STALKER Series Megathread: All news we get about STALKER 2 are bad jokes and concept art - Games

That was one emission. Did you all make it?

[QUOTE='[Green];34015867']Oh and I'm gonna play SGM for the first time. Let's fucking show this Alpha team or whatever they are who's boss. Never played this before but they can't be too hard, right?[/QUOTE] Prepare for rocket rains and bullet storms.

[QUOTE='[Green];34015867'] Oh and I'm gonna play SGM for the first time. Let's fucking show this Alpha team or whatever they are who's boss. Never played this before but they can't be too hard, right?[/QUOTE] Ahahaha, yeah, okay. Bring lots of ammo and maybe an exo or two if you're going to be playing above Stalker difficulty.

[QUOTE=croguy;34015929]Prepare for rocket rains and bullet storms.[/QUOTE] Open the door from inside the Yanov station, suddenly... a storm of 9x39 coming from some random direction. [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Epic Fortune;34015944]Ahahaha, yeah, okay. Bring lots of ammo and maybe an exo or two if you're going to be playing above Stalker difficulty.[/QUOTE] They aren't [I]that[/I] bad, geez. Besides, if they're like the Alpha Squads from one of my playthroughs they'll just do this: [t]http://i.imgur.com/BtDKM.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Paravin;34013644][highlight]PAGE 34 THIS THREAD WHOO[/highlight][/QUOTE] pls hev mercy on our minds

[QUOTE='[Green];34015867']Just noticed something interesting. There's quite an amount of finns in the Stalker threads. Why, other than Stalker is a great fucking game? Oh and I'm gonna play SGM for the first time. Let's fucking show this Alpha team or whatever they are who's boss. Never played this before but they can't be too hard, right?[/QUOTE] If you are not careful, they will wreck your shit in the beginning of the game. I found that until I was about halfway into the storyline did they actually equip themselves with [I]really[/I] good weapons. Just take them out with whatever sniper rifle far away though, if you are like me and have bad luck, I had to deal with 20-30 at once. And when their accuracy is always better than yours, I always ran until I had a lot of cover. And they always show up at the worst possible times, always during important missions where npcs need to stay alive.

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;34016039][B]Open the door from inside the Yanov station, suddenly... a storm of 9x39 coming from some random direction.[/B] [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] They aren't [I]that[/I] bad, geez. Besides, if they're like the Alpha Squads from one of my playthroughs they'll just do this: [t]http://i.imgur.com/BtDKM.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I don't even have to open the door.

[QUOTE=Paravin;34013644][highlight]PAGE 34 THIS THREAD WHOO[/highlight][/QUOTE] I can take as much bloodfucker porn as you can take alcohol in other words Bring it on you cat

[QUOTE=Scar;34014074]Work in Progress: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/stalkerbros12.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Everyone should just contribute their own drawings, no?

[QUOTE='[Green];34015867']Oh and I'm gonna play SGM for the first time. Let's fucking show this Alpha team or whatever they are who's boss. Never played this before but they can't be too hard, right?[/QUOTE] Boy, you have no idea what you're getting into. They make ArmA 2's AI look blind.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;34016296]Boy, you have no idea what you're getting into. They make ArmA 2's AI look blind.[/QUOTE] I remember when I first met alpha squad, I see 5-6 walking down the road far away, "Surely this can't be hard." so I decided to hide behind a rock and try to ambush them biggest mistake ever

[QUOTE=Karahaut;34015925]I just wanna take this time to say that out of all the threads on Facepunch, the STALKER series megathread has always had me laugh. You guys are the greatest bunch of regulars to grace the existence of a thread, and without all of you I doubt the STALKER megathreads would be much fun. Paravin's disgusting fanfiction, the monolith page, page 34... all of that is what makes these threads great. It's like a forum within a forum. It's something so unique that you can't find anywhere else on Facepunch. Here's to another get thread and another year, STALKERS.[/QUOTE] I had a shot for this message.

