fucking talking about. The game looks fine.

Also why the hell was he trying to charm a dead guy?

[Xain777]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33189264]I didn't know Skyrim took place after a nuclear war...

this changes everything.
[/QUOTE]

I must disagree,

war... war never changes.

[Mon]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;33189745]Neither of my dogs have ever attempted to eat something just because it's shiny[/QUOTE]

well-fed house dogs aren't desperate for food

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=Gordonator;33189696]What the fuck! I'm glad you pointed this out so everyone can see this huge fuck up, this was Bethesda's last strike for me and they blew it. I can't believe my eyes that they would pull such bullshit. Gladly cancelling my pre-order.[/QUOTE]

I said I'd enjoy it a lot, its just one of those things that makes me go "lol wat" when playing.

I could say the same thing for instances like this in their other games:
This almost ALWAYS happens to me in New Vegas when dying while equipping the Incinerator

[IMG_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/2011-10-21_00001.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=Robbobin;33189551]awwwwwwh, objects still behave weirdly on top of each other :([/QUOTE]
What time in the video is this at?

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=Vassikin;33189701]I think Pete Hines said that recommended is just the specs to run it on High, if you want to run it on Ultra you'll need better than the recommended.
[url]http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1245750-unofficial-will-my-pc-run-skyrim-discussion-37-with-hardware-guide/[/url][/QUOTE]

Thats good, I have a GTX 480 and I was worried I'd have to upgrade to play on Ultra with decent rates anyway. My resolution is also insanely high, too.

But this comforts me.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;33189802]I said I'd enjoy it a lot, its just one of those things that makes me go "lol wat" when playing.

I could say the same thing for instances like this in their other games:
This almost ALWAYS happens to me in New Vegas when dying while equipping the Incinerator

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/2011-10-21_00001.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I never have seen that happened to me. :v:

[MrCasual]

[QUOTE=J!NX;33189836]shrink that before I kill your family.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, I tend to forget not everyone has a resolution as large as mine. I also use a custom Firefox theme to shrink pages so more content is filled out.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;33189745]Neither of my dogs have ever attempted to eat something just because it's shiny[/QUOTE]

My uncles dog goes into the back yard and eats rocks

They dont let him into the back now because every time they do he goes on a scavenger hunt for bite-size rocks. Maybe gold coins serve the same function? :v:

[TABULARASA]

[QUOTE=MrCasual;33189802]I said I'd enjoy it a lot, its just one of those things that makes me go "lol wat" when playing.

I could say the same thing for instances like this in their other games:
This almost ALWAYS happens to me in New Vegas when dying while equipping the Incinerator

[IMG_thumb]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/2011-10-21_00001.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]

There's a lot of RPG games where gold is found on animals. It's something a lot of people are used to.

[MrCasual]

I'm sure this may be old news, but I just saw this.

Marriage to me looks like Fable's system from this picture...but I dont know all the details either. The NPCs both look too raggedy to be "Scripted" imo

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/magicemperor2000/1320791497660.jpg[/IMG]

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=Mon;33189783]well-fed house dogs aren't desperate for food[/QUOTE]

But they live outside :(

[Minilandstan]

Naked during a wedding

What the fuck man