• Warhammer 40k: Megathread V1 - FOR THE EMPEROR
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[QUOTE=gamerman345;32800047]This is worse: [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596951377864304562/5E493034C8FF1B26536DEFB22571099DF10090B4/[/img] [b][i] WE DIDN'T LAST WAVE ONE.[/i][/b][/QUOTE] idgi
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;32800884]idgi[/QUOTE] Having two guys that are at level 1 play Last Stand with you is quite bad. Not only do they lack access to good wargear, but they might also be inexperienced at Last Stand.
i'm like level 2-4 and the farthest i've been is wave 13 with 2 other people the same level.
I like whoring the mekboy's teleporta and spamming genestealers
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32801022]Having two guys that are at level 1 play Last Stand with you is quite bad. Not only do they lack access to good wargear, but they might also be inexperienced at Last Stand.[/QUOTE] Worst part is it was on AOK.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32801022]Having two guys that are at level 1 play Last Stand with you is quite bad. Not only do they lack access to good wargear, but they might also be inexperienced at Last Stand.[/QUOTE] Well, moreso i think that it's Khornes Anvil as well, rather than just level 1's
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;32800107]You know what, you can talk all you want about how it's fine with Necrons having feelings and having opinions on what Gods they will or will not follow and all that bullshit, but this is fucking Matt Ward. You are saying, yes, I am fine with the Necrons having feelings, and then you are leaving it to Matt Ward to decide what those feelings are. You just fucking think about that for a moment.[/QUOTE] Feelings for perversely and horrifically murdering the Battle Sisters simply so he can glance at the book cover to get a stiffy and masturbate furiously to hideous guro?
[QUOTE=gamerman345;32801306]Worst part is it was on AOK.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=RayvenQ;32801308]Well, moreso i think that it's Khornes Anvil as well, rather than just level 1's[/QUOTE] What's wrong with the Anvil of Khorne?
[QUOTE=nightlord;32800267] Wait, if they didn't have feelings before, then what was with Flayed ones?[/QUOTE] Faulty hardware, maybe? I mean, the brain's just one big computer. Insanity could technically be considered a bug or virus.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32801615]What's wrong with the Anvil of Khorne?[/QUOTE] Nothing in Particular, just a very nasty one if 2 of your team mates are low level/level 1
I bought a Tau Devilfish, a fine-detail brush and some more paint just now. Woo.
I noticed that you uploaded one of my favorite Chaos Themes, DTkach, and some youtube user called Sotasukka uploaded it too. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMTVRkep-X4[/media] Thanks bro.
is it possible for space marines to go against the emperor WITHOUT being exposed to chaos,like simply thinking "hmm,maybe the empirium isnt what it really is?" i have not heard any space marines say that
i find chaos to be fun in last stand, but it seems like marines are the best overall due to the amount of armor and melee damage?
[QUOTE=Salricci;32802488]is it possible for space marines to go against the emperor WITHOUT being exposed to chaos,like simply thinking "hmm,maybe the empirium isnt what it really is?" i have not heard any space marines say that[/QUOTE] Yep, Renegade Chapters. Soul Drinkers are (but they're mostly mutants. But they're not chaos Marines. No Sirree.) Astral Claws are as well I think. And the Alpha Legion. Cough.
[QUOTE=Salricci;32802488]is it possible for space marines to go against the emperor WITHOUT being exposed to chaos,like simply thinking "hmm,maybe the empirium isnt what it really is?" i have not heard any space marines say that[/QUOTE] There was this one chapter that turned against the imperium, not empy. Its hard to hate him when all you know about the guy is that he saved the human race countless times and that he is your god (even though you are not supposed to say that)
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;32802084]I bought a Tau Devilfish, a fine-detail brush and some more paint just now. Woo.[/QUOTE] I bought a tau battleforce + firewarriors for the makings of a 1500 tau army now that I have expanded my guard :buddy:
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;32802499]i find chaos to be fun in last stand, but it seems like marines are the best overall due to the amount of armor and melee damage?[/QUOTE] Chaos Sorcerer is amazing if used correctly. Go sword of spite sorcerer with unholy robes, daemonic scroll of retaliation, tome of doom and greater mark of tzeentch or whatever it's called. Your doppelganger minion will fuck everything up in close range nearly every time, and you will be able to fuck up everything that comes close to you.
I think the emperor is cool,its just that the empirium is a bit of assholeish group,i mean youre going to get drafted once youre ready and life sucks for guardsmen
[QUOTE=Shadowcat123;32802545]I bought a tau battleforce + firewarriors for the makings of a 1500 tau army now that I have expanded my guard :buddy:[/QUOTE] None of my friends want to play Warhammer. So I'm just building and painting them for fun to collect.
[QUOTE=Salricci;32802488]is it possible for space marines to go against the emperor WITHOUT being exposed to chaos,like simply thinking "hmm,maybe the empirium isnt what it really is?" i have not heard any space marines say that[/QUOTE] That would involve change Guess who is the god of change The thing is, the imperium is the lesser of all the evils out there, tau could be argued ofcourse, but I'd say tau is pretty much like the imperium in the "evil" scale. It doesn't help that space marines are pretty much built just to serve the emperor, from the moment they are accepted to transform into one they are told again and again that the emperor is in fact the light and that he can do no wrong and just that he is everything they should strive to be, and that he can do no wrong. And to be honest, why would you go against the emperor? He is the good guy in a universe filled with so much evil,that hitler would be the nicest man in the whole universe if he lived there. There just is no use in going against the emperor (and by proxy, the imperium) because there is no use in doing so. [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=PunchedInFac;32802542]There was this one chapter that turned against the imperium, not empy. Its hard to hate him when all you know about the guy is that he saved the human race countless times and that he is your god (even though you are not supposed to say that)[/QUOTE] It's sort of like the einsteinian god ; Not "God", but something else with such a power that if you didn't know better, it would be some sort of divine power.
