Warhammer 40k: Megathread V1 - FOR THE EMPEROR - Games

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;32091035]DoW II contradicts everything Space Marine advertisement has taught me. Space Marines do in fact use cover. I guess it's not necessary.[/QUOTE] Yeah but in DOW2 your average tactical marine didn't even have combat knife on him.

[QUOTE=Devodiere;32089945]Fucking a mechanicum chick would be weird as hell. The metal bits, and the mechadendrites, damn. Kinda curious though.[/QUOTE] [img]http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/1/1c/Techpriest2.JPG[/img] Don't come on her tits or it's gonna short-circuit.

Pretty sure thats someones fetish. Aw yeah gurl your servo skull's eye socket feels so good hnngh.

Don't ask what the drill is for.

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;32090998]My guess is that Jurgen simply didn't live as long as Cain. I think Cain mentions he's about 200 years old in 'For the Emperor' so its probably just that Jurgen died from old age at some point.[/QUOTE] Except being both a Hero Commissars (not well known ) Aide, plus being a useful thing for Amberly to have, would have meant that he'd have probably recieved juvenat treatments on the sly, just like Cain had to have done. (Which, actually, he did recieve them) Even Accompanied him during his retirement.

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;32091035]DoW II contradicts everything Space Marine advertisement has taught me. Space Marines do in fact use cover. I guess it's not necessary.[/QUOTE] Heresy, I say. DoW2 is a an evil doing of evil ork programmers.

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;32091035]DoW II contradicts everything Space Marine advertisement has taught me. Space Marines do in fact use cover. I guess it's not necessary.[/QUOTE] While they are extremely heavily armored, cover is still extra protection and never hurts. Of course they use cover. [QUOTE=acds;32091116][img]http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/1/1c/Techpriest2.JPG[/img] Don't come on her tits or it's gonna short-circuit.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/795329/Pictures/tg/1242539858436.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32091169]Except being both a Hero Commissars (not well known ) Aide, plus being a useful thing for Amberly to have, would have meant that he'd have probably recieved juvenat treatments on the sly, just like Cain had to have done. (Which, actually, he did recieve them)[/QUOTE] Then I don't know. If Sandy Mitchell is still writing Cain stories then it might get explained in one. The universe is a dangerous place, theres a million ways he could die. Only not tyranids, he's good there.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32091169]Except being both a Hero Commissars (not well known ) Aide, plus being a useful thing for Amberly to have, would have meant that he'd have probably recieved juvenat treatments on the sly, just like Cain had to have done. (Which, actually, he did recieve them) Even Accompanied him during his retirement.[/QUOTE] Considering the fact they're in the [i]Imperial Guard[/i], I don't think the concept of Jurgen being killed in action at some point is all that far fetched.

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;32091035]DoW II contradicts everything Space Marine advertisement has taught me. Space Marines do in fact use cover. I guess it's not necessary.[/QUOTE] While power Armour does protect you, marines aren't also universally dumb, plus since Power Armour suits are practically Holy Relics, I'm sure they wouldn't mind taking advantage of cover, since it'd save their armour from getting dinged up.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32091239]While power Armour does protect you, marines aren't also universally dumb, plus since Power Armour suits are practically Holy Relics, I'm sure they wouldn't mind taking advantage of cover, since it'd save their armour from getting dinged up.[/QUOTE] Also, their power armour is far from invincible. I remember in reading in a sourcebook or a copy of White Dwarf once that a sniper not only shot and killed a marine in one shot, they aimed for (and destroyed) the geneseed, which was a hundred times worse than losing just the marine.

Plus Cain describes a load of marines boarding a space hulk and getting torn out of their armour by genestealers.

