Dwarf Fortress v14 - Clean Socks Save Lives - Games

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;31281851]The next update makes towns very detailed[/QUOTE] Since when was there towns? Is this some kind of adventure-only update or w/e?

[QUOTE=Shotacon;31305619]Since when was there towns? Is this some kind of adventure-only update or w/e?[/QUOTE] Mostly. The main features of the next version are -Massive cities that include markets, sewers, catacombs, haunted houses, dungeons and temples and much more. -Evil necromancers that raise zombie armies that siege your dwarf fortress, a new threat other than goblins. -Countless new night creatures. Vampires, were-creatures, mummies to name a couple. -Evil embark areas will become truly nasty. Your dead dwarves can rise randomly as zombies in zombie uprisings, or as ghosts that possess your dwarves and wreak havoc, and there will be some other things that Toady is keeping secret. -Zombie infections. Some worlds might even be in a state of zombie apocalypse. Probably missed something.

[QUOTE=APinAP;31298287] [url="https://www.dropbox.com/gallery/9623428/1/DORFS?h=94dff4"]All descriptions here[/url][/QUOTE] Man I got one weird dwarf. Shaved head, bulging green eyes, no willpower, and [b]likes to work outside[/b].

[release]1st Slate, 1054 Okay then, the fishing place Monom ordered is coming up nicely, it's already got some fishbanes honing their new skills on it. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF012.png[/img] There's just one problem... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF013.png[/img] Monom is not going to be happy. We need to act qui- [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF014.png[/img] OH FUCK OH FUCK WE ARE GONNA BE POOR AYDAHDUajatgsgfdsdsww *ahem* Sorry about that. It's the name that gets me. Sons of Scartongs, go forth and explore! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF015.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF016.png[/img] Oh, Monom wants to show me something. What's that, kitt- err, master? [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF017.png[/img] Fish! Delicious, cat-soothing fish! Fantastic! We'll need to surround this lake completely. Dig out tunnels! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF018.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF019.png[/img][/release] [release]22nd Hematite, 1054 So, we created some banks for fishing. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF021.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF022.png[/img] Then we got more men for our cause. No peasant will be wasted here! This guy seemed to find it odd that 10 dwarves were outside, fishing in the brook. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF023.png[/img] I agreed completely and couldn't wait for the underground lake to be fully harnessed. But then NotoriousSpy started acting weird. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF024.png[/img] He locked himself into a workshop. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF025.png[/img] He went to go get some materials from... errr... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF047.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF048.png[/img] Okay then, apparently the gold ore is better in this arena thing or whatever the fuck this is. Then he snagged some beautiful jade gems from the jeweler. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF049.png[/img] And that was enough for him, thank Armok. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF050.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF051.png[/img] [i]It begins...[/i] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF052.png[/img][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF053.png[/img] And this guy finishes! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF054.png[/img] Ooo. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF055.png[/img] Whoa that's valuable for just some ore and gems. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF056.png[/img] It's... [i]beautiful.[/i] The name, The Colorless Grasp, clearly refers to the terrible, pale-skinned grasp of this elven spy over our mighty dwarven forces. It was a truly horrifying moment to them all, I'm sure. Anyway, back to business. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF057.png[/img] Fish! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF058.png[/img] Elves! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF062.png[/img] Selling fish to elves in wooden barrels! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF063.png[/img] The obvious results! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF059.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF060.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF065.png[/img] Becoming attached to material goods like a proper goddamn dwarf! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF064.png[/img] Senseless mandates! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF061.png[/img] I got myself a new office chair! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF066.png[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF067.png[/img] oh fcuk mole dogs everywhere help [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF068.png[/img] Much better. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF069.png[/img] More fish! [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623428/screenies/DF070.png[/img][/release] And that ends that update. [url="https://www.dropbox.com/gallery/9623428/1/M1?h=2ed002"]The migrants[/url] were named by random names from the thread. [CODE]MisterSjeiks Quillink Sector 7 Darth_GW7 Shotacon KwiggALT Falchion Fremontsmith Teh Soviet Xokiller65 DrugUnit EcksDee Kylel999 moffe Mandrith Pythus Killdozer Kyle902 Rediscover Jawalt[/CODE]

So I got an FB that shoots boiling FB extract then shoots freezing FB extract killing all of my military and setting my barrels of booze on fire.

Does booze still explode when on fire?

aw man, I`m a woman. What job do I have at least?

Wait. You're just pulling names from the players list to add to your dwarves? Okay. I was confused why I saw my name on a list up there. :v: [editline]24th July 2011[/editline] Sweet stats. I pretty much suck at everything. :v: weak, no willpower, no creativity, etc. And I snap when I greet people? What. (Plus I'm a girl-dwarf.)