[QUOTE='[Green];34015867']Just noticed something interesting. There's quite an amount of finns in the Stalker threads. Why, other than Stalker is a great fucking game?[/QUOTE] finns have a disproportionate presence on the internet anyway

Here was more concept art for ya.

[QUOTE=tarasov;34016657] -shit- Here's more concept art for ya.[/QUOTE] Get out of here, stalker

[QUOTE=tarasov;34016657]Here's more concept art for ya.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/F00z1.jpg[/img] Did Bioware acquite the rights to STALKER 2 already ? [editline]herp[/editline] No, but seriously, you might want to link that outside the forums and put the NSFW tags in. Not that I'm at work or anything but I think posting NSFW images without spoilers is against the rules. [QUOTE=Zezibesh;34016560]finns have a disproportionate presence on the internet anyway[/QUOTE] That and I think there's a lot of PC gamers still left in Finland. [QUOTE=Etcetera;34016960]The link to JoeSiblant' Trip to the Zone and the second Raiskauskone's Comic Thread link in the OP are broken.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they should instead the link in Euro Stalker for Raiskauskone comics and JoeSiblant's pictures should probably be put up somewhere else (assuming anyone has them)

[QUOTE=tarasov;34016657]-NO- Here's more concept art for ya.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4452/4z6bf.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34016560]finns have a disproportionate presence on the internet anyway[/QUOTE] Well, I find that the environment looks pretty similiar to where I live, eastern part of Finland near the Russian border, so, that makes Stalker even more awesome for me.

[QUOTE=tarasov;34016657] Here's more concept art for ya.[/QUOTE] God damn shit fuck dicks. My comprehension of reality just doesn't allow me to try and look at this as an... art. My mind tryes to see it as porn, and inevitably fails at it. Over. And over. And over. And over again. I'm stuck!

The link to JoeSiblant' Trip to the Zone and the second Raiskauskone's Comic Thread link in the OP are broken.

I hate it how most of the mods for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. never focus on the A-Life in the slightest. The game gets boring pretty fucking fast without A-Life. Someone tell me, does the DMX version of People Soup include a functioning a-life.

[QUOTE=StaT;34016771][IMG]http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4452/4z6bf.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Where did you get that picture???

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/iP9Pb.jpg[/thumb] Whoah what the fuck Did this guy get caught in a Wirligig or something?

[QUOTE=Cone;34017555][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/iP9Pb.jpg[/thumb] Whoah what the fuck Did this guy get caught in a Wirligig or something?[/QUOTE] Well, his name [I]is[/I] "Crab" appropriate enough... [QUOTE=Scar;34017362]Where did you get that picture???[/QUOTE] It's a screenshot from the Clear Sky intro. [quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpJFsoa1O3g][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpJFsoa1O3g[/media][/url][/quote] [QUOTE=Scar;34017660]You kinda missed the joke[/QUOTE] I sorta figured but decided to answer anyway in case you were serious. [editline]herp[/editline] And also because I want to post this : [quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dIA45zzMjk][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dIA45zzMjk[/media][/url][/quote] [quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niD1TwNk5M][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niD1TwNk5M[/media][/url][/quote] What the hell is this :v: ?

[QUOTE=Muukkis;34017635] It's a screenshot from the Clear Sky intro.[/QUOTE] You kinda missed the joke

Oooooh, new thread! [QUOTE=soderholm13;34016451]I remember when I first met alpha squad, I see 5-6 walking down the road far away, "Surely this can't be hard." so I decided to hide behind a rock and try to ambush them biggest mistake ever[/QUOTE] Pretty much the same happened to me :v:

So does anyone has the Zaton Start patch for SGM 2.0?

[QUOTE=Doneeh;34017978]So does anyone has the Zaton Start patch for SGM 2.0?[/QUOTE] They're in the files(if you got them from black byte) [url]http://blackbyte.org/sgm/[/url]

Well, I'm going to CryZone (that S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mod for Crysis), if anyone would ever seed the damn thing! About 80 peers and no one is seeding, no mod for me anytime soon.

I got the whole download. I can see about uploading it to rapidshare or something if you want.