[QUOTE=Cidem;15998024]Hes so badass that at one part one of his clones somersaults through a bulletproof window into a crowd of zombies
Edit: Theres a shotgun in the room he jumped out of but he didnt need it cuz hes that badass[/QUOTE]
lol that sounds sweet
there will be MONSTER PUPPIES :biggrin:
[QUOTE=MarioMan10CP;15997765]Lol i started the thread.[/QUOTE]
Irrelevant. It doesn't matter if you started the thread, you made a comment that we highly disagree with.
cool
[QUOTE=Mooov31;16004704]cool[/QUOTE]
Umm... what?
[QUOTE=Mooov31;16004704]cool[/QUOTE]
Hahaha
[QUOTE=Mooov31;16004704]cool[/QUOTE]
The fuck? This guy was banned last year, how did this post get here?
He's got like 100 alts and most/all are perma'd.
And it looks like if anyone was perma'd about 6 months ago, they had it technically lifted.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16016524]The fuck? This guy was banned last year, how did this post get here?[/QUOTE]
Weird..
This isn't my idea, but someone else's that I saw, and liked.
What if we want to destroy the Borealis tech, but some radical rebels strongly feel it will be better to use it. So we actually have a civil war within the ship, where we have to kill some of our own comrades to fulfill Eli's wishes and destroy the technology.
So you and alyx is flying across the Antarctic or the Arctic or whatever. Then alyx is all like, we gotta find the borealis its gotta be round here somewhere. Then the helipooper gets shot down by renegade polar bears and penguins who were enslaved by the combine. The combine are using these animals to create a fucking awesome super army. Then Gman saves you from the crash but hes totally mashed so when you try to ask him what the fucks going on he just starts dancing. Then alyx finds a secret opium den wheres theres like 50 rebels just knockin back like all these drugs. Gordons like fuck this and starts smoking weed. Then you wake up the next morning and alyx is totally naked in bed with you. But then you look over to your other side and Gman is naked in bed aswell. Its totally fucked. Then your like fuck I gotta save the world. So you go to find gladis or borealis or whatever and you get there and it turns out that the ship was just a hunk of shit that didn't mean shit to anything ever. Then kleiner says, dont worry gordon I can send you back in time to stop all this shit that happened in half life 1. So you go back in time but he fucks up the timing and he sends you into the 2nd mission of half life 1. So you have to play it all over again until you get back to kleiner in episode 3 then you staunch that cunt for fucking everything up and then take a motherfucking spaceship to the moon.
I seriously think Valve should be considering these kinds of plots, cause like Half Life is just boring.
Oh yeah and you meet Shepard at some point but hes so mashed you can't tell what the fuck to do so a whole mission of 3 hours is devoted to you beating the shit out of him cause hes hidden the key to get out of the fucking room up his ass.
We go into a city and see an exact scene-for-scene copy of e3_industrial, albeit with more professionalism.
Please? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;15903327]Yes I did. But that wasn't even meant to be seen without cheats, so I don't see how that counts. What point are you people trying to make?[/QUOTE]
That model was used in multiplayer too. I don't know the point. WWGFD?
[QUOTE=combine487;16031107]So you and alyx is flying across the Antarctic or the Arctic or whatever. Then alyx is all like, we gotta find the borealis its gotta be round here somewhere. Then the helipooper gets shot down by renegade polar bears and penguins who were enslaved by the combine. The combine are using these animals to create a fucking awesome super army. Then Gman saves you from the crash but hes totally mashed so when you try to ask him what the fucks going on he just starts dancing. Then alyx finds a secret opium den wheres theres like 50 rebels just knockin back like all these drugs. Gordons like fuck this and starts smoking weed. Then you wake up the next morning and alyx is totally naked in bed with you. But then you look over to your other side and Gman is naked in bed aswell. Its totally fucked. Then your like fuck I gotta save the world. So you go to find gladis or borealis or whatever and you get there and it turns out that the ship was just a hunk of shit that didn't mean shit to anything ever. Then kleiner says, dont worry gordon I can send you back in time to stop all this shit that happened in half life 1. So you go back in time but he fucks up the timing and he sends you into the 2nd mission of half life 1. So you have to play it all over again until you get back to kleiner in episode 3 then you staunch that cunt for fucking everything up and then take a motherfucking spaceship to the moon.
I seriously think Valve should be considering these kinds of plots, cause like Half Life is just boring.
Oh yeah and you meet Shepard at some point but hes so mashed you can't tell what the fuck to do so a whole mission of 3 hours is devoted to you beating the shit out of him cause hes hidden the key to get out of the fucking room up his ass.[/QUOTE]
This is the badass version of what I had going.
