Deus Ex: Human Revolution V3 - I Never Asked For This - Games

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21:46 - Nerts: I have a thing for tough women

Don't we all

1:30 - Nerts: skinny white girls are boring

JC Denton [h+]³: i like women wit hdicks Jerichoholic[h+]³: well what do you like then Jerichoholic[h+]³: seriously, DBS? Nerts: curvier women JC Denton [h+]³: yes Jerichoholic[h+]³: nonononon, I mean, REALLY, DBS? JC Denton [h+]³: yes JC Denton [h+]³: I like traps Jerichoholic[h+]³: the fuck Jerichoholic[h+]³: THE FUCK JC Denton [h+]³: well JC Denton [h+]³: they're not actualyl women obv elitehakor…… [<3]: chicks with dicks: twice the fun JC Denton [h+]³: just guys that look like women Jerichoholic[h+]³: also, curvier women is what By Azura[h+]³: chicks with dicks Nerts: curves are what I like most about women, skinny women have about as much curvyness as skinny guys By Azura[h+]³: twice the homo JC Denton [h+]³: i like skinny guys but curvy women Nerts: and skinny guys at least have a dick Nerts: same Jerichoholic[h+]³: WAIT DBS ARE YOU BISEXUAL TOO? JC Denton [h+]³: yw JC Denton [h+]³: yes* Jerichoholic[h+]³: what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck JC Denton [h+]³: whatr Jerichoholic[h+]³: two bisexuals in the same chat Jerichoholic[h+]³: in the same day Thunderbolt[h+]³: holy shit can you people talk about something else than porn Nerts: yes? JC Denton [h+]³: Mathematically likely. elitehakor…… [<3]: we learn something new every day By Azura[h+]³: well this chat just got awkward Jerichoholic[h+]³: porn is COOL Jerichoholic[h+]³: 'scoooool! Nerts: what's so special about both of us not being straight? Thunderbolt[h+]³: yes but this chat is like 50% porn and 50% deus ex quotes Serious chat.

1:38 - Thunderbolt[h+]³: yes but this chat is like 50% porn and 50% deus ex quotes [editline]4th August 2011[/editline] 1:48 - Nerts: reptiles furries 1:48 - JC Denton [h+]³: i dont know 1:48 - Jerichoholic[h+]³: FEATHERIES redBadger entered chat. 1:48 - JC Denton [h+]³: i have seen bird porn 1:48 - redBadger: sup bitches 1:48 - JC Denton [h+]³: it wasnt very good 1:48 - redBadger: what the fuck

Deuss eX; J,C denten chronicle Chap. 1 Jc, agent of unatcon. Went onto new yorn for the missions: FIND TERRORRISM LADDER AND ASSSASSSINATE HIM Jc said: ‘I have to find leader and kill him for op bonus” Jc ran over to local bum and spoke “ tell me wher he is… the terrorist base” Bum replys; “the cops told me 2 stay out of site, I donut wan’t any troubled Jc shot the bumg in the head for a lethal takedown… “what a shame” said denten as he remorselesslied walked to his mission area location “f**** im spookd whant if that aug agnent from UNATCON shoes up here…. He wilt be the end of us all?” terroristm leadder said anger “Surprises” jc dentend spoke “SON-OF-AN-“ said leader be4ore his throught was slut “what a mess.” Jc said, cool Suddenly, paul “paul! I fought you in honk gonk” “welcome to the koalalation jc… might as well start usin ur code nam e” said paun to be cuntinued

[B]BEST FANFIC EVER.[/B]

[QUOTE=Sommoch;31484562]Watch this before you do it. [video=youtube;xrdHe__tt3U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrdHe__tt3U[/video][/QUOTE] Plastic augmentations. Next year, on Deus Ex 4

Chap. 2 UNATCO HQ MANDerl: “nice work in the wherehouse… here’s ur op buns… $1000 plus £250 for hte way u handled the bomb in the park…” “thnak you sirs!” – jc dented “jc… get OILS again by porder. Got moving!!” “yes sir” said the dsenton obeadentaly Jc exits the manderlie office nd goes downtair 4 doctor check-UP & carter armoren BUNT bef4ore thsi he gos to lady toilent out of guneuine mistake… He opens cubl lickle door nd a secret tary is in ther “how profesional…” she said Jc left toilent becuz he dint ned to accualy go and he jus wantd a peek UNTACNTO ARMOREN Carts: I’m givin u UNTACNTO MED~BAI Doctrer raime jeyes: jc Jc exited the are and heded up to surface for next missin All of an suddend he eard a voic: “I never asked for this…” TO BE CONTIUNEUD

[QUOTE=Dr Bob;31513690]All of an suddend he eard a voic: “I never asked for this…” TO BE CONTIUNEUD[/QUOTE] WHAT A TWEEST

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;31513725]WHAT A TWEEST[/QUOTE] Oh god, I hope this doesn't turn into a slash...

You'll have to wait until later today (UK time) for the next thrilling instalment in... 'Deuss eX; J,C denten chronicle'. I'll post future chapters here and also in the thread to clutter it up: [url]http://fanfic.vjad.net/stories/viewstory.php?sid=717[/url]

Sweet bro and hella jeff comes to mind.

[QUOTE=jackattack;31514535]Sweet bro and hella jeff comes to mind.[/QUOTE] I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE AUGS BRO I WARNED YOU DOG

Well, looks like I won't be getting this on release day like I've been planning because my idiot dad is pissed off that I'm spending too much of [i]my own fucking money[/i] on games. Actually, fuck it, I already got permission from my mom and it's my own money.

