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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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Level up sneak, Get stealth roll, Roll up 90 degree slopes.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;33251068]Helpful hint: Don't open the Steam Community overlay while talking to someone, it stops you from leaving the conversation.[/QUOTE] Crashes me completely.

[QUOTE=Twistshock;33250784]Anyone else had random unkillable NPCs walk up to you and attack you? I had some mage dude attack me in the stereotypical dwarven ruins area for no reason whatsoever, he just crouches for a little while when i drop all his health, and then he stands up again, I've tai'd him for now.[/QUOTE] I do believe he may be unkillable becuase he is in a quest later.

I cannot comprehend someone being scared enough with an enemy in a VIDEOGAME, and wanting to remove them entirely.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;33251068]Helpful hint: Don't open the Steam Community overlay while talking to someone, it stops you from leaving the conversation.[/QUOTE] Well you can just click on the leave button...

[QUOTE=Seiteki;33251068]Helpful hint: Don't open the Steam Community overlay while talking to someone, it stops you from leaving the conversation.[/QUOTE] Click the "[Tab]Exit" instead of pressing Tab.

This place was pretty awesome looking. [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/648745380481828971/24FD6369CE32CC4C4D9A35429166E25AE124A8BE/[/t]

[QUOTE=myalt22;33251102]I cannot comprehend someone being scared enough with an enemy in a VIDEOGAME, and wanting to remove them entirely.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7613/92936020060531screen037il4.jpg[/img] damn freaky bastards from dark messiah might and magic.

[QUOTE=myalt22;33251102]I cannot comprehend someone being scared enough with an enemy in a VIDEOGAME, and wanting to remove them entirely.[/QUOTE] maybe that's because you don't have a phobia, which is an irrational fear.

[img]http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/119287682-4.jpg[/img] mmm yeah that's the spot Dragonborn Also, is there some way to remove the screen colours when you attack with an enhanced weapon? It's really annoying.

[QUOTE=Arvuti;33251148][img]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7613/92936020060531screen037il4.jpg[/img] damn freaky bastards from dark messiah might and magic.[/QUOTE] It does nothing to me. I feel indifferent to spiders in real life. I just treat them as another natural hazard, like lava or sharks.

[QUOTE=JustGman;33251052]Found these bad boys in one of the dungeons you go to on the College questline. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Q0l8A.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/B8SJY.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DYA0M.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Is there a way to get there without the college questline?

[QUOTE=gnisasas;33251160][img]http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/119287682-4.jpg[/img] mmm yeah that's the spot Dragonborn Also, is there some way to remove the screen colours when you attack with an enhanced weapon? It's really annoying.[/QUOTE] oh my god spaghetti beard worst game i've ever played 1/10

i found a glitch [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QbWhL6cD8[/media]

Maybe you just don't know that you're not holding a torch or that your hand is inside your body, yet. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/GDi4R.jpg[/thumb]

So apparently storm call works indoors, and kills your companions

Is there an option to take a screenshot without the UI?

[QUOTE=JustGman;33251052]Found these bad boys in one of the dungeons you go to on the College questline. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Q0l8A.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/B8SJY.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DYA0M.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] The mask from the boss at the end is much, much better... :v:

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595828084872422103/A760E57A4CF001B4352CA58D97F5A135F8386E1F/[/img] hey hey guys pay attention to me

Is anyone else having issues with Loading Loose Files in the launcher? It doesn't wanna stay checked for me.

Where's Storm Call? Also, do I eventually get more words for hurricane sprint? It's just not fast enough. :v:

I was walking outside a city when all of a sudden an escapee (presumably out of prison or fled from the guards) runs up to me, hands me a pair a low lvl enchanted boots and says "Hold these for me. If u can keep them until I need them again i pay you a nice reward. But if u [dob me in] ill gut you like a fish" I stood there dumbstruck and a few seconds later a guard runs up to me and asks "have you seen xxxx" I gave him the boots and told the guards which direction he went in. 30minutes gameplay later I'm walking in the wilderness and the prisoner sneak attacks me and I get my throat slit! As he cuts my characters throat he says: "Gutted like a helpless little fish"

Yesterday I gifted a friend on my friends list Skyrim because he had to wait for christmas to get it. He was so happy :)

I was about to get killed by a mudcrab when a dragon comes out of nowhere and fried it's ass. I thought maybe instead of killing the dragons, I could team up with them to exterminate the real menace, mudcrabs, but then the dragon fried my ass.

I stole something from Halvdar's house, now they are all attacking me. How do I stop this? Every time I die it goes back to some point in me trying to kill Halvdar but he never dies. And there is no save point of me before I stole something.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;33251200]i found a glitch [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QbWhL6cD8[/media][/QUOTE] haha the kicker is when the horse just stops in front of the tree

Dear Bethesda, Creation kit pls Love, your secret admirer.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2011-11-12_00062.jpg[/img] Fuck you imperials

[QUOTE=MasterG;33251224]I like how the dragon fight music seems appropriate for your majestic horse-flight[/QUOTE] I like the horse kinda just stops moving midflight.

i killed a chicken and the whole town is attacking me what in the name of god

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