Left 4 Dead Megathread - Games

Duct tape helps parkour people do their thing, hunter was parkour guy, hunter has duct tape on his clothes holy shit its rocket science

An old video i haven't seen posted here yet. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISkIDNMwEAs[/media]

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;32564811]Because the hunter has duct tap on himself in zombie form [IMG]http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/groups/1/1/941/thumb_620x2000/l4d-boss-art-hunter.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [t]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/270/a/f/yeaha_by_failedfuri-d4b3s7q.jpg[/t] Why isn't the Smoker smoking Or the Tank muscular Or the Spitter in the tank-top Or the charger looking anything like the charger (other than the overalls) [editline]1st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MrParalegal;32569695]Duct tape helps parkour people do their thing, hunter was parkour guy, hunter has duct tape on his clothes holy shit its rocket science[/QUOTE] I'm not a parkourist, so I wouldn't know.

The whole parkour/hunter thing doesn't sit right with me. Why would there be parkour dudes in the South, which doesn't really have that kind of urban landscape?

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;32585424]The whole parkour/hunter thing doesn't sit right with me. Why would there be parkour dudes in the South, which doesn't really have that kind of urban landscape?[/QUOTE] I live in Georgia. There are parkour people, especially on college campuses and in Atlanta.

[QUOTE=razorbeamz;32585505]I live in Georgia. There are parkour people, especially on college campuses and in Atlanta.[/QUOTE] What do they jump off of? Benches and trees?

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;32585528]What do they jump off of? Benches and trees?[/QUOTE] Roofs and fences, bro.

Whenever I'm playing, why does it always feel like: -I'm the only person that light the tank on versus matches. -The only person that thinks throwing a bile on tank (especially in a versus game) is a completely dumb idea. -The only person that thinks using pills when you're above 50 of health is a waste of fucking pills! -The only person that thinks healing when you're 30 yellow health and above is a waste of medkits. (especially when playing on expert) and you should be left to be castrated by hunters. -The only person that thinks when a tank spawn, the biggest danger would be a boomer, and it should be killed asap before dealing with the tank. (which means don't run around the map fighting the tank like there's no boomer around, get puked on and fuck us all. Stay fucking put. After we kill the boomer, run like the fuck you are.) -The only person that would bother killing the bots if the are below 50 health at the end of chapters. -The only person that would fucking beg to be killed at the end of the chapter, because I'm below 50 of health and it would be efficient to not waste health packs especially on expert difficulty. -The only person that has the decency to take only one health pack at each safe room. (except the ones that has 4+) -The only person that heals and share supplies. -The only person that thinks throwing a Molotov on a tank (in l4d1) on normal and below difficulties is a waste of fucking molotovs. (especially in survival mod. DON'T BURN THE FUCKING TANK!) -The only person the won't give up after 2 tried in survival mode. -The last person to stay...in the game. (If you're playing expert, you better be ready for some frustration or else, don't play.) And many more. Sometimes I wish if there was a clone of me. At least I could play l4d without having a heart attack.

Fucking hell, I need to get back into L4D2, the DLC that Valve hasn't talked about in months might be coming! :v:

You people probably never knew but, Cold Stream will feature a new melee weapon; The Broken Bottle. I found it by having cheats active and on value "2", then an error message showed up in Cut-throat Creek saying something like "b_brokenbottle"

[QUOTE=BenjaminTennison;32590272]You people probably never knew but, Cold Stream will feature a new melee weapon; The Broken Bottle. I found it by having cheats active and on value "2", then an error message showed up in Cut-throat Creek saying something like "b_brokenbottle"[/QUOTE]And do you have proof of this in the form of an in-game screenshot?

Oh boy, another melee weapon because they're too lazy to make new guns. It's really like I'm playing TF2.

[To Lordgeorge16] Jawohl, mein Herr! (Yes, my sir!) [IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/30lcndz.jpg[/IMG] EDIT: [To ChocoCoach regarding sharing supplies]I believe that people don't share to their teammates because they'd expect the person they give the item to to use the item without a second thought (like, accidentaly using that item they were given without noticing the viewmodel). I give items to other players like bots would to you, and they (often) use the item straight away without switching away. Such as giving adrenaline to a player with 60 HP or more and then they directly use it because they mistake it for a weapon

To "celebrate" Valve restoring Zoey's animations to L4D2, I've completely redone Courtesan Zoey: [thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/de_inferno0012.jpg[/thumb] It has a brand new texture and model and higher-quality first-person hands than the original release. A lot of details are also truer to the original AC:B Courtesan: [url]http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/File:Acb_mp_r_01_courtesan.png[/url] [url=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558669287176573492/7C11A78F00A0AAABEE62105AD38E9C5F3F0A1188/]Front[/url] [url=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558669287176585890/C400E9047A81A9AAF355EA681544C7EFB9533F0B/]Side view[/url] [url=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558669287176593604/7F026F0D2D5C3D0240C1F7A0AC0BE1E0309D9F17/]Back[/url] [url=http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/558669287176603173/5999D824A723FC599492ACF4B87391F14751BE88/]Comparison[/url] [highlight]DOWNLOAD:[/highlight] [url=http://www.gamebanana.com/skins/109658]Gamebanana[/url] [url=http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=11590]l4dmaps.com[/url] [highlight]gmod version[/highlight]: [url=http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=125601][img]http://www.garrysmod.org/img/?t=dll&id=125601[/img][/url]

Would it be totally game breaking if the SI had different-but-recognisable models and skins? Just to vary the game up.

