My adveturer just died because he could not breathe be cause he landed on his head when he ran away from bogeyman,Oh dwarf fortress where you die from landing 1z level
Devlog
[quote]The squid/octo ink clouds and cuttlefish sepia ink clouds and a new hide effect finish off the work on sponsorship creatures, at least for this release. We'll add more critter properties in the future as it comes up. We've got crayon art to draw tomorrow, and the usual month endiness.[/quote]
[QUOTE=war_man333;34476528]they're self-supplied?[/QUOTE]
Yes they are basically animals as dwarfs can some time bring a pet turret during migrant waves. Also because they spit and don't shoot like bows and crossbows they will not fire through fortifications and do not have dwarfs near it when it fires as they might get caught in whatever it spits out(fucking lost my oldest and best axe-dwarf to a hellfire turret. It was promptly thrown into a Volcano). They are rather weak but depending on the type they can take on anything from just a couple of goblins to a couple of sieges/ambushes if you uses them right.
just hit a giant cavern with adamantine jutting out of the walls
TIME TO SAVE
will post results later
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all i can say is that i am glad i saved
Just got a nation called, "Kingdom of the Sun."
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/290/c/2/praise_the_sun_by_isvoc-d4d3r9x.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;34480262]Just got a nation called, "Kingdom of the Sun."[/QUOTE]
What self respecting Dwarves would respect the sun?
The sun is something for elves and humans. True dwarves puke everywhere just looking at it.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;34480341]What self respecting Dwarves would respect the sun?
The sun is something for elves and humans. True dwarves puke everywhere just looking at it.[/QUOTE]
I've, err, been playing as humans.
Its been over a year and neither humans, elves, or my dwarven homeland has come to trade. I'm quite worried, especially since I was fast approaching the requirements to become the Mountainhome Capital.
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Also: because everyone who plays DF should see this classic:
[img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9467/bronzecollossusbunnies.png[/img]
Zombies just killed 'the Air Man' (man who could manipulate the wind apparently) by ripping his head of, holy shit, I don't want to go outside.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;34480382]I've, err, been playing as humans.[/QUOTE]
FILTH
better than elves though, at least humans trade useful things
[QUOTE=war_man333;34481859]Zombies just killed 'the Air Man' (man who could manipulate the wind apparently) by ripping his head of, holy shit, I don't want to go outside.[/QUOTE]
If you are using the masterwork mod like I suspect you are I suggest disabling zombies unless you have countless weapons traps or countless suicidal dwarfs because only chopping off the head will kill it.
[QUOTE=war_man333;34481859]Zombies just killed 'the Air Man' (man who could manipulate the wind apparently) by ripping his head of, holy shit, I don't want to go outside.[/QUOTE]
By "manipulate wind" it really means "puffs out flames and sets everything on fire".
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;34480262]Just got a nation called, "Kingdom of the Sun."[/QUOTE]
my current area is called The Land of Justice. I'd be incredibly amused if I were invaded by bat men once I reach the caverns.
The world is also called "The Eternal Dawn-Domain"
"Oh, building in an aquifer shouldn't be hard..."
2 hours later
"Yeah, I'm good. let's just dig a bit deeper so I can get some coal and iron..."
15 minutes later
"OH GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING WATER"
How do I make sure my dwarf army wears certain things?
Dwarven cooking, truly a marvellous thing. Now I want some.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2fJEV.png[/img]
"You can take the sunshine..."
[QUOTE=Devodiere;34486014]Dwarven cooking, truly a marvellous thing. Now I want some.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2fJEV.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I was going to ask how, but that's a bad question to ask a dorf.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;34486014]Dwarven cooking, truly a marvellous thing. Now I want some.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2fJEV.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Dwarven cooking: Alcohol and optimism.
Why are dwarves born with a beard, moustache, and sideburns? I kept thinking i was looking at the wrong person but i realized the mother wouldn't have them.
[QUOTE=Walrus.;34486241]Why are dwarves born with a beard, moustache, and sideburns? I kept thinking i was looking at the wrong person but i realized the mother wouldn't have them.[/QUOTE]
Because they are dwarves!
[QUOTE=Walrus.;34486241]Why are dwarves born with a beard, moustache, and sideburns? I kept thinking i was looking at the wrong person but i realized the mother wouldn't have them.[/QUOTE]
Humans are covered in hair when in the womb, though it disappears (save the top of the head), so it only stands to reckon that Dwarves are even hairier and it doesn't all go away.
YES I survived the goblin assault almost without any causalities
Some guy is melancholic now, though
[img]http://i.imgur.com/z2YuX.png[/img]
Discovered it's in a mountain range that's designed in such a way that I won't get immigrants, sieges or caravans. Needless to say, I'm disappointed.
Have just seen a newborn baby carry a body to the tomb
Dwarf babies mature fast
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This guy was possesed
[img]http://i.imgur.com/14JV0.png[/img]
Yeah good luck with moving to the workshop, idiot
My axedwarf just fell asleep in my DANGER ROOM.
Kick. Ass.
It's a dwarven massage room.
Also, I imagine the hospital being a dining table while two short men with beards and Scottish accents talk to each other as one is being cut open. ("It ain't no big deal, I've seen worse [anecdote goes here]")
Like [i]men.[/i]
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My automerge! :argh:
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The same dwarf fell asleep whilst being operated on.
Either he's tired, or he got bored.
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