[QUOTE=Mr. N;31318513]Does booze still explode when on fire?[/QUOTE] I don't think it really explodes, just boils away when at high temperatures (which it will when the wooden container it is in catches on fire). Probably results in a lot of hot steam though so it's probably not healthy for nearby dwarves.

can anyone give me a good idea for a pretty challenging fortress? and when saying challenging i mean harder than normal but not pull my hair out while setting myself on fire hard

[QUOTE=moffe;31322276]can anyone give me a good idea for a pretty challenging fortress? and when saying challenging i mean harder than normal but not pull my hair out while setting myself on fire hard[/QUOTE] Fort in the middle of the desert/glacier.

[QUOTE=moffe;31322276]can anyone give me a good idea for a pretty challenging fortress? and when saying challenging i mean harder than normal but not pull my hair out while setting myself on fire hard[/QUOTE] desert aboveground fortress [editline]25th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=acds;31322401]Fort in the middle of the desert/glacier.[/QUOTE] asdasd

Just lost my first ever fort. I played for a week and the fort survived, but people died left and right due to thirst. Now started playing again and first thing was that a giant spider ate my dwarf, my dwarves bit it to death and then goblins invaded and killed off everyone. LAst man standing was my expedition leader and there were like 8 goblins chasing him around the place. I hummed the benny hill theme [editline]25th July 2011[/editline] my new fort is doing good but I fucked up the job points.

[QUOTE=acds;31322401]Fort in the middle of the desert/glacier.[/QUOTE] am i allowed to dig into the ground for rocks and minerals?

[QUOTE=moffe;31322451]am i allowed to dig into the ground for rocks and minerals?[/QUOTE] Yes, only real guideline is to keep workshops/areas/zones on the outside, for the rest dig as deep as you want.

Above-ground wooden fort. Breed horses for trade.

i wonder how ill manage with food since water will freeze/evaporate

Heck yeah! I'm mighty, quick to heal and love platinum (of which I demand my quarters be tiled with :v: ) I'll bet I'll make a fine warrior. Too bad fine warriors seem to be magnets for freak accidents. :tinfoil: [editline]25th July 2011[/editline] On another note, do dwarves still spontaneously combust in scorching biomes?

[QUOTE=moffe;31322521]i wonder how ill manage with food since water will freeze/evaporate[/QUOTE] Dig to the caverns, they usually have lakes to use.

[QUOTE=moffe;31322521]i wonder how ill manage with food since water will freeze/evaporate[/QUOTE] I think you are allowed underground farming, then make booze out of the plants. As for water, either pools in caverns or cave in some ice, when ice caves in it becomes water.

shoudn't wells work?

So I'm about to build a new computer with an i5 2500k. More than anything, I just want to see how it'll run Dwarf Fortress!

You better overclock it then and give give one core for DF use only

[QUOTE=Antary;31320663]aw man, I`m a woman. What job do I have at least?[/QUOTE] Your job is right there at the top of your description, but there's about a 50% chance it's "Fishbane" which consists of all fish-related labours, hauling, masonry and stone detailing. [editline]25th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Xed;31321337]Wait. You're just pulling names from the players list to add to your dwarves? Okay. I was confused why I saw my name on a list up there. :v:[/QUOTE] First I was just going through the pages of the thread, adding people who weren't already on there, but then I realised I could use the "Who posted?" thing to add people in order of posts in the thread to ensure maximum worthyness (and not have to scroll over people that I'd already added)

I want a dwarf named after me! I wanna be a cop. Copdwarf. John the Copdwarf.

[QUOTE=johnlukeg;31324112]I want a dwarf named after me! I wanna be a cop. Copdwarf. John the Copdwarf.[/QUOTE] You already have a dwarf named after you, but I can make him captain of the guard if you'd like.

I'm kind of scared to re-download the game. I don't know how many new things were added. Also, as I've said before, is the military system still weird as hell now?

[QUOTE=johnlukeg;31323987]So I'm about to build a new computer with an i5 2500k. More than anything, I just want to see how it'll run Dwarf Fortress![/QUOTE] heh in process of doing the paperwork to get mine, the same processor as well. Hope my gpu is on par to run df [editline]25th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=acds;31322496]Yes, only real guideline is to keep workshops/areas/zones on the outside, for the rest dig as deep as you want.[/QUOTE] why this?

Toady as he is today. All hail the creator [thumb]http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/9189/5274.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;31324145]Hope my gpu is on par to run df[/QUOTE] If it's good enough to display this screen full of text, it's good enough to display any screen full of text (or 16x16 icons)