Warhammer 40K Megathread V2: Matt Ward for Spiritual Liege 2012 - Games

Last night in Black Crusade; I got two [b]Flash Gitz[/b] Bodyguards, got the friendly Gargant working for the friendly warboss, got some favours from Papa Nurgle, got a Power Klaw. Fuck yeah.

[img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/166954_10150564469512958_638022957_9044854_325420046_n.jpg[/img] Some of the best stuff ever written. Just finished reading Descent of Angels, god daaamn I can't wait for Mechanicum to arrive.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;34370670]I think the Evisor is too busy ripping someone to shit to even bother to make any noise.[/QUOTE] Read Nemesis then get back to us on that :v:

[QUOTE=markg06;34372374]Read Nemesis then get back to us on that :v:[/QUOTE] Couldn't agree more.

so now you can apparently 3D print Dreadnoughts off The Pirate Bay..

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;34372410]so now you can apparently 3D print Dreadnoughts off The Pirate Bay..[/QUOTE] SOPA was right all along!

Just found out there are no Wolves on Fenris. Why would they do that? It's stupid and it makes no sense.

[QUOTE=nightlord;34372766]Just found out there are no Wolves on Fenris. Why would they do that? It's stupid and it makes no sense.[/QUOTE] I'd expect all wolves to be extinct long before the 41st millenium.

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;34372875]I'd expect all wolves to be extinct long before the 41st millenium.[/QUOTE] But then how do they even know what a wolf is? :v:

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;34372875]I'd expect all wolves to be extinct long before the 41st millenium.[/QUOTE] Seems i just misunderstood what it meant, it refers to the Space Wolves and not actual wolves.

pop up books

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[QUOTE=Fussy!;34372361]-BOOKS-[/QUOTE] I've tried to read some WH40k novels but my problem with paperbacks of that size is: THEY NEVER STAY FUCKING OPEN, gotta have a hand in it at all times, also I have really bad depth perception, so I lose my place easily with all that small text, I guess I just suck at reading books.

[QUOTE=Broguts;34374381]I've tried to read some WH40k novels but my problem with paperbacks of that size is: THEY NEVER STAY FUCKING OPEN, gotta have a hand in it at all times, also I have really bad depth perception, so I lose my place easily with all that small text, I guess I just suck at reading books.[/QUOTE] I had the same problem reading Mogworld, that's unfortunately only available as a paperback. I found a decent solution though. Hold your book with 3 fingers. On your left hand, your index finger lies behind your book, your thumb holds the left side of your book and your middle and/or ring fingers hold right side of your book. [I]Very[/I] useful when reading a paperback, especially when you're trying to eat at the same time, since your right hand is only involved in flipping the pages.

Hehe, that is pretty hard to pull off when reading a 40K omnibus comtaining four novels :V

[QUOTE=Broguts;34374381]I've tried to read some WH40k novels but my problem with paperbacks of that size is: THEY NEVER STAY FUCKING OPEN, gotta have a hand in it at all times, also I have really bad depth perception, so I lose my place easily with all that small text, I guess I just suck at reading books.[/QUOTE] If it's any consultation: Blacklibrary has e-books and there are always audiobooks/dramas. I had a tendency to not be able to start reading books at all earlier, but now I'm plowing through my books day after day.

[QUOTE=GÃ©za!;34372904]But then how do they even know what a wolf is? :v:[/QUOTE] Because, presumably evolved from its now-current kin on earth, there is this thing called a Fenrisian Ice Wolf.

[QUOTE=Fussy!;34372361][img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/166954_10150564469512958_638022957_9044854_325420046_n.jpg[/img] Some of the best stuff ever written. Just finished reading Descent of Angels, god daaamn I can't wait for Mechanicum to arrive.[/QUOTE] Although Descent of Angels is quite nice, I felt it a little bit rushed, especially once the imperium arrives and everything after that. I think I was probably more excited about reading what happens once the imperium arrives and how stuff lead to it, but it all felt a little bit too rushed to me. I haven't finished reading it yet, but I'm 2 chapters awat from finishing it, and I've yet to wonder how does it fit in the HH series. If it was a single, longer book I'm sure it'd be better. But first I gotta finish it I guess.

DREADNOUGHT IS OUT! [URL="http://store.steampowered.com/app/55348/"]http://store.steampowered.com/app/55348/[/URL]

Some Fa/tg/uy posted a weapon generation image, I rolled a few die and; I made a Light Machine Gun, high fire-rate, made by Necrons (?), fires Sorcery (??), highly explosive sorcery, very light, covered in spikes, takes a while to reload. It's also brand new. Fuck yeah.

[QUOTE=cyclocius;34376972]Some Fa/tg/uy posted a weapon generation image, I rolled a few die and; I made a Light Machine Gun, high fire-rate, made by Necrons (?), fires Sorcery (??), highly explosive sorcery, very light, covered in spikes, takes a while to reload. It's also brand new. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE] Here's the chart [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/jotain/1327437801206.jpg[/img]

Uh, no it isn't :v: [editline]24th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=imadaman;34377079]Here's the chart [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/jotain/christmas.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Quotan'

Yes it is :colbert:

Can someone explain exactly what makes Kaldor Draigo so bad? I know he's in the Warp but that's all i know really, other than carving his name into some sort of Daemon.

a shotgun with homing projectiles made by chaos. it fires acidic viscous liquid and it has revolving chambers. it is made of necrodermis, but it has poor accuracy. it is several milleniums old

[QUOTE=nightlord;34377401]Can someone explain exactly what makes Kaldor Draigo so bad? I know he's in the Warp but that's all i know really, other than carving his name into some sort of Daemon.[/QUOTE] The name of his predecessor. Into the heart of the Plauge Lord, Mortarion. Mor-Fucking-Tarion.

[QUOTE=nightlord;34377401]Can someone explain exactly what makes Kaldor Draigo so bad? I know he's in the Warp but that's all i know really, other than carving his name into some sort of Daemon.[/QUOTE] Kaldor Draigo is nothing short of dumb- he does more shit in the Warp than all the loyalist primarchs put together, on his own, in the Warp. He has destroyed Nurgle's Garden without catching space aids, he smashed the city of Tzeentch, and has killed fuckton of Daemons. Then he gets smashed by a Ork Nob with PK.

[QUOTE=imadaman;34377079]Here's the chart [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/jotain/1327437801206.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] There was a IG regiment creator like this. I ended up rolling and writing a small paragraph of a regiment that lived on a Water deathworld that used stealth based combat. Conscription via lottery.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;34376459]DREADNOUGHT IS OUT! [URL]http://store.steampowered.com/app/55348/[/URL][/QUOTE] Who cares. MP is laggy as hell, now add something with even more health.... yeah, no.

[QUOTE=Wingedwizard;34378173]There was a IG regiment creator like this. I ended up rolling and writing a small paragraph of a regiment that lived on a Water deathworld that used stealth based combat. Conscription via lottery.[/QUOTE] I got something on that, an all ladies Air-drop based military, specialised in flame weaponry. All the troops were drawn from nobility, and fought viciously for the Emperor.