• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=MrCasual;33209774]I heard rumors that the Dark Brotherhood has a child vampire girl (Who is hundreds of years old) that talks about all the pedophiles she's killed over the years. Is there ANY truth to this?? I for one find it a little disturbing, because that would mean they got a child to voice her and talk about all that stuff...[/QUOTE] Plenty of people sound like children. Just look at the Simpsons.
leave thread just for a coupl'a hours, 232 new posts when I come back. I'm just going to stop reading this thread just because it's going too goddamn fast.
i can't find any free vpn's that don't look like scams guess i'm waiting until the 11th
[QUOTE=Chezhead;33209829]No, I'm going to be a shield-warrior. Double shields. Duel wielding? More like [I]Duel Shielding[/I].[/QUOTE] I want to be a confused turtle too. Argonian who always crawls around with two tower shields. If possible, with console-command edited block skills.
Wish I lived in Australia. I have 26 hours until I wait in line at Gamestop. Going to try to stay offline the whole day so that way I dont stumble across any spoilers.
Isn't it weird how the anticipation curve for something like this is exponential. A year ago I was like "Huh, only a year until Skyrim. I hope it's good." A month ago I was like "wow Skyrim is getting pretty close. I bet it's gonna be awesome." Now I'm like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT SKYRIM COME OUT YOU CUNT LET ME PLAY YOU"
[QUOTE=TheJoker;33209737]Guys... What's your secret to growing a beard in 16 hrs.[/QUOTE] Shave pubes, glue to face.
[QUOTE=Chezhead;33209829]No, I'm going to be a shield-warrior. Double shields. Duel wielding? More like [I]Duel Shielding[/I].[/QUOTE]not to shit on your parade but i'm pretty sure it's been said that you can't dual wield shields in skyrim
So, anyone else going to try and play through trying to stick to a certain character personalty? I'm planning on a non-magical rouge (probably non-sneaky) Who couldn't care less about some "prophecy". I"ll just coast from town to town, getting into trouble in my pursuit of Septims. Eventually I'll probably get nearly killed by a dragon and get dragged into the main quest by wanting revenge. Or hopefully there's a bounty on a dragon I can try to collect.
[QUOTE=Rellow;33209947]not to shit on your parade but i'm pretty sure it's been said that you can't dual wield shields in skyrim[/QUOTE] mods
Guys just wait for the damn game to come out. I'm as hyped as everyone else but I'm not looking to get in trouble because of my desperation.
Does anybody remember the site Intkeys gets their keys from? I need it because I'm gonna buy a friend Skyrim and I dont wanna pay 30$ for it, it was 12 dollars of something from that site it was called like platgames.ru or something along the lines of that
[QUOTE=J!NX;33209961]mods[/QUOTE] Console players just can't seem to grasp this concept :v:
[QUOTE=BigOwl;33209968]Console players just can't seem to grasp this concept :v:[/QUOTE] They also can't seem to get the advantages of PC. Better graphics by the lot, mods, keyboard/mouse. Hell, you can use an xbox controller on PC! So it'd be exactly like playing console, expect better, with changeable controls. Changable controls means you can have the game compliment your playing style purely to your benefit. You could easily set jump to RB or something if you jump a lot, or melee, or something, rather than having to have a shitty preset control style that has the melee where you want it but sprint/duck/aim/shoot in the dumbest location ever. Thats what really puts me off with controllers, preset controls. Dead Island was the one game that had the controls I wanted in the default preset though. UT3/The orange box for the xbox had changeable controls though, awesome games.
[QUOTE=BladeVane135;33209966]Does anybody remember the site Intkeys gets their keys from? I need it because I'm gonna buy a friend Skyrim and I dont wanna pay 30$ for it, it was 12 dollars of something from that site it was called like platgames.ru or something along the lines of that[/QUOTE] [url]http://plati.ru/asp/index.asp[/url]
-snip evil flames is a ninja-
I love the PC version because I'm a dirty cheater. Lately, to let of steam, I just made a save that has god mode (tgm) always on, all my skills at 100+, super enchanted everything, extremely amazing spells (aka fireballs that have a magnitude of 100, area of 5, and last a couple seconds) and just kill everyone. If there's an essential NPC, I just kill them, them disable them via the console so they disappear. It's so satisfying having a mountain fortress (That mountain fortress you take martain to where the Blades are) and just going to every city and killing everyone.
I haven't had luck purchasing from Plati myself, anyone know a good way to purchase if you live in the US?
[QUOTE=TheJoker;33209737]Guys... What's your secret to growing a beard in 16 hrs.[/QUOTE] Fertilizer. Lots and lots of fertilizer.
[QUOTE=J!NX;33209995]Hell, you can use an xbox controller on PC! So it'd be exactly like playing console, expect better, with changeable controls.[/QUOTE] The one thing I understand about that argument is paying quite a bit more money than a console to get a decent graphics card + RAM. It's $500+ dollars for a decent rig, and consoles are a lot cheaper.
[QUOTE=Evil Flames v2;33210027]I haven't had luck purchasing from Plati myself, anyone know a good way to purchase if you live in the US?[/QUOTE] from a store stop being so poor
[QUOTE=Chezhead;33210025]I love the PC version because I'm a dirty cheater. Lately, to let of steam, I just made a save that has god mode (tgm) always on, all my skills at 100+, super enchanted everything, extremely amazing spells (aka fireballs that have a magnitude of 100, area of 5, and last a couple seconds) and just kill everyone. If there's an essential NPC, I just kill them, them disable them via the console so they disappear. It's so satisfying having a mountain fortress (That mountain fortress you take martain to where the Blades are) and just going to every city and killing everyone.[/QUOTE] Personally, I preferred an amulet that did reflection 1000000% constant effect, high end clothes (no armor!) and hand to hand combat only (edited hand to hand skills). At least in morrowind, I know I could punch ghosts to death. With 2 hits. And same with all the tribunal gods.
[QUOTE=Chezhead;33210051]The one thing I understand about that argument is paying quite a bit more money than a console to get a decent graphics card + RAM. It's $500+ dollars for a decent rig, and consoles are a lot cheaper.[/QUOTE] This is true, which is why I love my xbox. But it can't compete with my PC. I may have 38 xbox games, and love playing them, but I still lust for more PC. I even have my xbox and PC on the same desk. Still, you can get a good PC for a good cost, still more costly though, and harder to get into.
[QUOTE=Weiss;33210059]from a store stop being so poor[/QUOTE] [url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Eviiil[/url] Yeah, I'm really poor.
[QUOTE=Evil Flames v2;33210006][url]http://plati.ru/asp/index.asp[/url][/QUOTE] Thank you soo much C:
[QUOTE=Evil Flames v2;33210089][url]http://steamcommunity.com/id/Eviiil[/url] Yeah, I'm really poor.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.steamcalculator.com/id/Eviiil[/url] $3055.82 USD oh fuck me I love you, can I have your account? So... do you come here often? Whats your middle name? Do you like chocolate?... etcetc
Will the retail version register on steam?
[QUOTE=Kondor58;33210118]Will the retail version register on steam?[/QUOTE] Yes.
How will you play the game? Will you take the path of the righteous? Or will you be a criminal scum?
[QUOTE=xZippy;33210166]How will you play the game? Will you take the path of the righteous? Or will you be a criminal scum?[/QUOTE] Theres also true neutral too. But I commonly do what I see fit, but mostly good acts.
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