The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[lazerdan]

[QUOTE=Rellow;33251726]Fucking Bethesda gimped mages AGAIN.

Everything is fucking raping me. Even goddamn bandits.[/QUOTE]

LOL

Casual?

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=GhostG45;33241503]God damn bastard White Run guards stole my fucking dragon kill, so I killed all of them. No regrets. Also, FUS RO DAH sounds like "BASTARD" every time I shout it.

Your parents are fucking cool and deserve a high five and your love and appreciation.[/QUOTE]

I think it was more that they didn't want to hear lots of gunshots in the middle of the night but whatever

[Bouncytubez]

Is being a mage good at higher levels? Do they do a lot of damage?

[zynga1]

So for a [sp]Dark brotherhood quest[/sp] i went to kill some chick, i broke into her house and killed her, but right when i killed her a guard walked in, didn't move for like 10 seconds and just walked out.

[Watevaman]

[t]http://i.minus.com/ibdL208uFMXmsh.jpg[/t]

does this symbol mean anything? saw it on the side of a house in Whiterun.

[PirateMax]

[QUOTE=Watevaman;33251914]Ok, got Skyrim earlier, been playing a bit. I'm level 6 or so with a heavy emphasis on two handed weapons (have an Ancient Nord sword right now, I believe), but if I face more than one Falmer at a time, I don't stand a chance. Should I wait until I have some better armor, better weapons, or what? It's not a priority right now as they're only on my sidequests, but I don't want to to get my ass handed to me by these fuckers anymore.[/QUOTE]

Just do random shit there are enough places to go

[Sorin]

[QUOTE=diwako;33251895]So far...
This. Game. Is. Awesome!
[T]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594702184956439519/392C4DD335716D6321DC0B630F0144DCBE77E3E2/[/T][/QUOTE]

that mask-- holy shitballs

[earthdefence]

just finished the Under Saarthal Quest, the 1st puzzle was real easy but the 2nd pillar puzzle was tough ([url=http://www.rarityguide.com/articles/articles/1006/1/Skyrim-Walkthrough-College-of-Winterhold---Under-Saarthal/Page1.html]Solution[/url]). That was the 2nd quest in College of Winterhold. Does anyone know how many more quests there and what I'm gonna get in the end?

[hobothehero]

Hooked our computer up to the tv so now im playing huge skyrim with pc controls! Awesome.

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=Wii60;33251756]These Fucking cats keep following me every time i go near a town it's pissing me off
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/614968383287653233/EC31E320D2385980E878B53E64F20DCF91276204/[/img][/QUOTE]
Soon.

[Simski]

So I spent about half an hour decorating my new home by carefully trying to place out items. I create a very nice feast on the dinner table, and I finally managed to balance the goddamn goblet that fell over into standing up on the table. I notice the meat on one of the plates is a bit crooked, and from old habit I press Z to try and correct it.

[diwako]

[QUOTE=Sorin;33251953]that mask-- holy shitballs[/QUOTE]
It was a tough fight, considering I am a stealth character, I earned it. WITH BLOOD!

[imadaman]

Aww, I was planning on getting Skyrim sometime next year but somehow ended up ordering it already...

[beanhead]

[QUOTE=Simski;33251983]So I spent about half an hour decorating my new home by carefully trying to place out items. I create a very nice feast on the dinner table, and I finally managed to balance the goddamn goblet that fell over into standing up on the table. I notice the meat on one of the plates is a bit crooked, and from old habit I press Z to try and correct it.[/QUOTE]
im guessing z is the dragon shout?

[Zeb Brown]

[QUOTE=Simski;33251983]So I spent about half an hour decorating my new home by carefully trying to place out items. I create a very nice feast on the dinner table, and I finally managed to balance the goddamn goblet that fell over into standing up on the table. I notice the meat on one of the plates is a bit crooked, and from old habit I press Z to try and correct it.[/QUOTE]
I can feel the pain from here.

