The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[waylander]

i should have done one for the thieves guild but i imagine it already been done

[sam2d2]

Found an Ancient Shrouded Cowl, when I put it on it removes my hair but is invisible.

Amazing stealth.

[killerteacup]

Acquired Azura's star today. Definitely worth it and the trouble I went to, the enemies were fucking hard.

[bloodshotlol]

when collecting masks it reminds me of, Majora's Mask.

[APinAP]

Oh boy. On my travels, I went to the tavern in Riften to look for a certain person. I didn't find him, but I was challenged to a drinking contest for [sp]a staff[/sp] by a friendly [sp]wizard.[/sp] It didn't end well, as I woke up the next day to find myself in [sp]the temple of Dibilla or whatever in [/sp]Markath,[sp] on the opposide side of Skyrim[/sp], with my friend nowhere to be found. Then a [sp]priest[/sp] there talks to me and tells me I came in last night, [sp]heavily inebriated[/sp], shouting about [sp]marriage[/sp] and [sp]goats[/sp]. I had then proceeded to [sp]throw things all around the place[/sp]. So, the [sp]priest[/sp] tells me to [sp]clean up and apologise[/sp] or she'll call the guards and have my ass thrown in jail.

[buttspoonce]

(late companion mission spoilers) After [sp]Kodlak's funeral[/sp] when you have to go into his room and [sp]retrieve the shard, you also find his journal,[/sp] and damn, reading that was pretty sad. it's almost as if we could've been bros, slaying mammoths n shit every day, but then [sp]he gets killed. :([/sp]

the details in this game are just amazing

[ilikehl2]

[QUOTE=APinAP;33244515]Oh boy. On my travels, I went to the tavern in Riften to look for a certain person. I didn't find him, but I was challenged to a drinking contest for [sp]a staff[/sp] by a friendly [sp]wizard.[/sp] It didn't end well, as I woke up the next day to find myself in [sp]the temple of Dibilla or whatever in [/sp]Markath,[sp] on the opposide side of Skyrim[/sp], with my friend nowhere to be found. Then a [sp]priest[/sp] there talks to me and tells me I came in last night, [sp]heavily inebriated[/sp], shouting about [sp]marriage[/sp] and [sp]goats[/sp]. I had then proceeded to [sp]throw things all around the place[/sp]. So, the [sp]priest[/sp] tells me to [sp]clean up and apologise[/sp] or she'll call the guards and have my ass thrown in jail.[/QUOTE]

Best quest ever, you'll love the ending, the staff is worth it

[Hoboharry]

Also, for those who want to join the Thieves Guild, talk to [sp]Brynjolf[/sp] at Riften.

[buttspoonce]

hi onion

[ilikehl2]

hello Russel

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=aapio;33076655]You wont last.[/QUOTE]

YOU BETCHA

SCREEN-SHOT TIME BITCHES

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My regular character

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My cheat character that I use for shits and giggles. With his double fireball staffs.

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Some funny shit

Playing the game since Friday 1AM, the precise hour at which the game was released. I bought it on PC (boxed) two days before official release (my retailer already had it), and because I live in France I was able to play it a few hours before anyone else (4/5 hours).

First thing I made was a dark elf with light armor but I always got my ass raped so I switched to a heavy armored ork.

The only thing I'm kinda disappointed of is the character creation system that is a bit too limited because of the preset based elements, instead of fucktons of settings that would allow you to do whatever you want.

[Skellyhell]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zO9lte9uzY[/media]

Super rare pink dragon, or graphical glitch, you decide

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Inzalonus;33244188]you gotta go around to Ivarstead, follow the river around kinda.. There's a path that goes straight up[/QUOTE]

I literally just climbed the mountain.

[Thomas45]

Are you meant to be able to fight Dragons at lvl 4? I've encountered one up some snowy mountain and it destroys me and my companion.

[triorio]

Any way to stop the [sp]execution on Roggvir[/sp] after you enter Solitude? Judging by his amulet I'd guess he's Dragonborn and I want to help.

[Nefarious]

[QUOTE=Inzalonus;33244383]could be something you're wearing, or some active effect, have you checked in active effects under magic?[/QUOTE]

I did, there's nothing. I checked again while completely naked and unarmed too, but it didn't change anything.

[Cuel]

i love dragon fights that are long

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8xUAOwfbI[/media]

[Rickka]

[QUOTE=Thom12255;33244631]Are you meant to be able to fight Dragons at lvl 4? I've encountered one up some snowy mountain and it destroys me and my companion.[/QUOTE]

Let me guess, [sp]last trial for the greybeards[/sp]? If so, just run for your life, you are not strong enough to fight random dragons. Main Quest ones are scaled after how far in to the quest lines you are, the random ones have a set "level" undependent on your own levels.

[Inzalonus]

[QUOTE=Thom12255;33244631]Are you meant to be able to fight Dragons at lvl 4? I've encountered one up some snowy mountain and it destroys me and my companion.[/QUOTE]

that dragon is too high level for you, find an alternate route to avoid it (if it's on the way to where I think you're going) [sp]are you going to get the horn of jager?[/sp]

i'm currently level 12 and can't beat that one on my own (I think it's the same one?), but to be fair my companion died and she was pretty darn good with a bow

[JesterUK]

Argonian master race

[Skellyhell]

[QUOTE=Thom12255;33244631]Are you meant to be able to fight Dragons at lvl 4? I've encountered one up some snowy mountain and it destroys me and my companion.[/QUOTE]

If you can get them to land they arent too hard, just heal up alot and smash its face in!

[Inzalonus]

[QUOTE=Fussy!;33244669]Let me guess, [sp]last trial for the greybeards[/sp]? If so, just run for your life, you are not strong enough to fight random dragons. Main Quest ones are scaled after how far in to the quest lines you are, the random ones have a set "level" undependent on your own levels.[/QUOTE]

Main quest ones are scaled; random ones have a set level that depends on seed variables(completely relevant to your level, just chance) etc, that one is a unique dragon placed at a lair; it's always going to be the same level between games. not random

[Robber]

I found a mudcrap trophy! :v:
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[Thomas45]

[sp]The dragon I am at is directly east along the river out of Whiterun and at the top of the north mountain that the river passes between.[/sp]

[Inzalonus]

[QUOTE=Thom12255;33244709][sp]The dragon I am at is directly east along the river out of Whiterun and at the top of the north mountain that the river passes between.[/sp][/QUOTE]

yeah avoid it, it's the one that has a dragon icon on the compass right? get it later on

[gnisasas]

My horse clipped through the shrine of Azura, fell down and died.

CURSE YOU AZURA, I REFUSE TO DO YOUR BIDDINGS, TO OBLIVION WITH YOU!

[153x]

It's probably been answered before but I can't bother to sort through thousands of posts to find it - Is there a way to fix the low volume bug? I can barely hear anything even with my headset on the highest volume.

[Wolveras]

Is it viable to go both Magic and Melee at the same time? Or will that just lead to "Jack of all trades, but still useless at everything"?

[Maloof?]

[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;33244774]Is it viable to go both Magic and Melee at the same time? Or will that just lead to "Jack of all trades, but still useless at everything"?[/QUOTE]

I'm doing one handed battle axe and fire magic at the moment and it's working alright

[DoubleDD]

So I punched a chicken and obviously everyone wants to kill me.
How the fuck do I yield