I Have a New Found Connection to Gabe Newell

[Vladnag]

>be in Valve headquarters
>"holy shit, i'm going to meet Gabe Newell"
>see his office
>start to sweat
>Gabe himself opens the door
>he smiles
>i suddenly feel my stomach rumbling
>he asks me how i'm doing
>"where i-is episode three?" i stutter
>my stomach is churning, making audible groans
>he replys "i'm sorry, what?"
>"L4D2 am i right?"
>my stomach erupts, shit squirting into my pants
>at the same time my 'Adventure Time' lunch box breaks open
>spaghetti falls out
>Gabe is in heaven, eating the spaghetti
>slowly the shit mixes with the spaghetti
>Gabe will no longer eat it
>TO MUCH SPAGHETTI
>it fills the entire Valve headquarters
>HL2 EP3 is delayed forever
>on top of that it's penis inspection day at school
>i miss it
>fucking penis inspection day

[cnnoi33]

[QUOTE=vladnag;34262343]>be in Valve headquarters
>"holy shit, i'm going to meet Gabe Newell"
>see his office
>start to sweat
>Gabe himself opens the door
>he smiles
>i suddenly feel my stomach rumbling
>he asks me how i'm doing
>"where i-is episode three?" i stutter
>my stomach is churning, making audible groans
>he replys "i'm sorry, what?"
>"L4D2 am i right?"
>my stomach erupts, shit squirting into my pants
>at the same time my 'Adventure Time' lunch box breaks open
>spaghetti falls out
>Gabe is in heaven, eating the spaghetti
>slowly the shit mixes with the spaghetti
>Gabe will no longer eat it
>TO MUCH SPAGHETTI
>it fills the entire Valve headquarters
>HL2 EP3 is delayed forever
>on top of that it's penis inspection day at school
>i miss it
>fucking penis inspection day[/QUOTE]

valve should hire you

[b l u r]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pJee5.jpg[/IMG]

[Cypher100]

Punch gabe in the face and ask him where the fuck is half-life 3.

[Ragekipz]

[QUOTE=vladnag;34262343]>be in Valve headquarters
>"holy shit, i'm going to meet Gabe Newell"
>see his office
>start to sweat
>Gabe himself opens the door
>he smiles
>i suddenly feel my stomach rumbling
>he asks me how i'm doing
>"where i-is episode three?" i stutter
>my stomach is churning, making audible groans
>he replys "i'm sorry, what?"
>"L4D2 am i right?"
>my stomach erupts, shit squirting into my pants
>at the same time my 'Adventure Time' lunch box breaks open
>spaghetti falls out
>Gabe is in heaven, eating the spaghetti
>slowly the shit mixes with the spaghetti
>Gabe will no longer eat it
>TO MUCH SPAGHETTI
>it fills the entire Valve headquarters
>HL2 EP3 is delayed forever
>on top of that it's penis inspection day at school
>i miss it
>fucking penis inspection day[/QUOTE]
>2012
>trying to greentext on facepunch

[NeoDement]

What's this spaghetti falling out thing from originally? It's hilarious

[Ragekipz]

[QUOTE=NeoDement;34274977]What's this spaghetti falling out thing from originally? It's hilarious[/QUOTE]
It's from 4chan.
It wasn't hilarious. He wasn't a bear, the spaghetti didn't fell out of his pocket and they didn't walk the dinosaur.

[Billy2600]

>Go to Valve headquarters
>Meet Gabe Newell
>Ask where HL2:E3 is
>Mr. Newell gets angry
>Get into one little fight and my mom got scared now I'm moving with my aunty and uncle in bel-air

But seriously I'm jealous. I'd love to meet Gabe, but I know I'd be star-struck and have nothing substantial to say or ask. =\

[Bokito]

Ask what his favourite meal is.

[Vladnag]

[QUOTE=Ragekipz;34275007]It's from 4chan.
It wasn't hilarious. He wasn't a bear, the spaghetti didn't fell out of his pocket and they didn't walk the dinosaur.[/QUOTE]

but he did move in with his aunty and uncle in bel-air
right?

[Ragekipz]

[QUOTE=vladnag;34278371]but he did move in with his aunty and uncle in bel-air
right?[/QUOTE]
He couldn't. He had some unfinished business with gamestop.

[psikobare]

[QUOTE=Bokito;34278125]Ask what his favourite meal is.[/QUOTE]

and then gabe answers: YOU!

and jumps to eat you

[Wilford Brimley]

Gabe Newell actually has a knife collection, quite a big one apparently

[Vladnag]

in all seriousness, go out and buy 'the passing'
ask him to sign it

[Gauzemann]

Who knew Gabe Newell had a thing for dangerous weaponry? (or just knives)

[MisterSjeiks]

I suggest you hide in his pants while he's not looking and sneak into the Valve Headquarters while streaming it on the internet.

[Richard Longflop]

I suggest you and him should sit down, have some lunch, have a nice good chat about how the company's doing, and don't blow it all by asking about ep3, he has enough people badgering him about it.

[ewitwins]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;34281402]I suggest you and him should sit down, have some lunch, have a nice good chat about how the company's doing, and don't blow it all by asking about ep3, he has enough people badgering him about it.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, just have a nice, light conversation with the man, ask what his hobbies are (other than collecting knives). Does he wish he had a mega-ant farm like Garry?

[Thegreen]

OP hasn't been online in steam in years

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198005580801[/url]

wut

[la🅱️🅱️et]

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;34290367]OP hasn't been online in steam in years

[url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198005580801[/url]

wut[/QUOTE]

thats an old account i never use.

I have one I use a lot with a different name.

how did you find that profile anyways?

[Themodtester]

[QUOTE=notlabbet;34290400]thats an old account i never use.

I have one I use a lot with a different name.

how did you find that profile anyways?[/QUOTE]

Stalking .

[MrTwicks]

[QUOTE=Gauzemann;34280644]Who knew Gabe Newell had a thing for dangerous weaponry? (or just knives)[/QUOTE]

there's litterely a video showing his knife collection, witch he had photos taken of all his knives on different backgrounds, and framed them all, he also made a bread slicer for a competition, man needs a hobby

[NeoDement]

that is his hobby you dumbass

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[MrTwicks]

[QUOTE=NeoDement;34372006]that is his hobby you dumbass[/QUOTE]

i know, i just explained it.

[DatWut?]

-snip-
Didn't realize how late this was.

[Damian0358]

You should tell him that he must make you the "Steam Workshop" item picker, and every month, you put a item from the Steam Workshop.

But seriously, you are pretty lucky!

[Maruhai]

You should tell him to finally enable trading on Portal 2.
It's been coming soon since it's release.

[nERVEcenter]

My dad was a Microsoft vet of the Windows era along with Gaben. My dad was in Washington a lot. Chances are, they sat in on the same meetings; Microsoft was quite small then. Though, my dad said he never met the guy.

Oddly enough, however, he was on a first-name basis with Steve Ballmer.

[Aurora93]

[QUOTE=b l u r;34262924][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pJee5.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

is this picture real???? i cant tell

[im4r331z]

Glad to see he changes his shirt every now and then.