Dota 2 - Newbies, read the OP. Veterans, play Anti-Mage.
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[QUOTE=WarRage333;34308821]Mid game dota closes, so i restart the game and when i try to rejoin 'YOU MUST BE IN A LOBBY TO RECONNECT'
WHAT THE FUCK and we were 21-5...[/QUOTE]
WAHAHA~
I play Windrunner for two reasons.
A) I'm good at it and it's a satisfying class to play.
B) Her voice and mannerisms are fucking adorable.
[QUOTE=Squeaken;34310173]B) Her voice and mannerisms are fucking adorable.[/QUOTE]
puck
[QUOTE=Haxxer;34310315]puck[/QUOTE]
voice? sure. mannerisms? eldritch god pupae arent adorable
[QUOTE=Squeaken;34310173]
B) Her voice is fucking adorable.[/QUOTE]
enchantress
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;34310342]voice? sure. mannerisms? eldritch god pupae arent adorable[/QUOTE]
i didn't know mannerisms equals looks :o
[QUOTE=Haxxer;34310669]i didn't know mannerisms equals looks :o[/QUOTE]
thats the way she acts. she acts really weird and creepy
This thing is giving me headaches.
[quote][img_thumb]http://horobox.co.uk/u/mrscrake_1327168528.png[/img_thumb][/quote]
What do you guys think, finish it or not
[QUOTE=Dr.Scrake;34310757]This thing is giving me headaches.
What do you guys think, finish it or not[/QUOTE]
It looks fucking awesome. Keep working on it.
okay so everyone in my team is russian and one is speaking in broken english and calling me a noob but never saying why
i think i prefer playing with bots to be honest
I have no commendations :suicide:
dota 2: cute heroes doing cute things
Always get thrown in with biggest noobs on earth like people who pick invoker and only use 2 skills.
And so it happens, I get to play versus smart pickers who happen to be a 5manstack team. GREAT
It has been like 7games in a row like that. Sometimes I wish 5man parties wouldn't get matched against randoms unless there are atleast 4 people in the party on the other side. Fuck this pubstomping madness.
Pick carry, get your game ruined by over harass and gangs. Team gets no wards, support doesn't support and nukes creeps to get themselves gold instead. Pick support, carries don't know what the fuck they are doing, tell them what to do, they tell you to suck a penis in russian, among other things.
FUCK THIS FUCKING MATCHMAKING GHAGH
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/631862291321789979/847201E709005D808C216C275E72E2B69AF66954/[/img]
dark seer is actually just so good.
They tried to 4 man gank me on the bot lane at the start, but failed. I was also 1 v 2 vs invoker es.
[QUOTE=Haxxer;34311910]okay so everyone in my team is russian and one is speaking in broken english and calling me a noob but never saying why
i think i prefer playing with bots to be honest[/QUOTE]
at least the bots work as a team :v:
I really love invoker. Lost my first game with him and did pretty awful but I blame that MOSTLY on technical issues (For some reason I couldn't hear people telling me pudge was heading mid because ingame voice wasn't working.)
But the next 2 games I've only died once in both and did really well. I can do a lot of damage in team fights and help catch people off guard with cold snap. Really really fun hero once you get the hang of him.
Just got a game in which I missed all my hooks early as pudge, and still got a 3/0/0
Then mid game I started to get some hooks and got something like a 6/2, our tinker was 0/5, called me a noob countless times for missing hooks, same with enemy windrunner
Proceeded to hook and dismember that whore 3 times, she went 0/5 like tinker.
Then carried the game like a boss and won, feels good.
[QUOTE=Dr.Scrake;34313942]Just got a game in which I missed all my hooks early as pudge, and still got a 3/0/0
Then mid game I started to get some hooks and got something like a 6/2, our tinker was 0/5, called me a noob countless times for missing hooks, same with enemy windrunner
Proceeded to hook and dismember that whore 3 times, she went 0/5 like tinker.
Then carried the game like a boss and won, feels good.[/QUOTE]
There's nothing more satisfying in DotA then making someone shut the hell up.
For example: I was playing with this Venomancer, didn't put him first point in Plague Wards until about level 10. He kept bitching about wanting sentry wards up because he (like the dumbass he was) kept getting his ass handed to him by Bounty Hunter. Now, the first time he starting using his wards was when we were about 35/40 minutes into the game. He plants them randomly, but only in front of the enemy's top tower in their base, out of range.
He finished the game about 3 levels below our second lowest and was 5/9/16.
oh god help what do I do with this shitty ground
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[QUOTE=Dr.Scrake;34314739]oh god help what do I do with this shitty ground[/QUOTE]
I liked it with the pentagram better
it had wrong perspective n shit so I scrapped it, and also forgot that it's fire and it has lighting on doomburger
so ugh
Put some skeletons/ashes around him.
"Throughout the aeons I have been known by many names…but my true name of power…is Carl."
[QUOTE=bigbundie;34315672]"Throughout the aeons I have been known by many names…but my true name of power…is Carl."[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTKdHbiLim0&feature=related[/media]
"There are some who call me.... Carl"
big play potm intentionally throws the greatest arrow in south korean history.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBv1AcZZuY8[/media]
that's like the most mediocre 'big plays' arrow that i think i've ever seen.
[QUOTE=Kirrimir;34316757]that's like the most mediocre 'big plays' arrow that i think i've ever seen.[/QUOTE]
don't be jealous since you don't have any big plays
