Half Life 2 Episode 3 Discussion

[Bokito]

We'll probably get a TF2 promo's for pre-ordering, like a headcrab hat or a crowbar melee weapon.

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=Butthurter;32164378]i pity the fools who dont have my early copy of ep3[/QUOTE]

EP2 with a different cover?

[brandonsh]

[QUOTE=Bokito;32164716]We'll probably get a TF2 promo's for pre-ordering, like a headcrab hat or a crowbar melee weapon.[/QUOTE]

Goatee and Crowbar for...

...[sp]Soldier[/sp]

[npx190]

Wait, I thought they were going to have the green Antlion head gib as a hat, Combine masks and Gordon's glasses.

Going back though, that comic did make a point about climbing over stuff. I don't know why Gordon can not do that sideways jump the ledge hand/foot animation for certain places. It would be uber if Gordon could grab a railing, go sideways and kick the shit out of a bunch of enemies in one strike.

[t h e]

Don't know what you guys are on about

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[SilverHedgehog]

[QUOTE=Mr.T;32164349]I was at Gamestop the other day and I asked when Ep3 was going to be released. They said they were told that it is coming soon but there is no fixed release date. I am so hyped now.[/QUOTE]Preorder now to receive an exclusive crowbar

[razorbeamz]

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Lamarr is a girl :V

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=razorbeamz;32192230]Lamarr is a girl :V[/QUOTE]

How can you tell? They ain't got nothing.

[materialsafety]

[QUOTE=Marlamin;32078558]It's like the observer character in Fringe but we didn't have to wait 5 years for that.[/QUOTE]

You're right. We've been waiting since 1998.

[Alvaldi]

Because Kleiner refers it as a her.

(it was Kleiner right)

[HatredViral]

[QUOTE=Alvaldi;32192305]Because Kleiner refers it as a her.

(it was Kleiner right)[/QUOTE]

It's named after [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr]Hedy Lamarr[/url]

[Neo Kabuto]

[QUOTE=Ardosos;32192265]How can you tell? They ain't got nothing.[/QUOTE]I don't think we've even been given any evidence that they reproduce sexually, unless the Gonarch had a mate somewhere that I didn't see.

[DaBigManZM]

Apparently all headcrabs are female and go through "mutations" to achieve adulthood. Asexually pretty much, and in this case the final stage of adulthood appears to be the Gonarch/Big Momma stage.

[Mr._N]

[QUOTE=Ardosos;32192265]How can you tell? They ain't got nothing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah they do. The gaping vagina on the bottom, duh.

[Someoneuduno]

[QUOTE=Bokito;32164716]We'll probably get a TF2 promo's for pre-ordering, like a headcrab hat or a crowbar melee weapon.[/QUOTE]
I really hope it's not just reskins and a hat. New weapons and optionally a hat would be perfect. If it was like the Deus Ex promo I'd be happy.

[npx190]

[QUOTE=DaBigManZM]Apparently all headcrabs are female and go through "mutations" to achieve adulthood. Asexually pretty much, and in this case the final stage of adulthood appears to be the Gonarch/Big Momma stage.[/QUOTE]

IDK the final stage of the Headcrab I think of a dude with a giant testicle, if not for the loud feminine screaming shit noises it makes.
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If it resembled more of a boob, maybe I would of thought otherwise. Why didn't they do a boob job on this Gonarch? Maybe the next HL could have the player fight a boob instead of a testicle?

[Doctor Smiles]

[QUOTE=npx190;32298498]Maybe the next HL could have the player fight a boob instead of a testicle?[/QUOTE]

What do you think this is? A Duke Nukem game? :v:

[ewitwins]

This game is never going to be announced. I've given up, I'm in college, I'll be a grad student by the time it comes out.

(That's 3 years btw)

[knimren]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;32298716]This game is never going to be announced.[/QUOTE]
This sentence is stupid.

[DaFreshLemon]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;32298716]This game is never going to be announced. I've given up, I'm in college, I'll be a grad student by the time it comes out.

(That's 3 years btw)[/QUOTE]

IF you graduate

[BlackRainbow]

[QUOTE=DaBigManZM;32208197]Apparently all headcrabs are female and go through "mutations" to achieve adulthood. Asexually pretty much, and in this case the final stage of adulthood appears to be the Gonarch/Big Momma stage.[/QUOTE]

Would be cool to see some of the stages of the headcrabs life cycle further on from the current headcrabs, but before the Gonarch.

[StarmanSuper]

Oh did you hear the news? Chell has technology to talk to us from the future she said hi!
oh and she said half life 2 episode 3 has just been announced :/
lucky bitch. oh well, they'll probably cancel it anyways

[ewitwins]

[QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;32303564]IF you graduate[/QUOTE]

I'll make a deal. If I graduate, I will graduate top of my class, sneak my way into Valve through my awesome credentials, and leak Half Life 3 content to Facepunch ONLY if FPers promise not to let ANYONE non-Facepunch see it

[cpt.armadillo]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;32309928]I'll make a deal. If I graduate, I will graduate top of my class, sneak my way into Valve through my awesome credentials, and leak Half Life 3 content to Facepunch ONLY if FPers promise not to let ANYONE non-Facepunch see it[/QUOTE]I promise not to leak content! I wanna know what's up with EP3!

[ARitz Cracker]

I'm sure other people already said this, but It's gonna be a Half Life 3 now.

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

So Ep3 doesnt exists. thats why theres no word on it.

[TheLolrus]

[QUOTE=LegoGuy;32348430]I'm sure other people already said this, but It's gonna be a Half Life 3 now.

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

So Ep3 doesnt exists. thats why theres no word on it.[/QUOTE]
It's probably still going to be Episode 3. There's no reason they'd need to change the name.

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

I wish someone would make their own HL3 and try to make it to what HL3 will probably look like.

[ARitz Cracker]

[QUOTE=TheLolrus;32348630]It's probably still going to be Episode 3. There's no reason they'd need to change the name.[/QUOTE]

The reason why they renamed the project yes renamED as in like, 3 years ago.
for the following reasons.
1. Valve decided to quit doin' episodes right after episode 2 was released.
2. The game is now too long to be just an episode
[url=http://pc.ign.com/articles/118/1182273p1.html]Source Read it yourself[/url]

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

When half life 3 is released. Remember LegoGuy was the first to say it's true name

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[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

Oh wow, Someone rates ME late and you guys NEVER heard of renaming to half life 3
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[Meatpuppet]

[QUOTE=LegoGuy;32348759]The reason why they renamed the project yes renamED as in like, 3 years ago.
for the following reasons.
1. Valve decided to quit doin' episodes right after episode 2 was released.
2. The game is now too long to be just an episode
[url=http://pc.ign.com/articles/118/1182273p1.html]Source Read it yourself[/url]

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

When half life 3 is released. Remember LegoGuy was the first to say it's true name

[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/en.futurama/images/1/1b/Bender'srobot.jpg[/IMG]

[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]

Oh wow, Someone rates ME late and you guys NEVER heard of renaming to half life 3
[IMG]http://memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1148_1253230725640.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]are you 12

[ARitz Cracker]

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;32349089]are you 12[/QUOTE]

NO I AM NOT 12 SHUDDAP! I AM GOING TO CALL GARRY AND TELL HIM YOUR BEING MEAN!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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