[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;32602422]Would it be totally game breaking if the SI had different-but-recognisable models and skins? Just to vary the game up.[/QUOTE] No, Valve is just lazy. They wanted to introduce it(Female Boomer) but scrapped the idea for whatever reason. Id love to have different SI Models.

[QUOTE=The Combine;32603038]No, Valve is just lazy. They wanted to introduce it(Female Boomer) but scrapped the idea for whatever reason. Id love to have different SI Models.[/QUOTE] Wait, they still have female Boomer I thought?

[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;32604113]Wait, they still have female Boomer I thought?[/QUOTE]They do, but I think he means Infected that change appearance depending on which campaign you're playing.

Yeah, atleast thats how I see it. There would be no other logical reason to add a second boomer model except for variation. Doing it for the boomer ONLY looks like they scrapped the idea for whatever reason and just went with what they had. Left 4 Dead is a great game, why isnt it supported by Valve like TF2?

[QUOTE=The Combine;32604246]Yeah, atleast thats how I see it. There would be no other logical reason to add a second boomer model except for variation. Doing it for the boomer ONLY looks like they scrapped the idea for whatever reason and just went with what they had. Left 4 Dead is a great game, why isnt it supported by Valve like TF2?[/QUOTE]Because people love hats more than they love shooting and smashing and slashing zombies that will realistically create gashes and wounds upon impact.

[QUOTE=The Combine;32604246]Yeah, atleast thats how I see it. There would be no other logical reason to add a second boomer model except for variation. Doing it for the boomer ONLY looks like they scrapped the idea for whatever reason and just went with what they had. Left 4 Dead is a great game, why isnt it supported by Valve like TF2?[/QUOTE]Because L4D just has a formula that gets boring fast. Even though they created it so that the Director spawns zombies in different places and maps change, once you've beaten a campaign it's boring to play it again, that means that Valve would need to make dozens of new campaigns for it to even start to match TF2 in replay value

People always say Gabe ate our games. Robin is the real monster. He eats all the other team's DLC and shits out hats. [img]http://crits.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/robin.jpg[/img] "[i]hmmm...shit....hat? Shithat! genius! We'll ship it as a new promo hat for Football Manager 2012[/i]"

So I was playing a my first game of L4D2 since The Sacrifice came out on No Mercy, so I walk into a room, Shoot a boomer, I walk into the stairwell I see a Charger, I'm like "Ok, next thing you know where is going to be a witch" I start to hear crying in the next room.

[QUOTE=The Combine;32603038]No, Valve is just lazy. They wanted to introduce it(Female Boomer) but scrapped the idea for whatever reason. Id love to have different SI Models.[/QUOTE] I really wish Valve would put in the effort to do this. Seeing a farmer in overalls or someone looking like the Jockey in the city is just unfitting. Really, why can't they port the old Common Infected skins from L4D1, and edit the Special Infected slightly? It's really not that hard at all. [editline]3rd October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=The Combine;32603038]No, Valve is just lazy. They wanted to introduce it(Female Boomer) but scrapped the idea for whatever reason. Id love to have different SI Models.[/QUOTE] I really wish Valve would put in the effort to do this. Seeing a farmer in overalls or someone looking like the Jockey in the city is just unfitting. Really, why can't they port the old Common Infected skins from L4D1, and edit the Special Infected slightly? It's really not that hard at all.

[QUOTE=Tuskin;32613671]So I was playing a my first game of L4D2 since The Sacrifice came out on No Mercy, so I walk into a room, Shoot a boomer, I walk into the stairwell I see a Charger, I'm like "Ok, next thing you know where is going to be a witch" I start to hear crying in the next room.[/QUOTE] I swear, once The Passing came out, the Director got more pissy than usual, and it's just been getting more and more douchey over time.

[QUOTE=RikohZX;32615631]I swear, once The Passing came out, the Director got more pissy than usual, and it's just been getting more and more douchey over time.[/QUOTE] The Director's just stressed man, how would you feel if you had to direct more than 100+ games 24/7.

[QUOTE=RikohZX;32615631]I swear, once The Passing came out, the Director got more pissy than usual, and it's just been getting more and more douchey over time.[/QUOTE] Like I said, while I was playing L4D2 on Dark Carnival(after Cold Stream beta is out, maybe before Death Toll), I had to fight a tank at the end of the Barns level. The part where you fight a huge amount of zombies. The Director will spawn shitloads of zombies and at least 2-4 SIs when its bored, which is ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Well I don't know how many of you knew, but guess what I just found... NSFW: [url]http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=12314[/url]

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32618471]Well I don't know how many of you knew, but guess what I just found... NSFW: [url]http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=12314[/url][/QUOTE] oh my. I find it amusing that Valve designed their female characters so that they weren't overly sexually appealing, yet the community still wants to interfere. L4D3 should feature a pre-infection female boomer character. Although knowing L4Dmaps, they'd still want to *ahem* that as well.

[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32618471]Well I don't know how many of you knew, but guess what I just found... NSFW: [url]http://www.l4dmaps.com/details.php?file=12314[/url][/QUOTE]Nahka's Nude Rochelle model has been out for months. Actually, it might almost be a full year since he released it.