[QUOTE=Kopimi;28300492]I'm not an alien monster from another planet that doesn't comprehend the concept of fun, I just think the fun of the game is ruined for me by how stupid Epic Games has made yet another game all about being a superhuman badass with a voice like an industrial lawn mower and arms that need sleeves larger than my pant size. They take a good game with cool mechanics like the skillshot stuff and just muck it up with stupid lines that aren't even funny.
DURR HEY ALIEN UR FACE IS DUMB LOL HOLD UR PENIS WHILE I SHOOT U OMG XDD[/QUOTE]
Why are you taking this game so seriously
What they say is just so absurd it's amazing
"Kill my dick? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean!?"
Fun silliness all around
chain drilling 3 people up in the ass :v:
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28300492]I'm not an alien monster from another planet that doesn't comprehend the concept of fun, I just think the fun of the game is ruined for me by how stupid Epic Games has made yet another game all about being a superhuman badass with a voice like an industrial lawn mower and arms that need sleeves larger than my pant size. They take a good game with cool mechanics like the skillshot stuff and just muck it up with stupid lines that aren't even funny.
DURR HEY ALIEN UR FACE IS DUMB LOL HOLD UR PENIS WHILE I SHOOT U OMG XDD[/QUOTE]
Serious dialogue would have killed the game.
no guys video games are supposed to be serious [b]ALL THE TIME[/b]
NO FUN ALLOWED.
Also, cock-fucker-rimjob-PIECE OF SHIT.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28300492]I'm not an alien monster from another planet that doesn't comprehend the concept of fun, I just think the fun of the game is ruined for me by how stupid Epic Games has made yet another game all about being a superhuman badass with a voice like an industrial lawn mower and arms that need sleeves larger than my pant size. They take a good game with cool mechanics like the skillshot stuff and just muck it up with stupid lines that aren't even funny.
DURR HEY ALIEN UR FACE IS DUMB LOL HOLD UR PENIS WHILE I SHOOT U OMG XDD[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure this game is mocking Gears of War in a sense. PCF is only a branch at Epic Games after all.
DUPER SRS dialogue would have been boring. Really.
I'm disappointed at the lack of campaign coop, but the singleplayer is great.
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;28275470][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH0KH9F4He8[/media]
Speaking of dicks.[/QUOTE]
I just showed this to my dad. He laughed his ass off and immediately sent it to his brother Dick.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28303410]I'm pretty sure this game is mocking Gears of War in a sense. PCF is only a branch at Epic Games after all.
DUPER SRS dialogue would have been boring. Really.[/QUOTE]
You act as if games can only be E rated language or saying stupid things like "COCK FUCKER RIMJOB PIECE OF SHIT BUTTHOLE FUCK FAGGOT LOLO", you can find a middleground and still have non-serious dialogue without throwing in useless garbage lines.
So far in my playthrough I've enjoyed the game, its a fun shoot-em-up and it seems like the over the top lines are spread somewhat far between, I still wince a little whenever I have to listen to them but the gameplay is really good.
I'd probably give it 7/10, wouldn't buy, but definitely rent.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28308213]You act as if games can only be E rated language or saying stupid things like "COCK FUCKER RIMJOB PIECE OF SHIT BUTTHOLE FUCK FAGGOT LOLO", you can find a middleground and still have non-serious dialogue without throwing in useless garbage lines.[/QUOTE]
No, I'm acting as if I'm telling you you're having a stick up your ass over the game.
I mean really, for a guy preaching about how immature this game is, you're sure acting like it.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28308213]You act as if games can only be E rated language or saying stupid things like "COCK FUCKER RIMJOB PIECE OF SHIT BUTTHOLE FUCK FAGGOT LOLO", you can find a middleground and still have non-serious dialogue without throwing in useless garbage lines.
So far in my playthrough I've enjoyed the game, its a fun shoot-em-up and it seems like the over the top lines are spread somewhat far between, I still wince a little whenever I have to listen to them but the gameplay is really good.
I'd probably give it 7/10, wouldn't buy, but definitely rent.[/QUOTE]
This game isn't trying to be realistic or little kid friendly, it's trying to be fun. and succeeding
Kopimi, you fail to see the point of this game. They were trying to make it feel you're a kid in a candy shop...full of guns and easy things to kill. And the lines Gray spewed were perfect for the situations. The vulgarity made it funny.
The point of this game is to look masculine, speak stupid, shoot dirty and bark like a bitch. What's not to like?
Does anyone have a fix for the connection problems I keep having? I get BAD CONNECTION in the middle of my screen, but it doesn't exactly tell me what the problem is.
I fucking love the sniper rifle.
So for the people that got it, was it worth the money? Is there any replay value?
Like I've said before I'd wait for a sale/rent it. It's definitely worth playing but not so much that you should instantly drop $60 on it
So is it worth a buy? Are the skill kills as fun and cool as they make them out to be? Maybe I'm judging too harsh, but the game seems like it could be repetitive.
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;28309660]Like I've said before I'd wait for a sale/rent it. It's definitely worth playing but not so much that you should instantly drop $60 on it[/QUOTE]
Posted at the same time as you. I'll take this into consideration.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309793][url]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2011/02/ea-apologizes-for-sexual-innuendo-in-bulletstorm.html[/url]
Sorry guys.[/QUOTE]
This is possibly the stupidest non-political related thing I've read in a very long time. EA is a bunch of pansies. Caving in on the Taliban thing at least made a bit of sense because a lot of people weren't buying the game because of it but this is just beyond pointless. Who cares if Fox News or some overprotective moms don't like it? They hate anything fun and their opinions mean absolutely nothing.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309793][url]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2011/02/ea-apologizes-for-sexual-innuendo-in-bulletstorm.html[/url]
Sorry guys.[/QUOTE]
And here I was thinking EA had some actual backbone, how silly of me.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309127]No, I'm acting as if I'm telling you you're having a stick up your ass over the game.
