I like how I can open the door and yell MARIA and they just instantly get into an argument about trip cheating with a spanish woman that he never told anyone about
Meanwhile I'm sitting in the corner staring at miniature versions of torture devices (brass bull) and shake an 8 ball around
[editline]19th December 2011[/editline]
Okay actually that just causes trip to slam the door in your face, nevermind
Does anyone have a mirror of the .torrent?
what's the difference between the 200 mb and 800 mb versions?
The 800mb version has a bigger file size. /useless comment
I think you are referring to the .exe version
Oh god i love this game
[editline]21st December 2011[/editline]
It was so funny pretending to be The Joker, Just giggling maniacally and making incredibly corny puns every five seconds. I only got kicked out when i started yelling out The Killing Joke's titular Killing Joke.
[QUOTE=KlaseR;33787284]I don't find it one of the most innovative game in the past years. They almost never answer to anything you say and just ignore you.[/QUOTE] Okay, that's it. KlaseR? I think it's time to leave.
Whenever I start making progress they either get stuck in a infinite loop or freeze up entirely.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw77QiSCAbE[/media]
This is the best Let's Play of Facade I've seen so far :v:
[sp]Amnesia: The Dark Descent. That's the joke.[/sp]
I tried modding the apartment but it didn't work out
Replacing the rug texture with that of a rainbow, the painting above the couch to a picture of snoop dogg and shopping a nerd face on the wedding photo = RGB lines, RGB lines everywhere
Although considering 99% of the time I just guzzle all 3 drinks and throw the statues around it's not really impacting my gameplay
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33846263]Replacing the painting above the couch to a picture of snoop dogg[/QUOTE]
You do know that will be important for one of the endings, right?
I wish they made a sequel to this that was, you know, actually dynamic. Or had text parsing that could determine something other than swear words, yes, no, and melon.
'I like your sweater.', and cue nervous laughter because the parser had no idea what that meant.
I wish they just could add more lines.
imagine if there was a facade-like game with technology like cleverbot (and simulated voices)
Imagine a game where all the NPCs are cleverbots... oh god.
Have my short stageplay
[quote]
FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Jan 08 01 31 44 2012
GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
TRIP
What, Grace... this?
(Brian knocks on the front door.)
(Brian knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Yes, you -- (interrupted)
(Brian knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Oh, he's here!
GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
TRIP
No, he's right on time!
BRIAN
Dupadupaaaaa
GRACE
God... Trip!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Brian!!
TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
Hey there!
TRIP
Ha ha, hi!
TRIP
Wow, it's so great to see you after so long.
(BRIAN comforts trip.)
TRIP
Well come on in!
TRIP
Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace...
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
(BRIAN closes the front door.)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)
(BRIAN picks up a trinket 1.)
(BRIAN puts down a trinket 1.)
GRACE
Brian,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while!
TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time. -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
Hey
GRACE
Oh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
By the way, you look fabulous!
GRACE
So, please, make yourself at home! -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
Thank you
GRACE
Uh...
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
Grace, no, I want --
GRACE
Trip, please dear, don't be rude.
PHONE
** RING **
GRACE
It's probably just the execs at work inviting you to another one of your precious 'high class poker games'.
PHONE
** RING **
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
ANSWERING MACHINE
** click **
ANSWERING MACHINE
You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message!
(BRIAN sits on the couch.)
ANSWERING MACHINE
** beep **
ANSWERING MACHINE
Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing.
TRIP
Oh, it's your parents! I'll get it --
GRACE
Trip, Trip, please, I don't want to talk to them right now...
TRIP
I want to say hello --
GRACE
No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...
ANSWERING MACHINE
I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there.
GRACE
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
ANSWERING MACHINE
Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala.
ANSWERING MACHINE
(clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye.
TRIP
Well, Grace's parents... -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
So..
GRACE
N -- no, no, talking about my parents is just going to frustrate me.
(BRIAN gets up from the couch.)
GRACE
So, Brian, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
BRIAN
It looks fine
TRIP
See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.
GRACE
(little sigh)
BRIAN
It's a little gaudy
TRIP
Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
It's gaudy but it's acceptable
GRACE
Oh, well...
GRACE
(little sigh) So I've been collecting these sculptures...
GRACE
but now when I look at them, they give me a such a... such a headache.
TRIP
uhh...
BRIAN
Yeah they're ugly as hell
GRACE
Ah, yes, I've been waiting for someone to say that!
TRIP
What are you talking -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
Smash them
GRACE
Oh but I liked what you said about my decorating... Besides, I'm redoing it all this week, so...
TRIP
Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along...
BRIAN
Paint it Pink.
GRACE
Trip, have you noticed, we're fighting in front of our friend.
BRIAN
You're not fighting
TRIP
Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Um, wait...
GRACE
You think I'm...
GRACE
not... angry...
BRIAN
YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING
TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...
BRIAN
That's it i'm time to leave
GRACE
Ha ha, yeah...
TRIP
Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh...
(BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
(BRIAN opens the front door.)
TRIP
Brian, you're not thinking of leaving are you? -- (interrupted)
BRIAN
Fine, i'll stay.
TRIP
Just come back in, you're making us think you want to leave.
(BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
(BRIAN closes the front door.)
BRIAN
I swear to god if they find me dead
TRIP
You know what, Brian, that's it, you need to leave.
(Trip opens the front door.)
BRIAN
WHAT THE FUCK
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
BRIAN
GET OFF ME
[/quote]
[editline]8th January 2012[/editline]
Highlights:
[quote]TRIP
I think it's over.
GONZALO
No
GRACE
Trip, what --
TRIP
No!!
GONZALO
It's not over
TRIP
It's over, Grace, don't you see that?
GRACE
Wha... I just told you --
TRIP
You just told me something about us you should have said a long time ago:
GONZALO
IT'S NOT OVER!
TRIP
You've been using me as an excuse to not be an artist...
GONZALO
It's not over until it's over
TRIP
And no, Gonzalo, please...
TRIP
And about me...
TRIP
I cheated on you. I betrayed you.
GRACE
Trip, I --
TRIP
No, Grace, this about me, and it's about us, but it's -- it's not about you...
GRACE
Not about me...? Hey, no, wait!
GONZALO
Don't leave.
TRIP
And no, Gonzalo, no more!
GONZALO
STAY
TRIP
Gonzalo, I'm sorry. You really helped me though, so, thanks.
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
GRACE
Trip!
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
(GONZALO comforts trip.)
GONZALO
Stay.
GRACE
Trip!!
GONZALO
Grace needs you.
(Trip opens the front door.)
GRACE
Oh my God...
(Trip closes the front door.)
GONZALO
Fuck you.
GRACE
I should have told him that...
GRACE
I -- I could have told him that...
GONZALO
AaAAAAAaaaAAAGH
GONZALO
YOU BITCH I'LL THROTTLE YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE[/quote]
I don't think it is short when it stretches half the page.
I think AzuriteReaction's LSD Dream Emulator playthrough drove him insane
Trip looks just like this guy I met over the summer. Like, the resemblance is scary.
[QUOTE=smithy69;34110828]Trip looks just like this guy I met over the summer. Like, the resemblance is scary.[/QUOTE]
Say melon while he's in YOUR house and see if he throws you out
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