I ain't no guinea pig, no way i was getting auged just to keep my job, i ain't no guinea pig.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AoRmlAZVTs[/media] Real life augmented legs. Fuck yes.

[QUOTE=Squeegy Mackoy;31522021][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AoRmlAZVTs[/media] Real life augmented legs. Fuck yes.[/QUOTE] He can fucking add more power and dampening to his legs through his phone. Do want. BRB going to blow legs off.

What if you could augment yourself to the point where the only organic part remaining was your brain? I mean a lot of the organs we have are mostly part of energy production. If you just took batteries, the digestive system would be obsolete, as would the respiratory system, although you'd want your lungs so you can speak. Replace your blood vessels with wires and you don't even need a heart anymore. Without cells to be damaged by infection or toxins, the liver can go, as can most of the surrounding organs (Bile duct, gall bladder, pancreas) which all perform unnecessary actions. Kidneys, bladder? Gone. Ears, nose and eyes? Replaced. I can't think of any organ that would remain necessary if all that remained was your brain.

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[QUOTE=keroba;31522839][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O9bWq.jpg[/IMG] Been done before in fiction, in Ghost in the Shell it goes even one step further: They only keep a single part of your brain, the ghost with your personality. Every single memory gets stored on a cyberbrain. You eat crappy energy bars all day without real taste, cyber junkfood to keep your brain alive.[/QUOTE] That's awesome.

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;31522610]What if you could augment yourself to the point where the only organic part remaining was your brain? I mean a lot of the organs we have are mostly part of energy production. If you just took batteries, the digestive system would be obsolete, as would the respiratory system, although you'd want your lungs so you can speak. Replace your blood vessels with wires and you don't even need a heart anymore. Without cells to be damaged by infection or toxins, the liver can go, as can most of the surrounding organs (Bile duct, gall bladder, pancreas) which all perform unnecessary actions. Kidneys, bladder? Gone. Ears, nose and eyes? Replaced. I can't think of any organ that would remain necessary if all that remained was your brain.[/QUOTE] I just don't want to be one of the "failed" tests, that's what I'm more concerned about. I would use an augmentation if I knew that it was 100% safe, that's why I still keep thinking if getting a good heart, lungs or eyes (what I personally need even though I don't wear glasses) is a good idea. Would be cool if I was Adam Jensen so I wouldn't need to take any drugs, have a shitton of augmentations, go on stealth missions and fight conspiracies and be like "I never asked to be cool but I am.". Even if I had to eat a candybar every day/week, I would still be unsure of getting augmented or not because depending on something, even as small as a candybar (well it still must be special since you have to eat it) is not what I want. What if suddenly they go out of production? After seeing how people have forgotten about Gunther and Anna since they're all ugly pieces of metal while JC is so slick with his nanoaugs. Augmentations are going to be like Apple products, every year there will be a new one and the support for the previous models will suddenly stop. That's what I wouldn't like.

Why keep the brain?

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[QUOTE=keroba;31522932]like in 'surrogates'.[/QUOTE] what a shit movie.

Does anyone know if somebody is planning on porting some models from the beta? i'd love to have some of the lab equipment

[QUOTE=bradhl;31523290]Does anyone know if somebody is planning on porting some models from the beta? i'd love to have some of the lab equipment[/QUOTE] [I]I asked for this[/I] in the GMod Models request subforum, no reply but many supports. Go ahead and try too, I'll try to bump the thread if it goes low.

Chap. 3 …All of an suddend he eard a voic: “I never asked for this…” “I never asked for this…” echoed in the worl Jc turnd aroun like a russian roulent tabled 2 see thee origins of the voice; “I never asked for these stolen equipmens…. That bitc** neds to sotp offloaden her loot on2 me ffs” said an unATcok patrolsguardman/ ~AUTHRORS NOTE: LMFAO I TRICK’d U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls subscrib~ Jc kil the speakin unatcod soldierd in warm blood “I’m not big into theft” said him, with sunglass (plural) He (jc) wnet to helupod to helicoptrer waitin 4 him…. Pilot JOCK says “jc, im talkin u to new yorn – your bro needs u Jc resists “but mine order are to go to new yorn” JOCK, resilont and firm, “no butts, get in” JOCK was secretl a saddo-masochost As the choppa left UNANTXCOVO HQ jc cud b heard screamin in pan NEXT TINE… NEW YORN CITY

[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;31522610]I can't think of any organ that would remain necessary if all that remained was your brain.[/QUOTE] Well your whole body is just an elaborate mechanism to keep your brain alive so yeah [QUOTE=keroba;31522839]Been done before in fiction, in Ghost in the Shell it goes even one step further: They only keep a single part of your brain, the ghost with your personality. Every single memory gets stored on a cyberbrain. You eat crappy energy bars all day without real taste, cyber junkfood to keep your brain alive.[/QUOTE] I believe there's three levels of cyberbrains The least augmented one that almost everyone has, just adds some networking related augmentations so you can always be connected to the net and speak wordlessly etc, some basis for further upgrades should you want them and you get a thin titanium shell around your cortex. Partial cyberization, which is usually the furthest people go. The brain is augmented with some nanotechnology and has some added computational interfaces and such. Still, a large part of the brain is still organic, especially the region that supposedly houses the ghost (soul). And then of course the worst-case cyberization where there's less than 3% of original brain tissue left, this is usually done only to save people from extreme cases of disease or accident. The main character in GitS has this. In these cases no one can be sure if you retain the original you. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBqGC9sVBXY[/media] related