I mean really, for a guy preaching about how immature this game is, you're sure acting like it.[/QUOTE]
Sorry what? You're saying I have a stick up my ass, then in the same sentence trying to tell me I'm immature?
All I'm saying is I feel like the unnecessary obscenity and obsessions with phallic objects is just stupid, its 12 year old humor. There's nothing wrong with swearing and joking around in a game, I just think some of the humor in the game isn't really humor, its just stringing together words that have sexual ties to them and presenting it to the user like it's comedic gold.
[QUOTE=BipolarPanda;28309169]This game isn't trying to be realistic or little kid friendly, it's trying to be fun. and succeeding[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying it should be kid friendly, once again you fail to understand that I'm not worried about vulgarity in video games, I think vulgarity in video games is great, I just think a lot of the lines are just stupid dick jokes you'd hear in an elementary school.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;28309397]Kopimi, you fail to see the point of this game. They were trying to make it feel you're a kid in a candy shop...full of guns and easy things to kill. And the lines Gray spewed were perfect for the situations. The vulgarity made it funny.[/QUOTE]
I see the point of the game, I think you just don't see the point of my posts.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309793][url]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2011/02/ea-apologizes-for-sexual-innuendo-in-bulletstorm.html[/url]
Sorry guys.[/QUOTE]
I was laughing pretty hard at the quote from one of the developers.
"What kind of sick mind thinks Gag Reflex is anything sexual".
Don't tell me you're in college and NEVER make stupid dick jokes with your friends
unless you're SOOOO mature and all up on your high horse that you cant make a silly dick joke.
Seriously, this game is retarded and that's why it's fun
There is no subtle or clever. Just IN YOUR FACE MANHOOD
literally and figuratively
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;28310628]Don't tell me you're in college and NEVER make stupid dick jokes with your friends
unless you're SOOOO mature and all up on your high horse that you cant make a silly dick joke.
Seriously, this game is retarded and that's why it's fun
There is no subtle or clever. Just IN YOUR FACE MANHOOD
literally and figuratively[/QUOTE]
I'm not on a high horse, I just think dick jokes are stupid.
Also, being a man isn't about shooting things and acting loud, despite what you might think.
[QUOTE=Kopimi;28310531]Sorry what? You're saying I have a stick up my ass, then in the same sentence trying to tell me I'm immature?
All I'm saying is I feel like the unnecessary obscenity and obsessions with phallic objects is just stupid, its 12 year old humor. There's nothing wrong with swearing and joking around in a game, I just think some of the humor in the game isn't really humor, its just stringing together words that have sexual ties to them and presenting it to the user like it's comedic gold.[/quote]
I DO SAY MY DEAR FELLOW I'M SO MORALLY RIGHT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND AM INCREDIBLY SOPHISTICATED. SUCH OBSCENE VIOLENCE AND UNNECESSARY VULGARITY IS SO CHILDISH HUMPRH HUMPRH HUMPRH HUMPRH.
[quote]I'm not saying it should be kid friendly, once again you fail to understand that I'm not worried about vulgarity in video games, I think vulgarity in video games is great, I just think a lot of the lines are just stupid dick jokes you'd hear in an elementary school.[/quote]
Sorry Duke Stick-Up-Bum, we see the error in our ways and the righteousness of your posts.
[sp]tears off my dick mud-fucking cock fungal rimjob[/sp]
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;28310628]Don't tell me you're in college and NEVER make stupid dick jokes with your friends
unless you're SOOOO mature and all up on your high horse that you cant make a silly dick joke.
Seriously, this game is retarded and that's why it's fun
There is no subtle or clever. Just IN YOUR FACE MANHOOD
literally and figuratively[/QUOTE]
I highly doubt he's older the 12. He's trying to act mature. Look how much of an immature douchebag he was being in this thread.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/892057-The-Official-Sad-thread-(/page17[/url]
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309793][url]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2011/02/ea-apologizes-for-sexual-innuendo-in-bulletstorm.html[/url]
Sorry guys.[/QUOTE]
This can't be real...
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;28311888]This can't be real...[/QUOTE]
Oh it is.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309793][url]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2011/02/ea-apologizes-for-sexual-innuendo-in-bulletstorm.html[/url]
Sorry guys.[/QUOTE]
It's funny, because they aren't removing the ones that are actually sexually explicit, like "Ejectulation". Either way (if this is true), that's a pretty pussy thing to do, especially for a M game.
[QUOTE=killz2much;28309793][url]http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2011/02/ea-apologizes-for-sexual-innuendo-in-bulletstorm.html[/url]
Sorry guys.[/QUOTE]
I dont get why 12 year old girls that play a 18 mature rated game can even complaign abount it.
[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;28312721]It's funny, because they aren't removing the ones that are actually sexually explicit, like "Ejectulation". Either way (if this is true), that's a pretty pussy thing to do, especially for a M game.[/QUOTE]
They said they're patching more than just those listed. They just used those as examples.
[editline]11:44 PM[/editline]
Well I'm going to bed so I guess I should end this little charade.
The article is a hoax guys, I was just fucking with you all.
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