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;32091260]Also, their power armour is far from invincible. I remember in reading in a sourcebook or a copy of White Dwarf once that a sniper not only shot and killed a marine in one shot, they aimed for (and destroyed) the geneseed, which was a hundred times worse than losing just the marine.[/QUOTE] Well, sort of, since the Thorax Geneseed is the only one left in by the time you become a marine, so while the chapter did lose one geneseed, they still retained one, so a loss for them yeah, but not catastrophic. [QUOTE=acds;32091116][img]http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/1/1c/Techpriest2.JPG[/img] Don't come on her tits or it's gonna short-circuit.[/QUOTE] More like [img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/302/8/c/40k___techpriestess_tayber_by_kaffeezombie-d31qotr.jpg[/img] [editline]3rd September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=RainbowStalin;32091283]Plus Cain describes a load of marines boarding a space hulk and getting torn out of their armour by genestealers.[/QUOTE] Terminators, but yeah Genestealers are scary dangerous.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32091289]Well, sort of, since the Thorax Geneseed is the only one left in by the time you become a marine, so while the chapter did lose one geneseed, they still retained one, so a loss for them yeah, but not catastrophic. More like [img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/302/8/c/40k___techpriestess_tayber_by_kaffeezombie-d31qotr.jpg[/img] [editline]3rd September 2011[/editline] Terminators, but yeah Genestealers are scary dangerous.[/QUOTE] Unless your Jurgen.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32091289]Well, sort of, since the Thorax Geneseed is the only one left in by the time you become a marine, so while the chapter did lose one geneseed, they still retained one, so a loss for them yeah, but not catastrophic. More like [img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/302/8/c/40k___techpriestess_tayber_by_kaffeezombie-d31qotr.jpg[/img] [editline]3rd September 2011[/editline] Terminators, but yeah Genestealers are scary dangerous.[/QUOTE] Looks like someone hit her in the face with a thunderhammer.

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;32091283]Plus Cain describes a load of marines boarding a space hulk and getting torn out of their armour by genestealers.[/QUOTE] That's kinda what Stealers do.

That's because Tyranids evolve themselves claws made of retardium that's a million times stronger than diamond and a billion trillion times sharper than monomolecular blades

does this "retardium" make them more stupid?

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;32091412]That's because Tyranids evolve themselves claws made of retardium that's a million times stronger than diamond and a billion trillion times sharper than monomolecular blades[/QUOTE] It's still not as strong as Narrativium, which the main characters make their body armour out of.

Everyone knows Orkium is the best.

Nothing can beat the morphing qualities of Gotoium or CSium

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32089876]It's heavily implied and damned near stated that he has and does, whenever they meet. Infact he bones anything female that is human, practically. Let's see: Tons of Noble Girls, Arbites Veteran, [b]mechanicum Chick[/b] (with a prehensile mechanical tail), governor heiress, as well as probably way more than you'd want to know about. Oh and one of his collegues later on in life is reputed to regularly bone a Sister of Battle (said sister of battle also drinks and gambles). What I really want to know is how Jurgen died, because it's petty much implied that he is killed by something, with the way Cain mentioned missing him when he's retired.[/QUOTE] Sounds kinky. Though, why would he do a mechanicum chick?

What about Cardboardium? It's the strongest armor made by the Imperium. (Trademarked by IG, claims may not necessarily be true.)

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;32091283]Plus Cain describes a load of marines boarding a space hulk and getting torn out of their armour by genestealers.[/QUOTE] Genestealers can actually rip a marine out of power/terminator armor?

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32091939]Sounds kinky. Though, why would he do a mechanicum chick?[/QUOTE] It's not like she was completely mechanical it was just a tail. Plus Cain must have sex with every woman he encounters.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;32091192]While they are extremely heavily armored, cover is still extra protection and never hurts. Of course they use cover. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/795329/Pictures/tg/1242539858436.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Why does she have a Deus Ex Machina book?

So, I'm reading the Horus Heresy books, and yeah, Horus is truly a loyal servant of the Emprah, I wonder what great deeds he will commit in his name!

[QUOTE=Scar;32092163]So, I'm reading the Horus Heresy books, and yeah, Horus is truly a loyal servant of the Emprah, I wonder what great deeds he will commit in his name![/QUOTE] Bringing the Emperor his breakfast in bed I bet.

[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;32092192]Bringing the Emperor his breakfast in bed I bet.[/QUOTE] Well fuck. Now I have the image of Marine servants stuck in my head!

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32092129]Why does she have a Deus Ex Machina book?[/QUOTE] Techpriest worship the Machine God, Deus Ex Machina means "The god from the machine" [QUOTE=Hoboharry;32091939]Sounds kinky. Though, why would he do a mechanicum chick?[/QUOTE] 'cause she still has the required reproductive organs?