[The Jack]

Is it optimised? Visualy it doesnt look too good in a lot of places and i dont have a great graphics card

I also see lots of little bad things that are odd (no attributes, no spears, they still havent done anything decent with agility, shitty ui,Some of skyrims lore is ignored such as ice vampires and werebears etc) but are these minor things minor enough? Is the game well worth the money or should i wait for the price to go down and the patches and content to come out?

[Dubious]

[QUOTE=diwako;33251993]It was a tough fight, considering I am a stealth character, I earned it. WITH BLOOD![/QUOTE]

The +100% magicka regen one from winterhold? It's pretty sweet.

[Sastion]

If anything is worth the money this is

[Coffee]

I love the shock spell, it makes me feel like Palpatine.

[DarkNightMike]

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;33251837]Wow, it sucks so bad you can't even run on lows.
[sp]Why on earth do you need to ask that question[/sp][/QUOTE]

Well I'm sorry, but I don't know much about video cards.

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;33251834]i have a hd 5700 and it works great for me so yeah[/QUOTE]

Thanks.

[silentjubjub]

[QUOTE=Watevaman;33251946][t]http://i.minus.com/ibdL208uFMXmsh.jpg[/t]

does this symbol mean anything? saw it on the side of a house in Whiterun.[/QUOTE]

Shadowmark.

They're in my guide and that one stands for Loot. So yeah, go inside.

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=The Jack;33252021]Is it optimised? Visualy it doesnt look too good in a lot of places and i dont have a great graphics card

I also see lots of little bad things that are odd (no attributes, no spears, they still havent done anything decent with agility, Some of skyrims lore is ignored such as ice vampires and werebears etc) but are these minor things minor enough? Is the game well worth the money or should i wait for the price to go down and the patches and content to come out?[/QUOTE]
No attributes is a good thing. The character creation/leveling has never been so satisfying.

[The Jack]

[QUOTE=Coffee;33252033]I love the shock spell, it makes me feel like Palpatine.[/QUOTE]

A sick, sadistic emporer who gains no enjoyment from anything but giving people pain?

[mikester112]

I found an Amulet of Mara when I looted a random stormcloak I found dead. Also anyone know where I could get some decent (heavy) armor that enhances my destruction skill? I have a banded iron armor of minor destruction right now.

[hamberglar]

I see no reason not to post it here too.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wQAoGyM2fM[/media]

[ProWaffle]

Probably really late, but I just found M'aiq the Liar near Winterhold.

HE LIVES

So he must be some sort of immortal.

[Generic.Monk]

[QUOTE=earthdefence;33251961]just finished the Under Saarthal Quest, the 1st puzzle was real easy but the 2nd pillar puzzle was tough ([url=http://www.rarityguide.com/articles/articles/1006/1/Skyrim-Walkthrough-College-of-Winterhold---Under-Saarthal/Page1.html]Solution[/url]). That was the 2nd quest in College of Winterhold. Does anyone know how many more quests there and what I'm gonna get in the end?[/QUOTE]

if you're not having fun then don't do the quests

though speaking of the college of winterhold, I'm on the quest where you go into the dweemer ruin and all the enemies are fucking powerful, it takes me like half a full bar of magicka to kill one of the dweemer spiders

should I come back later, I'm like level 9

[MadPro119]

[QUOTE=stepat201;33252048]No attributes is a good thing. The character creation/leveling has never been so satisfying.[/QUOTE]

How do you find that satisfying. I feel like little changes each level.

[stepat201]

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;33252067]Probably really late, but I just found M'aiq the Liar near Winterhold.

HE LIVES

So he must be some sort of immortal.[/QUOTE]
I think he says something about his great great grandfather also being called M'aiq. Or maybe he really is magic.

Also there are no calipers in this game, so how do we summon him?

[diwako]

[QUOTE=Dubious George;33252024]The +100% magicka regen one from winterhold? It's pretty sweet.[/QUOTE]
It's the 20% off merchant one. Only found 2 so far. I hunger for more now. And maybe a house.