• Bulletstorm Megathread
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It's actually really easy to run past people on Normal without getting banged up too bad. During the climax [sp]when you had to rush back through the buildings and city to get to the Sarrano's ship[/sp], I literally slide-kicked my way past every enemy possible until I got up to the ending cutscene. I felt like a bad ass afterward.
[QUOTE=garry;28294169]Now I feel stupid, it kept saying there'd been a weapon drop or something so I was running around looking for it. Maybe I did have it on too easy, because all I did was run around kicking people. I had it on Normal though.[/QUOTE] The game is pretty damn easy, but blowing through enemies really isn't the point, it's how you do it. Once you get the Bone Duster shotgun, all shall be revealed.
[QUOTE=secundus;28281202]You still got the 16-bit stuff happening there. Using "bUseMaxQualityMode=True" does not fix the graphics. Use this fix : [url]http://forums.epicgames.com/showthread.php?t=764775[/url] It worked for me, from looking shitty to looking like what it suppose to be.[/QUOTE] heh thats my thread.
wrangled robot dino or huge man eating plant?
[QUOTE=kaneangel2012;28294675]wrangled robot dino or huge man eating plant?[/QUOTE] Waggleton P. Tallylicker :colbert:
I remember flailing a guy, then shooting him in the nuts with the Peacemaker, and ram one of those flying drills up his ass. His head exploded. I sat there giggling for a good 30 minutes. THIS GAME IS KICKASS
the [sp]hekaton[/sp] is cool as fuck. i actually got a bit dizzy when you're at the bit where [sp]you're on the ground and it goes to roar right at your face.[/sp] never seen something of that scale in a game before i also don't know whether those could be considered spoilers but here i am being a considerate dude just in case
Is it just me, or is it pretty damn hard to shoot someone in the balls with the sniper? They just do that shitty dodge thing and it's impossible to get anywhere NEAR the balls. :saddowns: [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Nathax;28295006]the [sp]hekaton[/sp] is cool as fuck. i actually got a bit dizzy when you're at the bit where [sp]you're on the ground and it goes to roar right at your face.[/sp] never seen something of that scale in a game before i also don't know whether those could be considered spoilers but here i am being a considerate dude just in case[/QUOTE] You want scale? Play Lost Planet 2, holy shit everything is huge in that game.
[QUOTE=xDrTran;28295013]Is it just me, or is it pretty damn hard to shoot someone in the balls with the sniper? They just do that shitty dodge thing and it's impossible to get anywhere NEAR the balls. :saddowns:[/quote] In the level where you [sp]get the girl on your side[/sp], there's a bunch of people fighting outside. I did the skillkill there because they are distracted with shooting each other. [quote][editline]26th February 2011[/editline] You want scale? Play Lost Planet 2, holy shit everything is huge in that game.[/QUOTE] Too bad it sucks.
[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;28294729]Waggleton P. Tallylicker :colbert:[/QUOTE] No one imagines perishing [B]at the hands of a child's toy![/B]
[QUOTE=xDrTran;28295013]Is it just me, or is it pretty damn hard to shoot someone in the balls with the sniper? They just do that shitty dodge thing and it's impossible to get anywhere NEAR the balls. :saddowns: [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] You want scale? Play Lost Planet 2, holy shit everything is huge in that game.[/QUOTE] Flail them first for a easy nutshot.
Sarrano's amazing. "Now hold your dick for one second you fungal rimjob"
I love it when Grayson says "...cock-fucker-rimjob-piece-of-shit!" when[sp]you find another route back to the DNA bomb.[/sp]
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28296161]Sarrano's amazing. "Now hold your dick for one second you fungal rimjob"[/QUOTE] He definitely had the best lines in the game.
Games need more sociopaths like sarrano
[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;28296161]Sarrano's amazing. "Now hold your dick for one second you fungal rimjob"[/QUOTE] [b]suck tears off my dick you ugly mud-fuckers![/b] :v:
I'm gathered here to mourn the passing of my bank account, you will be missed. On another note, download faster dammit!
[sp]I'll miss you[/sp] Waggleton P. Tallylicker :patriot:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS98oXRjm9g[/media] They're so manly they can joke about their sexuality all they want.
[sp]WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ISHI ALONE[/sp] Hes been through enough shit already God damn leave him alone
Secret ending ~~~~ooooohhhh~~~~ [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm3Ge0o4kbk[/media]
[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;28299984]Secret ending ~~~~ooooohhhh~~~~ [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm3Ge0o4kbk[/media][/QUOTE] It isn't really that hidden. Even if you skip the credits, you can't skip this because it comes right after it. v:v:v
The gameplay looks meh, looks like just another beefy Epic Games game where the main characters speak while chewing mouthfuls of gravel and who sew steaks under their skin to make themselves even more beefy looking. The "hardcore" insults the main character uses just seem stupid and childish, he's just shouting obscenities in place of being an interesting character to follow. I'll check it out but I don't have high hopes.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28300255]The gameplay looks meh, looks like just another beefy Epic Games game where the main characters speak while chewing mouthfuls of gravel and who sew steaks under their skin to make themselves even more beefy looking. The "hardcore" insults the main character uses just seem stupid and childish, he's just shouting obscenities in place of being an interesting character to follow. I'll check it out but I don't have high hopes.[/QUOTE] To be honest I'm pretty sure that all the obscenities are childish just for the sake of being childish. It's probably supposed to make you think "why would anyone ever say that, that's ridiculous and funny at the same time".
[QUOTE=Doomish;28300278]To be honest I'm pretty sure that all the obscenities are childish just for the sake of being childish. It's probably supposed to make you think "why would anyone ever say that, that's ridiculous and funny at the same time".[/QUOTE] I somehow doubt there's a more subtle humor in them saying stupid things only a 12 year old would find amusing, it seems like they're just being childish for the sake of trying to make people laugh at stupid childish humor.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28300255]The gameplay looks meh, looks like just another beefy Epic Games game where the main characters speak while chewing mouthfuls of gravel and who sew steaks under their skin to make themselves even more beefy looking. The "hardcore" insults the main character uses just seem stupid and childish, he's just shouting obscenities in place of being an interesting character to follow. I'll check it out but I don't have high hopes.[/QUOTE] The whole point of the game is to have [b]FUN[/b] while being completely random, vulgar, and hilarious. I mean shit they give you points for killing enemies in ridiculous ways, that just adds on to the fun.
The problem is you're taking this game seriously. If you try to do that you'll hate it.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;28300440]The whole point of the game is to have [b]FUN[/b] while being completely random, vulgar, and hilarious. I mean shit they give you points for killing enemies in ridiculous ways, that just adds on to the fun.[/QUOTE] I'm not an alien monster from another planet that doesn't comprehend the concept of fun, I just think the fun of the game is ruined for me by how stupid Epic Games has made yet another game all about being a superhuman badass with a voice like an industrial lawn mower and arms that need sleeves larger than my pant size. They take a good game with cool mechanics like the skillshot stuff and just muck it up with stupid lines that aren't even funny. DURR HEY ALIEN UR FACE IS DUMB LOL HOLD UR PENIS WHILE I SHOOT U OMG XDD
I fucking love the sniper and the drill
[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;28300650]I fucking love the sniper and the drill[/QUOTE] Yea the sniper is basically useless but it fun as fuckk
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