My blood is fucking boiling.
Punkbuster, best known as a retarded anti-cheat, written by a bunch of inbred useless fucks in 1980, has started to kick players from every server for no reason whatsoever. And I'm one of them.
Fuck. You. EA. Fuck you and your STUPID anti cheat you refuse to change because it worked so well in ALL BF GAMES IT WAS IN.
If they don't want me to play they should just fucking tell me already, every time I launch BF3 it's the same old shit, some stupid error or fuckup that won't allow me to play for the millionth time. Christ.
/rant off
Extra edit : I'm done. I've fucking had it. Time to stop playing for a while until they short their shit out and if they don't I'll just stop playing alltogether.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;33784584]M240B is a beast of a weapon, mount that thing on a bipod and you'll rip even a helicopter a new arse.
[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]
Also just played 64 Player Conquest on Metro, Jesus christ is that a fuckfest with that amount of people.[/QUOTE]
I remember my first time on Metro 64p.
I could not stop laughing.
So how's FAMAS? I just unlocked it.
[QUOTE=H4wkeye;33784686]So how's FAMAS? I just unlocked it.[/QUOTE]
The gun is good, the sight is shit.
[QUOTE=The Castro;33784093]I once hit a curb at full speed in a jeep and it fucking exploded.[/QUOTE]
That's nothing. Yesterday I was playing on Wake Island as a MI-28 gunner. When the pilot brought the helicopter down abruptly so I could pick off enemies trying to cap an objective, the helicopter flipped over twice, and came to rest in an embankment, upside-down and half submerged in water, resting on its rotor. Aside from being upside-down, it was a damage-free landing.
We tried using a jeep we stole from the enemy's objective to flip it (making off with their jeep without them seeing us was quite fun). Five minutes later we finally get the helicoptor flipped, only to realise that at least ten enemies had been watching us from the road above the embankment the whole time (presumably laughing their asses off), and the moment we got back in, a sniper took out the pilot and I died trying to defend the chopper.
They got our fucking chopper that we worked tirelessly to rescue that day. So we launched an all-out air assault to take it down by any means necessary. I call that the Battle of the Flipped Chopper.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;33782984][url]http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/servers/show/bb64c956-a8ba-4b2e-a388-33fcd59ba531/B2K-SQDM-ONLY-1-PLAYER-START-1-KILL-FINISH/[/url]
For those of you that just want to get the 5 SQDM matches over with.[/QUOTE]
Would be pretty great if didn't have to wait more than a minute every time someone dies. Boring as shit.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;33785018]Would be pretty great if didn't have to wait more than a minute every time someone dies. Boring as shit.[/QUOTE]
Its good for quickly obtaining SQDM ribbons if your squad manages to get one kill. Which makes it kinda good for levelling in earlier levels.
EDIT: But its a good way to trash your W/L ratio...
I didn't even pre-order yet I know have the physical warfare items. wat.
I feel so dirty now.
[QUOTE=areolop;33784352]Why would you even try to play the game on a Mac Pro. Thats just stupid.[/QUOTE]
hahaha. oh you were serious. let me laugh even harder
[QUOTE=areolop;33784352]Why would you even try to play the game on a Mac Pro. Thats just stupid.[/QUOTE]
Maybe because he has a Mac Pro
Are there any 24/7 Gulf of Oman servers out there? Preferably with extra tickets?
[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]
Found one. "Place in queue: 5".
Pecheneg doesn't cease being awesome. It just feels good to shoot it.
Today I learned how to spot people
[QUOTE=dill6869;33785818]Today I learned how to spot people[/QUOTE]
I spot shit so much I do it subconsciously in every FPS I play.
Then again this trait follows from every game I play for more than a couple of hours.
Example I was playing Tribes: Ascend earlier, switched to battlefield.
Jumped off a building and wondered why my jetpack didn't work as I smash into the ground.
didn't think it would work but you can get yourself on the high roofs on karkand with the MAV.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VEgxP.jpg[/IMG]
After that it was rush and while my team was defending, I decided to be useless and try the hotel; it worked. Skybox is a bit above the hotel so had to try 2 times.
[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649874477886437882/34888D7CFEFEF06862032EDECA189C361169DFBB/[/url]
[url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649874477886436762/71E6CC070DAD9B1F955BC0B38269FB4882B73353/[/url]
What's the deal with the bobcat? I drive it around till someone tires to shoot me out of it, they empty their clip I getout and shoot them in the face. It's a new high point of silliness.
[t]http://i42.tinypic.com/2hzgy2t.png[/t]
Ah, sneaking around 5 Enemies and taking the time to set up your PKP so you can take them all out in 3 seconds is the most rewarding feeling ever.
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;33785962]Ah, sneaking around 5 Enemies and taking the time to set up your PKP so you can take them all out in 3 seconds is the most rewarding feeling ever.[/QUOTE]
wait till you get the m60 or 240b
[QUOTE=oldage;33785896]didn't think it would work but you can get yourself on the high roofs on karkand with the MAV.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VEgxP.jpg[/IMG]
After that it was rush and while my team was defending, I decided to be useless and try the hotel; it worked. Skybox is a bit above the hotel so had to try 2 times.
[URL]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649874477886437882/34888D7CFEFEF06862032EDECA189C361169DFBB/[/URL]
[URL]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649874477886436762/71E6CC070DAD9B1F955BC0B38269FB4882B73353/[/URL][/QUOTE]
Dat bloom.
[QUOTE=Fisk;33785985]Dat bloom.[/QUOTE]
Isnt that the alternative color stuff for the color blind?
[QUOTE=areolop;33786043]Isnt that the alternative color stuff for the color blind?[/QUOTE]I'm talking about how things are glowing white.
the PP-19 is so
so
[i]fantastic[/i]
The G53 (MP5) is so sexy
[QUOTE=jonoPorter;33779761]Does anyone feel like joining the FP server? So alone here...[/QUOTE]
I'l host one.. But is there a guide on how to? What ports does BF3 require to be opened?
I am such an asshole, when I snipe far away with the m98b I usually turn my TV zoom settings to max so I can see motherfuckers far away :v: landed a 929 metres headshot that way with only 1 miss, bullet so big I can see where exactly it hits :v:
[QUOTE=Region;33786160]I'l host one.. But is there a guide on how to? What ports does BF3 require to be opened?[/QUOTE]
How to host a BF3 server: You don't / Prepare your wallet for a beating
Also going to jump on [url=http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/servers/show/0829ff30-8c4d-4007-a43c-61cd946b8df8/Facepunch-EU/]FPEU[/url] for a few to try and populate, will be on mumble @ 85.236.97.19:9162 (or TS3 if afromana gets around to posting the IP again)
I don't know if the flares on the vipers are broken or something but what the fuck is with tanks using guided missiles to shoot down helicopters? and they're unavoidable, flares don't do shit
[QUOTE=Pandamox;33786418]I don't know if the flares on the vipers are broken or something but what the fuck is with tanks using guided missiles to shoot down helicopters? and they're unavoidable, flares don't do shit[/QUOTE]
Laser targeted.
[QUOTE=Pandamox;33786418]I don't know if the flares on the vipers are broken or something but what the fuck is with tanks using guided missiles to shoot down helicopters? and they're unavoidable, flares don't do shit[/QUOTE]
A tank's guided shell/missile is practically undodgeable and flares DO NOT work to misdirect it. The only thing you can do to counter it is use the ECM jammer while someone is laser locking you. If the missile is already on the way it's too late.
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