The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Rickka]

Then that is weird. It's a bug.

[Hoboharry]

Getting to the [sp]Greybeards[/sp] is proving to be hard as fuck.
I thought it was going to be easy, but noooo, MOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE.

[AceOfDivine]

I need help.
I run skyrim in a small res than monitor's native in fullscreen and yesterday it would stretch to fit, but today it has the same res with black around it.
How can I make it stretch to fit?

[DjPebbles]

Has anyone actually gotten far in Skyrim yet, while maxing archery, and then thief stuff?

I'm playing at expert level, and i'm just getting completely smashed by everything, just at lvl 4 :v

[Rickka]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;33244161]Getting to the [sp]Greybeards[/sp] is proving to be hard as fuck.
I thought it was going to be easy, but noooo, MOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE.[/QUOTE]

Follow the roads to Ivarstead.

[Gunner]

Fighting a Blood Dragon on the peak of a mountain with a massive blizzard, it is an epic battle, suddenly Ice troll out of no where, smacks me once and I die. Troll to the fucking max.
Soon as the save reloaded I took a moment to ignore the dragon and FUS RO DAH that fucked off of the mountain.
Never found the body, not that i cared what happened to that troll.

[Inzalonus]

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;33244161]Getting to the [sp]Greybeards[/sp] is proving to be hard as fuck.
I thought it was going to be easy, but noooo, MOUNTAINS EVERYWHERE.[/QUOTE]

you gotta go around to Ivarstead, follow the river around kinda.. There's a path that goes straight up

[Penis Colada]

[QUOTE=DjPebbles;33244165]Has anyone actually gotten far in Skyrim yet, while maxing archery, and then thief stuff?

I'm playing at expert level, and i'm just getting completely smashed by everything, just at lvl 4 :v[/QUOTE]

Sneak attack brah. Sneak and headshot people from far away. 2X damage, it usually kills in one hit for weaker enemies.

[Miya]

i found a headless horseman

[QUOTE]
[IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614968383276472554/17A2FE633B139DAEE982FE00994126A902030161/[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[Murdoco]

Bah..This ghost that uses ice shouts is hard as hell..Not to mention he has a guard that summons ice atronachs..I can't do shit to him with anything..I've tried werewolf form..tried to kill him from range..but he just finds another way around and slows me down with a shout or something..

I really don't want to turn down difficulty from expert to kill him...

[snipe]

I am raging so fucking hard at the armillary, the light NEVER touches the mirrors.

[Xbox]

schnipps

[DX_V]

I miss Oblivion's map, felt like it was really just scratched down on a piece of paper.

The Skyrim map is functional, but it hasn't grown on me. But shit when that's my only complaint i'll take it. That and crashing as i'm about to kill a Dragon.

[werewolf0020]

where can i find the Bandits Leader (that appareantly journal tells me to kill him on misc misions list) and the golden claw Owner?

[Nefarious]

What the fuck, Skyrim? What the fuck.

My two-handed skill was lowered 20 points for no reason, is marked red, and praying at an altar didn't solve shit. Where did I go wrong?

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=DX_V;33244324]I miss Oblivion's map, felt like it was really just scratched down on a piece of paper.

The Skyrim map is functional, but it hasn't grown on me. But shit when that's my only complaint i'll take it. That and crashing as i'm about to kill a Dragon.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I wish it was like the maps you see around in the Jarls' keeps.

[Parker]

[QUOTE=jesse1412;33243665]so how do you kill [sp]morokei[/sp]...?

i can't beat him on novice.[/QUOTE]

Good ward timing and I used a frost elemental with conjured 1h sword

[leelad]

Anyone know if there's a noclip code for the console? Stuck in a bookshelf :(

[Parker]

[QUOTE=leelad;33244370]Anyone know if there's a noclip code for the console? Stuck in a bookshelf :([/QUOTE]

the oblivion one was tcm or something

[Arvuti]

gg nexus. first skyrim nude mod.

[img]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/38-1-1321065772.jpg[/img]

[Parker]

TCL

[waylander]

you think its worth restarting if i fucked up my perks? or will i be able to level enough that it doesnt matter? light armour doesn't seem the best for a dual wielder with minimal magic use

[Inzalonus]

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;33244341]What the fuck, Skyrim? What the fuck.

My two-handed skill was lowered 20 points for no reason, is marked red, and praying at an altar didn't solve shit. Where did I go wrong?[/QUOTE]

could be something you're wearing, or some active effect, have you checked in active effects under magic?

[editline]12th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;33244377]gg nexus. first skyrim nude mod.

[img]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/38-1-1321065772.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

now all it needs is textures

[editline]12th November 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=waylander;33244381]you think its worth restarting if i fucked up my perks? or will i be able to level enough that it doesnt matter? light armour doesn't seem the best for a dual wielder with minimal magic use[/QUOTE]
just adjust yourself to what you want to do by fighting lots of bandits I guess, that or train in the things.

up to you if you're bothered re-doing everything though

[Collin665]

So any spell I attach keeps getting stuck in my right hand, and I have to attach weapons to get it off.

Anyone have any idea why this happens?

Also is it part of the story line that I join imperial army or if I join the shadowcloaks, or is that just a side thing that I can change later?

[DX_V]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;33244377]gg nexus. first skyrim nude mod.[/QUOTE]

What do people do with nude mods? Do they just stare at them? Isn't there porn for that?

I have so many questions.

[Cuel]

[QUOTE=DjPebbles;33244165]Has anyone actually gotten far in Skyrim yet, while maxing archery, and then thief stuff?

I'm playing at expert level, and i'm just getting completely smashed by everything, just at lvl 4 :v[/QUOTE]

i'm playing master as a sneak/archer
get a companion and let them be your tank

[DjPebbles]

[QUOTE=leelad;33244370]Anyone know if there's a noclip code for the console? Stuck in a bookshelf :([/QUOTE]

When i got stuck in one earlier, i just spammed jump and all directions, flew out in a storm of books.

[Skellyhell]

[QUOTE=Collin665;33244410]So any spell I attach keeps getting stuck in my right hand, and I have to attach weapons to get it off.

Anyone have any idea why this happens?

Also is it part of the story line that I join imperial army or if I join the shadowcloaks, or is that just a side thing that I can change later?[/QUOTE]

You equip the spell. Add them to favourites for quicker switching back and youre sorted.

[waylander]

isnt there a max level and therefore a max amount of perks though?

[Arvuti]

Made a video walkthrough for people who are wondering on how to get into the dark brotherhood.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sljm7hL0TqI[/media]

Spoilers, ofcourse.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UuYFZVHPBI[/media]

heres one for the companions, ofcourse joining companions is way easier.