The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33212099]Hey guys, I'm feeling generous, tomorrow I will let people use my VPN, just don't be a douche with it please?[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33212099]Hey guys, I'm feeling generous, tomorrow I will let people use my VPN, just don't be a douche with it please?[/QUOTE] Thanks, droog.
[QUOTE=Bora;33212079]Goddamnit i have to wait 18 hours :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Twenty two fuckin' hours!!!
That's 528 minutes!!!
or 31680 seconds!!!
:suicide:
[editline]9th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33212099]Hey guys, I'm feeling generous, tomorrow I will let people use my VPN, just don't be a douche with it please?[/QUOTE]
Thank you so much :buddy:
Curse you steam locking! I have skyrim in my hands but im not allowed to play! It's torture!
[QUOTE=Gordonator;33212084]What are your PC Specs?[/QUOTE]
Not the best lol im on a laptop.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2OjtR.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;33212023]He'll look at the thread again in an hour.[/QUOTE]
Actually I just know I'm ditching it soon when the game comes out because everyone's going to start posting spoilers all the damn time, it's how it goes for any game.
Also anyone else have the map yet? Cos im looking at it and there are some small x's on it and im just wondering what they are
Since some states of Australia are on day light savings, does that mean it releases an hour earlier?
22 hours... Fuuuuck...
My current strategy for dealing with this wait is cybering with people on omegle as an Argonian.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
You: Hey*
Stranger: 20 M India
You: That was a little
Stranger: U
You: exuberant
Stranger: ??
Stranger: U
Stranger: M/f
Stranger: ??
You: 17 F Cyrodiil
You: Argonian
Stranger: Nice babeee
Stranger: Ur Sexy Boob Size
Stranger: ???
You: They're b cups
You: the scales
You: are lightly flecked
Stranger: I'm nude here Wat to doo
You: light reflects off them alluringly
Stranger: My dick is stiff
Stranger: Aaaaaaahhhhh
You: Glad I could help
Stranger: Help babyy
You: There's only one thing for you to do
You: only one thing can ease your tension
You: I know exactly what it is
You: and I can help you every step of the way
Stranger: Wat will you do babee
Stranger: My dick in ur boobs
Stranger: Suck it
You: my forked tongue darts out
You: caresses your dick tip lovingly
Stranger: Hmmmmm
Stranger: Aaaagghh dennnn
Stranger: ???
Stranger: Can I press ur boobs
You: Of course
Stranger: Nd lick ur pussy
Stranger: Yaaaaaa
You: You'll want to avoid my
Stranger: Den
You: pubic spikes
Stranger: Hey do hard yaar
Stranger: Aaaaaaahhh
You: Aarrrgh
Stranger: I'm doing hand job here
You: Ladies and Gentlemen
You: this has been
You: more
You: insidious
You: Skyrim Advertising!
You: It's out tomorrow.
You: Buy it.
You: Love it.
You: Fuck an Argonian.
Stranger: Watttt
Stranger: Fuck ur talking
Stranger: Are u female r not
Stranger: ???
You: Oh, definitely
You: I'm also
You: argonian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/code]
25 hours fuck
+11 hours because I'm waking up around 11PM
I specifically changed my routine so I'll wake up three hours before release.
So Alex, how will you be distributing the VPN?
Kill me, I don't have a skyrim map.
Is there any way i can play it on pc if i have the disk?
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;33212156]My current strategy for dealing with this wait is cybering with people on omegle as an Argonian.
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Brilliant
[QUOTE=hobothehero;33212226]Is there any way i can play it on pc if i have the disk?[/QUOTE]
Nope
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;33212198]So Alex, how will you be distributing the VPN?[/QUOTE]
Maybe through a private steam chatroom?
Can someone with a physical copy scan the map up please?
[QUOTE=Gordonator;33212237]Maybe through a private steam chatroom?[/QUOTE]
I'll probably make a Steam chatroom and individually send each one of you guys the stuff. I'll post the client publicly though. I paid $2 for a VPN so I encourage anyone with the money to help distribute VPNs to make sure all the US Facepunchers get it a bit earlier than usual.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwFf0XYX8Nc[/media]
I wish the soundtrack had more stuff like the humming at 0:50
the rest sounds more like a Soviet hymn than anything viking related
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33212267]I'll probably make a Steam chatroom and individually send each one of you guys the stuff. I'll post the client publicly though. I paid $2 for a VPN so I encourage anyone with the money to help distribute VPNs to make sure all the US Facepunchers get it a bit earlier than usual.[/QUOTE]
Oh by the way, in how many hours did you say you'd open the VPN?
Asking once again; could someone tip me off a that is cheaper than steam (aka, not the 1 euro = 1 dollar), has keys and is reliable.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;33212267]I'll probably make a Steam chatroom and individually send each one of you guys the stuff. I'll post the client publicly though. I paid $2 for a VPN so I encourage anyone with the money to help distribute VPNs to make sure all the US Facepunchers get it a bit earlier than usual.[/QUOTE]
where did you get such a good deal?
[QUOTE=cwook;33212275]Oh by the way, in how many hours did you say you'd open the VPN?[/QUOTE]
For as long as it'd make a considerable difference. Of course I'll be busy actually playing Skyrim but I'll distribute it quite a bit. Just please, don't be a dick with it and hog it up, change the password or anything like that.
I'll try to do first come first serve, don't spam the chat, make it easier on my part. Also I suggest joining the group so that way I don't lose you in the amount of guests there will probably be. I'll start distributing once I decrypt myself.
[URL="steam://friends/joinchat/103582791431886680"]steam://friends/joinchat/103582791431886680[/URL]
Anyone know of a site counting down to the New Zealand release?
I realized that the same day Skyrim comes out I have the chance to hang out with a hot girl.
Decisionssssssss
(The game comes out midnight the night before right? or the night of?)
Should i be ok if i use the disk to install the game? Like is that something steam can ban you for or is it just like preloading?
[url]http://www.vpnsecure.me/[/url] I believe.
$2 for a two day trial.
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