Combine or humans?

[smurfy]

Why would you want to be a Combine Soldier? You just become a mindless slave of the Universal Union.

[Divaya]

Civil Protection

Because they're guys in suits

[salty peanut]

Stalker would be fun

[b][i][highlight]OH MY GOD FUCKING LASER EYES GAAAAHHHH FUUUUFUFFUUUCKK AAAAAAHHH[/b][/i][/highlight]

[the sandvich]

valve developer

[Pleather]

[QUOTE=LoserMan255;16037800]Conscripts were cut. Do you want to be cut ?[/QUOTE]

lol emo

[LoserMan255]

[QUOTE=Pleather;16038644]lol emo[/QUOTE]

:emo:

[Bl4ck1ce]

Breen.

[i]I'm so fucking badass.[/i]

If we all lived in the Combine world, just as Gordon Freeman arrived (but doesn't really exist :3), then I would make all of your lives happy.

I'll turn the Supression Field off every now and then.
Free meals for all?

[marden]

Gunship. Hell, I could fly.

[Tyler72493]

A human that is sort of a rebel, but mostly hides somewhere with a few friends as the others get the fuck blown out of them.

[Wootnam]

Gnome

[mixshifter]

[QUOTE=Arvuti;16033427]Who are more experienced
COMBINE.[/QUOTE]
The combine do not hold shotguns correctly, while rebels do.

[Merv]

Metro Cop; The Overwatch Soldiers lose their Manly Man, and i'd join up with the rebels once the war starts.

[Zdragon]

I would be a Metrocop. just for the suit :q:

[DrBones]

Chicago Ted! Oh wait, wrong game....

[elitestrider]

Mortar synth

[Kyle v2]

I'll be the rebel that's smart enough to use a combine soldier's armoured vest instead of a CP's...

[LtBubbles]

id be john freeman the salvator of hummens

[AwpersAreBad]

I'd be a rebel and wear a motherfucking welder's mask.

[Roflcopterguy]

FAST ZOMBEH SO I CAN ANNOY REBELS. AND COMBINE

Or a CP PICK UP THAT CAN

[dustbusta]

CP BITCH
or supasoldia :3

[VaultBoi]

i wuold be hunams because you wear a cool hat

[Samiam]

I'd go Super Soldier and be a double agent.

[voteban]

Gman. Or Breen. :D

[FlintWest]

I would be Grigory and fuck up the storyline by killing Gordan Freechman as the whole human population gets fucked over by Combines while I live in Ravenholm.

[Slacker101]

I would be DoG.

[JumpingHungarian]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;16049129]I'd go Super Soldier and be a double agent.[/QUOTE]
You really can't be a double agent, what with the brainwashing 'n stuff.

[mrcoolwhip]

[QUOTE=That Ninja;16056712]You really can't be a double agent, what with the brainwashing 'n stuff.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, cuz, they tear out every part of your brain that has to do with wanting the humans to be free
of the combine.

[Minorkos]

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;16031287]civil protection

I could get to beat the shit out of people and get fake sex and good food, then I could abandon ship and join the rebels when the revolution starts[/QUOTE]

Thiiiiiis

[DigitalySane]

I'd be a strider because i can kill people with my penis warping cannon! IM CUMMING ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!

[Jvs]

male_07 for ever.
Oh come on,you are the coolest human in the world fighting against combines with gordon freeman,with bear hands :v: ,what's better?