Oh and shut up about people coming back from the dead like breen and fuckin eli. Valve already pulled that shit with Alyx so fuck if they do it again. Episode 3 is gunna be the shit but different people will always have a slight problem with it because of how they percieve the game. When you write like "I hope that we have more missions with blah blah bongs and alyx's titties" your wrong. Valve knows how to make these games awesome for everyone but everyone's gunna have something they thought could be better about it. Like I reckon what some people are suggesting is shit and balls but they like so whatevs.
I dont know what the fuck I'm on about anymore.
Oh yeah and that video with mossman. That was a fuckin drugs bust. Kleiner and Eli were just playing you the borealis is filled to the brim with like 50 tonnes of marijuana. Thats why Gman is sending you to fix this shit up cause hes a mafia boss who fucks with time and the combine stole his weed and he wants it fucking BACK!
Episode 3 ends in a choice, ala Half Life 1.
[QUOTE=combine487;16034300]Oh and shut up about people coming back from the dead like breen and fuckin eli. Valve already pulled that shit with Alyx so fuck if they do it again. Episode 3 is gunna be the shit but different people will always have a slight problem with it because of how they percieve the game. When you write like "I hope that we have more missions with blah blah bongs and alyx's titties" your wrong. Valve knows how to make these games awesome for everyone but everyone's gunna have something they thought could be better about it. Like I reckon what some people are suggesting is shit and balls but they like so whatevs.
I dont know what the fuck I'm on about anymore.
Oh yeah and that video with mossman. That was a fuckin drugs bust. Kleiner and Eli were just playing you the borealis is filled to the brim with like 50 tonnes of marijuana. Thats why Gman is sending you to fix this shit up cause hes a mafia boss who fucks with time and the combine stole his weed and he wants it fucking BACK![/QUOTE]
Comment disregarded because of the sense of :350:
[QUOTE=combine487;16034300]Oh and shut up about people coming back from the dead like breen and fuckin eli. Valve already pulled that shit with Alyx so fuck if they do it again. Episode 3 is gunna be the shit but different people will always have a slight problem with it because of how they percieve the game. When you write like "I hope that we have more missions with blah blah bongs and alyx's titties" your wrong. Valve knows how to make these games awesome for everyone but everyone's gunna have something they thought could be better about it. Like I reckon what some people are suggesting is shit and balls but they like so whatevs.
I dont know what the fuck I'm on about anymore.
Oh yeah and that video with mossman. That was a fuckin drugs bust. Kleiner and Eli were just playing you the borealis is filled to the brim with like 50 tonnes of marijuana. Thats why Gman is sending you to fix this shit up cause hes a mafia boss who fucks with time and the combine stole his weed and he wants it fucking BACK![/QUOTE]
Somebody sure is pissy about a video game... :P
I'd like if they improved the weapon world models: This shit here is cash.
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs36/f/2008/261/3/2/Overwatch_Pulse_Rifle_Textured_by_SgtHK.jpg[/img]
But it's not made by VALVe. They released no media or anything.
[QUOTE=IceCKryss;15493839]I want Vontigons in my Gmod.[/QUOTE]
lololololololololololololololololollololol
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[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;15912094]My avatar is so awesome.[/QUOTE]
What's it supposed to be, Gabe Newell?
[QUOTE=Da Big Man;16098458]I'd like if they improved the weapon world models: This shit here is cash.
[img]http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs36/f/2008/261/3/2/Overwatch_Pulse_Rifle_Textured_by_SgtHK.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That is fucking epic! I'm so gonna find this somewhere and port it into gmod!
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[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;16030552]This isn't my idea, but someone else's that I saw, and liked.
What if we want to destroy the Borealis tech, but some radical rebels strongly feel it will be better to use it. So we actually have a civil war within the ship, where we have to kill some of our own comrades to fulfill Eli's wishes and destroy the technology.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you eli, I want a portal gun!
portal gun :D
[QUOTE=salty peanut;15593795]There has to be an AR3 somewhere[/QUOTE]
Yes, you take the 2 arguing guys with you and you find an ar3 there and the guy go's "What? they do exist, Heh you must be right", "Told you!"
Shit would be funny.
i want there to be money that you find in places so you can upgrade your guns :D
3 things:
1. Moar Weapons
2. Father Grigori
3. Fighting a robot Breen
[QUOTE=hoot uk;16144746]i want there to be money that you find in places so you can upgrade your guns :D[/QUOTE]
This ain't Bioshock.
This is where i come in and say
"hey guys, remember this picture?"
[img]http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/998/halflife3gq7nc3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Dying potato;16161416]This is where i come in and say
"hey guys, remember this picture?"
[img]http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/998/halflife3gq7nc3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Thats half life 3 not half life 2 ep 3.
I never payed attention to the Background, just the Health display and the most badass crowbar I've seen.
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