Half Life 2 Episode 3 Discussion - Games

[QUOTE=Folgergeist;33832953]What's the big black dick in the foreground?[/QUOTE] Fuck, I forgot the name of them because I've only slept once all week. They're those big metal things off the shore of a harbour that float, to guide ships or some shit I don't know.

Now the SPUF users are saying Valve could be trolling and making it a fake address :rolleye: [editline]21st December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TCB;33833123]Fuck, I forgot the name of them because I've only slept once all week. They're those big metal things off the shore of a harbour that float, to guide ships or some shit I don't know.[/QUOTE] buoy?

[QUOTE=VaSTinY;33833134]Now the SPUF users are saying Valve could be trolling and making it a fake address :rolleye:[/QUOTE] How do we know if they're not Valve trolling us by saying that they're trolling us by making fake troll sites?!? :tinfoil:

Honestly to me, the black-aperture site seems more legit that the plateau. Also, Status: Mark 7 kind of keeps up with the Status: Gordon thing. When was Status: Gordon discovered? Because downloading that picture reveals it was made on the 19th.

[QUOTE=VaSTinY;33833134] buoy?[/QUOTE] Oh my god, thank you. I knew it was a B, I tried beyet and boyot and all sorts of variations.

I'm willing to bet even if valve are going to drop hints, we'll be seeing them in half life games. Hell they could pull of something similar to the radio update but with Hl2, Ep1, Ep2 and Lost coast. It would need to be large scale and exciting, the half life franchise has a lot more fans than you may think at first, just most haven't heard any news in forever so they lost track, but as soon as a massive arg and hype starts to build up, i'm sure everyone's attention will be grabbed. either that or Doug goes on the steam forums and goes HL3 AT E3 and then ~end~

[QUOTE=Deremix;33833320]Honestly to me, the black-aperture site seems more legit that the plateau. Also, Status: Mark 7 kind of keeps up with the Status: Gordon thing. When was Status: Gordon discovered? Because downloading that picture reveals it was made on the 19th.[/QUOTE] I think it was discovered in the holiday TF2 update.

[QUOTE=Dierag;33833500]either that or Doug goes on the steam forums and goes HL3 AT E3 and then ~end~[/QUOTE] And the forums promptly melt, throwing the world into Global Warming Crisis and causing the glaciers to melt all the way, ensuing in a massive tidal wave that runs into the Puget Sound and smashes over Seattle & Bellevue decimating the Valve HQ and leading to the sad announcement that: "Half-Life 3 is delayed until further notice."

[QUOTE=WhatTheEf;33826477][url="https://twitter.com/#!/Steamcast/status/149415750623432704"]sauce[/url] also: [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2234293&page=91[/url] Saurabh (one of the Steamcast members) was involved in the Portal 2 ARG. He also visited Valve then (was one of the kidnapped persons). I don't think he'd say this if he wasn't onto something. ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Se9cVOlft4[/media][/QUOTE] Erm, can someone explain this post to me? I don't seem to understand...

I just want to know why black.half-life3.com has anything on it. It seems odd that they'd have anything on a domain they don't seem to use.

[QUOTE=leveraged;33833566]And the forums promptly melt, throwing the world into Global Warming Crisis and causing the glaciers to melt all the way, ensuing in a massive tidal wave that runs into the Puget Sound and smashes over Seattle & Bellevue decimating the Valve HQ and leading to the sad announcement that: "Half-Life 3 is delayed until further notice."[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;PoGcfTgGBYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoGcfTgGBYQ[/video]

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;33833605]I just want to know why black.half-life3.com has anything on it. It seems odd that they'd have anything on a domain they don't seem to use.[/QUOTE] Well someone else said that they own the domain name, so no one else can own it.

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;33833605]I just want to know why black.half-life3.com has anything on it. It seems odd that they'd have anything on a domain they don't seem to use.[/QUOTE] They're just trolling us.

[QUOTE=timman;33833660]Well someone else said that they own the domain name, so no one else can own it.[/QUOTE] That's true for the main half-life3.com domain, but the black subdomain wouldn't matter, since only they can make subdomains of the domains they own.

hold your cheeseburgers goddamn just wait for a confirmation holy shit fuck edit: holy cow there's 74 motherfucking people in this thread pls leave

[QUOTE=mouthBU;33833982]hold your cheeseburgers goddamn just wait for a confirmation holy shit fuck[/QUOTE] /more curse words

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;33833605]I just want to know why black.half-life3.com has anything on it. It seems odd that they'd have anything on a domain they don't seem to use.[/QUOTE] It was just a test to see if they have control over it.

[QUOTE=Deremix;33834045]/more curse words[/QUOTE] due to my lack of education, originality and addiction to video games my vocabulary resorts to using curse words every 3 words edit: piss shit

[QUOTE=mouthBU;33834102]due to my lack of education, originality and addiction to video games my vocabulary resorts to using curse words every 3 words edit: piss shit[/QUOTE] Wait, no, this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4[/media] EDIT: I myself wasn't even serious. b:

[QUOTE=Deremix;33834129]Wait, no, this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4[/media][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yytbDZrw1jc[/media] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=mouthBU;33834221][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yytbDZrw1jc[/media][/QUOTE] RETALIATION: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YWYAtcyEA[/media] Oh wow, this is starting to go off topic. [editline]21st December 2011[/editline] Any updates guys? Or are we just waiting at this point? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Deremix;33834255] Any updates guys? Or are we just waiting at this point?[/QUOTE] Still waiting for that guy to show up. But I seriously think he's been tortured by bone-breaking, and he's just not able to type anything.

I don't kno if I'm late or not, but this is pretty cool [video=youtube;Mjz7AzWXbfc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjz7AzWXbfc[/video] Kinda how I think the actual trailer would be in my eyes.

[QUOTE=letoasterfou;33834405]Still waiting for that guy to show up. But I seriously think he's been tortured by bone-breaking, and he's just not able to type anything.[/QUOTE] Gabe gathered a posse of Erik Wolpaw, Marc Laidlaw and Doug Lombardi and beat him down. He now resides in the basement of Valve's offices.

[QUOTE=Deremix;33834462]Gabe gathered a posse of Erik Wolpaw, Marc Laidlaw and Doug Lombardi and beat him down. He now resides in the basement of Valve's offices.[/QUOTE] My vision implied more ninjas.

[QUOTE=letoasterfou;33834562]My vision implied more ninjas.[/QUOTE] Erik is secretly a ninja.

[QUOTE=Deremix;33834628]Erik is secretly a ninja.[/QUOTE] You're like a machine built to shitpost.

[QUOTE=TCB;33834670]You're like a machine built to shitpost.[/QUOTE] I'm not even remotely trying to be funny. bx But thank you.

JESUS people! I try and take a break from this thread and what do you do?? >:I

[QUOTE=Deremix;33834701]I'm not even remotely trying to be funny. bx But thank you.[/QUOTE] Nobody said you were trying to be funny. Because none of us think that you are.