• Warhammer 40k: Megathread V1 - FOR THE EMPEROR
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Thats what you get for being a Delinquent father.
Do you know what it's like having to deal with a thousand immortal psyker-children most of whose mother's names I don't remember? [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] I'd rather be virus bombed
Er, you mean 20 right, none of which involved having sex with a female.
Oh I was talking about the sensei wtf it's not my fault they got kidnapped by Chaos and then Lorgar was a bad egg
Sensei were Tzeentch conspiracy cult, says so right here. Bad parenting, you didn't even have the decency to hire a babysitter. (also FYI the whole heresy was kicked off by Erebus iirc)
idk I've only read the first 4 HH novels and they pretty much just say that all the Word Bearers are shit. Lorgar was definitely Chaosey before any of the other primarchs and I know Erebus is the one who turned Horus but I don't think they said if it came from him or not [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] Pretty much if you're reading out of someone's book and it summons a daemon he's a bad egg
Yep it was pretty much all Erebus. Also didn't help Lorgar that the emeperor left him to do his thing and left people worshipping the Emperor and then one day sends in the UltraSmurfs to kill every living person on the planet.
IG needs a chaos-corrupted, yet still on the "good guys" side battalion. [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] Legion of the Damned can get skullfucked.
[QUOTE=gufu;31522092]IG needs a chaos-corrupted, yet still on the "good guys" side battalion.[/QUOTE] They'll probably all be executed
[QUOTE=Jund;31522392]They'll probably all be executed[/QUOTE] What if the commissars are dead/on their si- [B]BLAM[/B] For fun, I was playing around with an idea of Fire Guard - IG legion that got corrupted, completely crazu about dakka, yet still keeps fighting alongside Imperial IG (Doubly Imperial).
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31518162]Stairs, your point has been nullified.[/QUOTE] well [IMG]http://www.upload.ee/image/1551705/1288795200300.jpg[/IMG] that's one hefty double-edged sword you got there. [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=bigbundie;31519251]obviously the necrons are the good guys, I mean, they are the anti-tyranid weapon[/QUOTE] I put my vote on tau for being the good guys. I mean they are nice Tau or chaos.
Tau are the least-evil.
[QUOTE=gufu;31522620]What if the commissars are dead/on their si- [B]BLAM[/B] For fun, I was playing around with an idea of Fire Guard - IG legion that got corrupted, completely crazu about dakka, yet still keeps fighting alongside Imperial IG (Doubly Imperial).[/QUOTE] And then they all get executed/blown up/generally killed by the Ordo Hereticus Only reason the Legion exists is because they're hard to track down
[QUOTE=Jund;31523160]And then they all get executed/blown up/generally killed by the Ordo Hereticus Only reason the Legion exists is because they're hard to track down[/QUOTE] Implying that that Ordo Hereticus would be around. The equal concept of warp-jumping can work for the as well.
It's kind of hard to hide a whole regiment of IG There are only less than 200 in the Legion and they're all dying out What are 200 Guardsmen tainted by Chaos going to do? Have a space rave?
[QUOTE=nightlord;31523047]Tau are the least-evil.[/QUOTE] No they're just as evil as anyone, they just happen to hide it under a non evil sounding philosophy.
And remember that the Legion is a Space Marine group, meaning 1) They're less likely to be tracked down and killed off, even if they're both working for the Imperium 2) Their strength doesn't lie in numbers 3) They only reason they didn't all immediately die in the warp-storm was because Space Marines are #1 in spess [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] They weren't even affected mentally by what plagues them, so it was more like they have an out of control disease There's no way a regular human can survive what slowly kills a Space Marine
[QUOTE=Jund;31523220] What are 200 Guardsmen tainted by Chaos going to do? Have a space rave?[/QUOTE] There is nothing wrong with space raves, unless they are Slahneesh space raves.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31518162]Stairs, your point has been nullified.[/QUOTE] Space Marines can't walk stairs either
[QUOTE=gufu;31522092]IG needs a chaos-corrupted, yet still on the "good guys" side battalion. [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] Legion of the Damned can get skullfucked.[/QUOTE] Closest thing to that I can think of is the Death Korps of Krieg.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;31523916]Space Marines can't walk stairs either[/QUOTE] They just destroy the whole building
[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;31524014]They just destroy the whole building[/QUOTE] What if their spiritual liege is in one of the upper floors being nibbed on by squigs
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;31524167]What if their spiritual liege is in one of the upper floors being nibbed on by squigs[/QUOTE] He will survive with the sheer plot-armour he carries [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] In addition to Terminator Armour
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;31519283]I'm trying real hard not declare anyone Extremis Diabolus[/QUOTE] Extremis Diabolus? Now what would that be?
Extremis Diabolus is the most serious accusation that an Inquisitor can possibly give. It is used most often by Inquisitors of the Ordo Malleus for consorting with being under the influence of Daemons. Witchcraft, practicing forbidden arts and heresy against the Emperor are all grounds for pronouncement of Extremis Diabolus. The punishment is death.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;31524167]What if their spiritual liege is in one of the upper floors being nibbed on by squigs[/QUOTE] What's a spiritual liege? Also, found this on desura.com. :v: [img]http://media.desura.com/cache/images/groups/1/3/2055/thumb_940x3000/630px-Wardass.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;31519283]I'm trying real hard not declare anyone Extremis Diabolus[/QUOTE] Only the Inquisition can declare anyone Extremis Diabolus, not a sitting stuffed corpse. Oh, sorry to mention this, but we could have totally fixed your chair and brought you back to life but we don't wanna, sorry old chap. [QUOTE=Zezibesh;31523916]Space Marines can't walk stairs either[/QUOTE] Jump packs, or plain gouging out handholes in the exterior walls to climb if they felt like it. [QUOTE=Zezibesh;31524167]What if their spiritual liege is in one of the upper floors being nibbed on by squigs[/QUOTE] He'd probably find riding down on a collapsing building fun.
ummm space marines can walk up stairs they just scale up them like 8 at a time
[QUOTE=bigbundie;31528941]ummm space marines can walk up stairs they just scale up them like 8 at a time[/QUOTE] No, they collapse under them.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;31526422]Only the Inquisition can declare anyone Extremis Diabolus, not a sitting stuffed corpse. Oh, sorry to mention this, but we could have totally fixed your chair and brought you back to life but we don't wanna, sorry old chap.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure since I made them I can do what I want [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] [i]Heretic[/i]
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