Kerbal Space Program, or: "How many rockets can I slap onto this thing?" - Games

And orders a drink [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] So a tachyon walks into a bar

Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."

I'm not sure, but I might try to make a Sodium joke... ... Na[h]...

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] I got tons of these damn jokes.

I got songs, too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA[/media] (Why did the atom do bad in school? He always had his head in the cloud!)

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[QUOTE=Dacheet;33515258]I got songs, too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kXkWXSXRA[/media] (Why did the atom do bad in school? He always had his head in the [b]cloud![/b])[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-HRrbLA7rss#t=5s[/url] [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] Why do we have so many damn guests?

[QUOTE=MC3craze;33515604] Why do we have so many damn guests?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/mvgaz/a_amazing_flight/]I posted that rocket on the top of the page over on reddit [/url]

[QUOTE=finbe;33515787][url=http://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/mvgaz/a_amazing_flight/]I posted that rocket on the top of the page over on reddit [/url][/QUOTE] Oh. Hi reddit.

[QUOTE=MC3craze;33515199]Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."[/QUOTE] Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

[QUOTE=MangoJuice;33516096]Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.[/QUOTE] *cough* [QUOTE=MC3craze;33515223]Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] I got tons of these damn jokes.[/QUOTE] Scroll down a bit next time :v:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/r1INj.png[/img] Space station [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scuttling]scuttling![/url]

[QUOTE=finbe;33516164][img]http://i.imgur.com/r1INj.png[/img] Space station scuttling![/QUOTE] Nice airport

Is the Mun live yet? Or is it still in testing stages? [QUOTE=MC3craze;33516121]*cough* Scroll down a bit next time :v:[/QUOTE] Fuck! \:v:/

[QUOTE=MangoJuice;33516291]Is the Mun live yet? Or is it still in testing stages? Fuck! \:v:/[/QUOTE] The Mun is live.

Not mine [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoI8F0iLgGA[/media] [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] Also, woo pageking [highlight](User was banned for this post (""page king" shit" - Orkel))[/highlight]

I textures the RCS Tank. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1417259/Failcan9RCStank.png[/IMG] just the Gyros now and then release :D [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=cwook;33516907]Not mine [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] Also, woo pageking[/QUOTE] it is like a rocket powered pimple popper.

I have an idea for the money/income system. There are two stores of money: Base funds: Money you always start with when you build/rebuild a rocket. Provided by the government, investors, etc. You can get more of this by reaching long-term goals, such as building a space station or landing on the moon or even taking closeups of the sun (might wanna bring some heat shields). Depletable funds: Money that when used, does not come back after spent on a rocket. This money comes from completing specific commercial jobs, such as putting a communications satellite in the air, or space tourism. There could be a 'jobs market' where you pick up jobs, and as you complete more jobs and become more well-known, more jobs become available to you. Of course, you could lose money by unsuccessfully completing a job, such as wreking a satellite, crew members dying, and all other matter of havoc. I think that the game would need to be fairly forgiving, at least at first, so punishments could be only slightly minor.

[QUOTE=CardBoardBox;33517193]I textures the RCS Tank. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1417259/Failcan9RCStank.png[/IMG] just the Gyros now and then release :D ...[/QUOTE] Are you going to bake an AO map?

[QUOTE=cwook;33516907]Not mine [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoI8F0iLgGA[/media] [editline]30th November 2011[/editline] Also, woo pageking[/QUOTE] Best pageking I've seen in awhile :v:

[img]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/192/ss20111130234115.jpg[/img] THis is How real kerbs go to orbit.

[QUOTE=StaT;33521468][img]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/192/ss20111130234115.jpg[/img] THis is How real kerbs go to orbit.[/QUOTE] Shouldn't it be bill and bob wearing sunglasses though? Can't imagine jeb wanting to get his view of the sun obstructed.

[QUOTE=StaT;33521468][img]http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/192/ss20111130234115.jpg[/img] THis is How real kerbs [B]land on the Mün.[/B][/QUOTE] fixed it [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2668640/screenshot444.png[/img]

we need a model with kerbals being launched via bottle rocket.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2668640/screenshot446.png[/img] Jeb has one secret, he's aquaphobic. But there's no problems, because he just uses the Force Of Jeb to never touch it.

[QUOTE=CardBoardBox;33525100]we need a model with kerbals being launched via [b]bottle rocket.[/b][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/5LYrS.png[/img] [url]http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/index.php?topic=3682.0[/url] *cough*

[QUOTE=MC3craze;33525154][img]http://i.imgur.com/5LYrS.png[/img] [url]http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/index.php?topic=3682.0[/url] *cough*[/QUOTE] not that kind

-Goddammit MC3 rate me clocks-

[QUOTE=CardBoardBox;33525167]not that kind[/QUOTE] Close enough. [editline]1st December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Dacheet;33525175]-Goddammit MC3 rate me clocks-[/QUOTE] [img]http://oi27.tinypic.com/f3ymf9.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=MC3craze;33525154][img]http://i.imgur.com/5LYrS.png[/img] [url]http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/forum/index.php?topic=3682.0[/url] *cough*[/QUOTE] I really wish that model was flipped around, like a real (water type) bottle rocket.