So I went to a hobby shop downtown today. They took the time to explain the rules for me and even threw me into a practice game. Its fun and I now own a rulebook and Chaos Codex. I will form my army soon.
[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;32802617]So I went to a hobby shop downtown today. They took the time to explain the rules for me and even threw me into a practice game. Its fun and I now own a rulebook and Chaos Codex. I will form my army soon.[/QUOTE] Buying a codex and rulebook before getting the models? I can understand rulebook, but codex seems pretty much over the top. At least for now. =)
I already know what army I want. Going to do this SLOWLY. Get a basic 500-700 pt army and play with that for awhile. THEN expand. Thousand Sons by the way.
[QUOTE=Salricci;32802559]I think the emperor is cool,its just that the empirium is a bit of assholeish group,i mean youre going to get drafted once youre ready and life sucks for guardsmen[/QUOTE] The Emperor is very much so a dick. [QUOTE=Dick Tracy;32802656]Buying a codex and rulebook before getting the models? I can understand rulebook, but codex seems pretty much over the top. At least for now. =)[/QUOTE] Not really if you're getting into gaming, knowing what possible units you can make out of your models BEFORE you irreversibly glue them together is a good thing. [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=cyclocius;32802536]Yep, Renegade Chapters. Soul Drinkers are (but they're mostly mutants. But they're not chaos Marines. No Sirree.) Astral Claws are as well I think. And the Alpha Legion. Cough.[/QUOTE] To be fair, with the Soul Drinkers, the fucking Mechanicum started that by deciding to give them the finger and steala relic right from in front of them, of course they're going to be pissed, then it just escalated.
[QUOTE=Dick Tracy;32802582]That would involve change Guess who is the god of change The thing is, the imperium is the lesser of all the evils out there, tau could be argued ofcourse, but I'd say tau is pretty much like the imperium in the "evil" scale. It doesn't help that space marines are pretty much built just to serve the emperor, from the moment they are accepted to transform into one they are told again and again that the emperor is in fact the light and that he can do no wrong and just that he is everything they should strive to be, and that he can do no wrong. And to be honest, why would you go against the emperor? He is the good guy in a universe filled with so much evil,that hitler would be the nicest man in the whole universe if he lived there. There just is no use in going against the emperor (and by proxy, the imperium) because there is no use in doing so. [editline]16th October 2011[/editline] It's sort of like the einsteinian god ; Not "God", but something else with such a power that if you didn't know better, it would be some sort of divine power.[/QUOTE] its not necessarily the Emperor himself,i think hes cool,but its just the empirium,as a guardsman you will probably die,you are treated unimportant and expendable,plus you shall auto-draft the second your old enough
He isn't cool at all, he a genocidal, tyrannical, xenophobic, "my way or you die" despot, he's far, far far from nice, or cool, or pleasant. I mean fuck, when Magnus tried to warn the Emperor about shit going down (admittedly he did accidentally fuck up the emperors project) did he haul him in and tell him off? No, he send the fucking wolves to Annihilate Magnus and the Thousand Sons (sure, you could argue that he only told russ to bring magnus back, but he knew them well enough to know that the only result would be murder.) He also let Lorgar build up a cult of worship around the Emperor, for centuries mind, then all of a sudden, no warning or nothing, turns round and orders the Ultramarines to kill every fucking person on the planet. Also, it's Imperium.
Imperium*
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;32802792]He isn't cool at all, he a genocidal, tyrannical, xenophobic, "my way or you die" despot, he's far, far far from nice, or cool, or pleasant. I mean fuck, when Magnus tried to warn the Emperor about shit going down (admittedly he did accidentally fuck up the emperors project) did he haul him in and tell him off? No, he send the fucking wolves to Annihilate Magnus and the Thousand Sons (sure, you could argue that he only told russ to bring magnus back, but he knew them well enough to know that the only result would be murder.) He also let Lorgar build up a cult of worship around the Emperor, for centuries mind, then all of a sudden, no warning or nothing, turns round and orders the Ultramarines to kill every fucking person on the planet. Also, it's Imperium.[/QUOTE] Well...Magnus kinda damaged a portal to the warp. And the Emperor didn't know what was going on so he sent the Space wolves after him.
[QUOTE=Kevinsevenalt;32802854]Well...Magnus kinda damaged a portal to the warp. And the Emperor didn't know what was going on so he sent the Space wolves after him.[/QUOTE] Thats like sending a trained atack dog to go get the mail when you hear the postman walking up th patch, you know it's going to end bad. They had Astropaths, it's not like he couldn't have sent off the equivilant of an email telling Magnus "Dude, wtf are you doing." Pondering doing a FML something along the lines of "Topday, I tried to warn my father about something bad and accidentally broke a project of his, next thing I know, he sends round one of my brothers to beat me up, he did, FML" Submitted it :D
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