[QUOTE=Cone;32397445]Indeed. But the size of the Weirdest Boner thread is rather huge, and it's intersting to see a forum so open about stuff like that.[/QUOTE]
Not really, at [i]most[/i] there is about 30 frequent posters in it, and this forum has thousands of active members. It's just that they post a lot of porn (and babble about useless bullshit/elbows too pointy).
[QUOTE=nightlord;32397486]Why is Nurgle the best?
To be honest. I have no idea which God would be best to serve.
They all have really bad things. E.g Nurgle would give you every disease (if you do well enough) but that would then mean you feel no pain (or anything really)
Slaanesh can also be worshiped by people like Master Swordsman or Painters etc but it then leads to more
Tzeench - Not really sure what the bad thing about this is, other then the horrific mutations
Khorne - Just as likely to be your blood as your enemies. Is the whole thing about him being Honourable still canon?[/QUOTE]
Well seeing as Tzeench is meant to have planned everything ever that lends to the theory that hes the strongest of the chaos gods or at least the one who has the most influence on the real world.
Also if you worship him you can become a sorcerer and the Dawn of War games have taught us that Chaos Sorcerers are classy as fuck.
[QUOTE=nightlord;32397486]Why is Nurgle the best?
To be honest. I have no idea which God would be best to serve.
They all have really bad things. E.g Nurgle would give you every disease (if you do well enough) but that would then mean you feel no pain (or anything really)
Slaanesh can also be worshiped by people like Master Swordsman or Painters etc but it then leads to more
Tzeench - Not really sure what the bad thing about this is, other then the horrific mutations
Khorne - Just as likely to be your blood as your enemies. Is the whole thing about him being Honourable still canon?[/QUOTE]
Because he's the most friendly of all the Chaos gods, if any of them are friendly at all, and his followers become unstoppable painless killing machines.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32397668]Because he's the most friendly of all the Chaos gods, if any of them are friendly at all, and his followers become unstoppable painless killing machines.,[/QUOTE]
True, forgot about that. He isn't really 'evil'.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32397487]We've already discussed this before, but i suppose a Facepunch chapter would be cool, but please, let's not name them 'Facepunch Marines', it just doesn't sound very good, in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
Of course I wouldn't.
It doesn't even have to relate to the word Facepunch at all, as long as it makes sense it's p okay.
I'll give it a try
[unoriginal]Face Punchers[/unoriginal]
Okay I'll seriously try now
G Marines
okay it's worse now but all I know is that their Chapter master is called "Garreth Newtsan"
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;32397004]Dropping any larger model means it will break. Normal troops may stay intact, depends on the model really. Pointy things like banners aren't very durable. Abaddon will always drop his arms even if you don't touch him.[/QUOTE]
I think I'll just stick with Plastic for now.
I just like Plagueies chants :
[i]"Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts!
Boils, bogeys, rot and pus!
Blisters, fevers, weeping sores!
From your wounds the fester pours."[/i]
They sound for some reason like all those childish poems I enjoyed when I was a kid.
Because the word Bogey is in there
[QUOTE=Tokagero;32397781]I just like Plagueies chants :
[i]"Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts!
Boils, bogeys, rot and pus!
Blisters, fevers, weeping sores!
From your wounds the fester pours."[/i]
They sound for some reason like all those childish poems I enjoyed when I was a kid.[/QUOTE]
You know some of those 'childish' poems were pretty dark, right? I mean, 'London Bridge is Falling Down' is based off of the Black Plague.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;32397941]You know some of those 'childish' poems were pretty dark, right? I mean, 'London Bridge is Falling Down' is based off of the Black Plague.[/QUOTE]
The only child poems I ever read (too much love poems in Egypt no-one has the time to make children poems) was from Thief 3. I thought they were being dark on purpose.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;32397557]Well seeing as Tzeench is meant to have planned everything ever that lends to the theory that hes the strongest of the chaos gods or at least the one who has the most influence on the real world.
Also if you worship him you can become a sorcerer and the Dawn of War games have taught us that Chaos Sorcerers are classy as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Actually planning things, and just claiming to have planned them when things go your way are two different things.
If there was a Facepunch chapter, I think we can all agree that the symbol for it would be Postal's ass.
Tzeentch for best Chaos god. Rubric Marines kick ASS.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;32399185]Tzeentch for best Chaos god. Rubric Marines kick ASS.[/QUOTE]
Are Rubric Marines the only reason as to why you think he's the best Chaos god?
[QUOTE=Ninja_Blue;32398839]If there was a Facepunch chapter, I think we can all agree that the symbol for it would be Postal's ass.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11517902/facemarine.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32397321]As unclean as it is to be a follower of Nurgle, i think he's still the best Chaos god.
Which brings up the subject, who's your favorite Chaos god?[/QUOTE]
Slannesh. Using sensory things as a weapon is goddamn awesome.
Hell yeah, just got dead men walking in the mail today. Off to read!
Btw, Nurgle best god 2011
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;32399283][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11517902/facemarine.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Never mind then.
[QUOTE=markg06;32395801][url]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Reasonable_Marines[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/Kativa_2006/reasonablemarine2.png[/img]
this is how I would paint/make a space marine army
[QUOTE=bigbundie;32399818][img]http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/Kativa_2006/reasonablemarine2.png[/img]
this is how I would paint/make a space marine army[/QUOTE]
Camo schemes actually look really boring on marines
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32397989]Actually planning things, and just claiming to have planned them when things go your way are two different things.[/QUOTE]
He didn't even exist at the time that he takes credit for doing shit for.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;32388780] [url=http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/dark-heresy/pdf/previews/radicals-preview-1-web-quality.pdf]Grendel[/url][/QUOTE]
[URL="http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel"]Turns out he's real and even luckier[/URL]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;32399975]Camo schemes actually look really boring on marines[/QUOTE]
Power armor with a ghillie suit on it would look really silly.
Space Marines are supposed to be the ultimate badasses of the Imperium. Pffft, who needs camo when you have POWER ARMOR and a CHAINSWORD???
Huh, turns out there's fluff written that extends to M42.
[QUOTE=timmyvos;32400133][URL="http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel"]Turns out he's real and even luckier[/URL][/QUOTE]
That's what I was referencing
[QUOTE=Tokagero;32396802]I guess we need Orks to repurpose it as a tea cup ?
But knowing them, it'll grow a gun or two.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/WR2y1.png[/img]
Youz waz sayn?
[quote=Reasonable Marines wiki]Colonel Voss filed a formal complaint to the local Departmento in regards to what he saw as treason by Darren in bargaining with a Xeno, but was not willing to wait for a response. Accompanied by a company of his men, he challenged Darren to a duel. Darren politely accepted, and offered to make things fair by allowing Voss to choose nine men to assist him during the duel.
There were no survivors. The Reasonable Marines are suckers for such gentlemanly acts of violence.[/quote]
I didn't know such thing as duels were practised in 40k :v:
[QUOTE=27X;32400067]He didn't even exist at the time that he takes credit for doing shit for.[/QUOTE]
Technically Chaos gods are ageless.
Although, one of Tzeentch's hencmen and one of his most diabolical mazes got beaten and outstarted....by a little girl and her dog.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32401484]Technically Chaos gods are ageless.
Although, one of Tzeentch's hencmen and one of his most diabolical mazes got beaten and outstarted....by a little girl and her dog.[/QUOTE]
Am I missing a reference to something here or is this canon?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32401484]Technically Chaos gods are ageless.
Although, one of Tzeentch's hencmen and one of his most diabolical mazes got beaten and outstarted....by a little girl and her dog.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but not timeless as the C'Tan have shown.
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