• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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gee thanks, it's not like I was in my vacation in akavir and when I come back shit start happening.
So, I took up playing Oblivion again after having absolutely no power what so ever. I had played Morrowind years ago on the Xbox when I was young-ish, but never really knew what the hell to do. After delving into Oblivion (Gary The Terrible, rapist of the lands), I have to say, I'm even more excited for Skyrim then I was previously.
[QUOTE=woolio1;31658443]Hmm... You know you can pre-order the PC version on Amazon, get the cloth map, and get a code to redeem on Steam for the same price (sans shipping) as buying it digitally on Steam at launch.[/QUOTE] I said I'd buy it when it comes out. See, I am playing on a laptop so I'm not that sure if it will handle the game. So I'm considering waiting until it is out or when Bethesda have enough content to show the specs the game will require to run it, if my computer can't handle it, I'll buy it for ps3.
It's a cloth map? Not a Paper one?
[QUOTE=Fisk;31659766]It's a cloth map? Not a Paper one?[/QUOTE] Cloth.
I'd rather a paper one for my wall :<
If it's cloth I'm sold for a pre-order retail. The Paper ones are kinda annoying, have one of RDR and it's cool and useful but I'm afraid it'll get torn when I unfold it etc.
[QUOTE=Fisk;31659766]It's a cloth map? Not a Paper one?[/QUOTE] It's actually drawn on a cracker/napkin/back of your hand by Todd himself when you get the game/psychicly imprinted on your mind/you're sent a picture of Lifts-Her-Tail topless holding her breasts with the map drawn on them. I've got hundreds of these.
[QUOTE=jlj1;31659879]I'd rather a paper one for my wall :<[/QUOTE] Print out a paper version. :P
[QUOTE=Fisk;31659904]If it's in cloth, I'm sold for a pre-order retail.[/QUOTE] Go get it.
[QUOTE=Jzzb;31657543][url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Peryite[/url] [img]http://images.uesp.net/thumb/0/09/OB-Img-ShrineofPeryite.JPG/600px-OB-Img-ShrineofPeryite.JPG[/img] ? EDIT: Or perhaps Akatosh? [url]http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Akatosh[/url][/QUOTE] It can't be Akatosh, because Akatosh is actually Alduin (who is the main antagonist for Skyrim). In Nordic cultures and lore, Akatosh was known as Alduin. The only reason why Alduin/Akatosh was a good dragon god in previous games was because it kept the Daedra from taking over the mortal world and the Amulet of Kings was more or less a pact between gods and men. Now that the amulet is dead (from Oblivion), Alduin/Akatosh doesn't have any obligations to men anymore, and as such rises to his surname of the "World Eater". Not because he is evil, but simply because his alignment was never with men, it was simply against Daedra for the most part. At least, as far as I know.
I'm level 22 right now in Oblivion, I just need to level up once more to get the strongest Amber and Madness armor and weapons! This might take a while, I think I did all of the SI quests besides the Museum Oddities quest.
[QUOTE=jlj1;31659879]I'd rather a paper one for my wall :<[/QUOTE] I have a feeling the game will include a paper map. It be weird if they released the game and did not include a map for those who did not preorder. This is my gold post? What a waste.
[QUOTE=Zondac;31657977]Currently playing Oblivion and doing the Whodunit?-quest. This plot seems awfully familiar. [img]http://bookshop.blackwell.co.uk/images/jackets/l/00/0007136838.jpg[/img] [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] Are there more quests in this game that are references to things? the UESP doesn't really state it that much, and I love references. (Oh, and the reason I got the reference THIS time, and not last time I played the game was.. Well, I hadn't read the book back then :V)[/QUOTE] The plot is a Whodunit! Have you ever heard of them?
Anyone have personal experience with Amazon Preorders in the US? Do you get it release day or do they first ship it on release? I would just preorder from the local gamestop but they tend to fuck me over.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;31658599]My brother will be getting the 360 version, so I don't need a physical copy myself, which is why I already preordered on Steam. Although I will want to steal my brother's copy just for the satisfaction of reading the manual, which should be pretty in-depth if it's anything like the manuals for the previous TES games.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure stem provides manuals in a PDF format.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31659989]...you're sent a picture of Lifts-Her-Tail topless holding her breasts with the map drawn on them.[/QUOTE] that's it, definitely preordering
[QUOTE=cdr248;31660754]I'm pretty sure stem provides manuals in a PDF format.[/QUOTE] They do, but it's just not the same maan. :(
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31660808]that's it, definitely preordering[/QUOTE] Lifts-her-tail is argonian right?
See, the whole "Lusty Argonian Maid" thing is pretty funny, until you start to slowly realise that multiple people actually get off to it, and that you'll probably see mentally scarring drawn versions of it at some point, no matter how hard you try to avoid it. Such is life on the internet.
[QUOTE=cdr248;31660932]Lifts-her-tail is argonian right?[/QUOTE]it's the one from the lusty argonian maid
[QUOTE=Spearman;31658676]I just noticed something [img]http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i480/Spearman42/sam.jpg[/img] first screen is srs sam[/QUOTE] my eye literally started to twitch when i read your post
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;31661004]it's the one from the lusty argonian maid[/QUOTE] Yeah I know. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MoarToast;31661001]See, the whole "Lusty Argonian Maid" thing is pretty funny, until you start to slowly realise that multiple people actually get off to it, and that you'll probably see mentally scarring drawn versions of it at some point, no matter how hard you try to avoid it. Such is life on the internet.[/QUOTE] It was one of my first eighth experiences with porn.
Just got back into Oblivion. Doing that one quest with the paranoid High Elf in Skingrad. Anything I need to know before he kills the entire town again?
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31660740]Anyone have personal experience with Amazon Preorders in the US? Do you get it release day or do they first ship it on release? I would just preorder from the local gamestop but they tend to fuck me over.[/QUOTE] You get it release day.
I hope they fix sneak so you can't just have 100 sneak stand in front of someone and they won't notice you.
That one lady at the Tiber Septim hotel always carries a copy with her wherever she goes. I nicked it.
[QUOTE=Tuskin;31661737]I hope they fix sneak so you can't just have 100 sneak stand in front of someone and they won't notice you.[/QUOTE] A true ninja cannot be seen even if they are in front of your nose!
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