STALKER Series Megathread: All news we get about STALKER 2 are bad jokes and concept art - Games

Are there any good artists in this thread? If so I have a request. I want a picture of a bandit in a trenchcoat with a gun to a young stalker's head, while the bandit is masturbating and saying "SPEEL DA BEENS", and the stalker, who is crying, is taking a can of beans and dumping them on the ground.

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;34021050]Wha... What is that? Get that thing away from me-ooooooooohjwjj[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnfK-iES-s[/media] [QUOTE=KonerBiller;34021075]I want a picture of a bandit in a trenchcoat with a gun to a young stalker's head, while the bandit is masturbating and saying "SPEEL DA BEENS", and the stalker, who is crying, is taking a can of beans and dumping them on the ground.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/C6l41.png[/t]

[QUOTE=KonerBiller;34020939]Name me a better Gerious mod. Seriously. Do your best. And fuck me sideways, look what I just did [t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649875346865624466/1FEC68496905151EEADBBA8F08C69485C16ACE33/[/t][/QUOTE] Can I get a link to that mod? I can't seem to find a decent dl location, as they're all unverified and/or dangerous.

[I]WURM foood[/I] [editline]3rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Muukkis;34021084][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnfK-iES-s[/media][/QUOTE] I love that video. [I]is that spare change I hear jingling in your pocket? Well? [b]eees eeeet?[/b][/I]

AL[i]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/i]-HA!

Uploading cryzone to multiupload at 250kb/s so it's going to take a long time. [editline]3rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=KonerBiller;34021075]Are there any good artists in this thread? If so I have a request. I want a picture of a bandit in a trenchcoat with a gun to a young stalker's head, while the bandit is masturbating and saying "SPEEL DA BEENS", and the stalker, who is crying, is taking a can of beans and dumping them on the ground.[/QUOTE] In the name of the zone what the fuck

[QUOTE=Starship;34018299]I got the whole download. I can see about uploading it to rapidshare or something if you want.[/QUOTE] I would very much appreciate that, because my time in the Dark Valley hasn't been great. Speaking of which, can I travel to Dark Valley if I start in Zaton? Is it an option at all? [QUOTE=croguy;34020855]SO YOU'RE THE HOLE EXPERT, EH?[/QUOTE] Deed you hurt your leetle footsies?

So, since Stalker 2 is quite possibly back on track, does anybody have any speculations on the game? This can include story, new gameplay mechanics, new guns, new artifacts, heck even any new or altered mutants.

"Real men often take the back door." Now I understand EVERYTHING.

I'm hoping that stalker 2 has foreigners

[QUOTE=Dr.C;34021631]I'm hoping that stalker 2 has foreigners[/QUOTE] Ehh... I'm kind of iffy about that.. I don't want westerners coming into the Zone, at least not more than 1/2 if that. Perhaps people from the nearby ex-Soviet republics. Kazakhs, Azeris or Georgians maybe. Maybe a foreign special forces outfit (expanding on that UAV found in CoP) that you could help / kill / ignore.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;34021631]I'm hoping that stalker 2 has foreigners[/QUOTE] Wait, the stalkers in the last three games were Americans?

[QUOTE=Deaver;34021741]Wait, the stalkers in the last three games were Americans?[/QUOTE] No. What?

Latvian stalkers fuck yess

black stalkers can't a brother get in the zone

British Stalkers sipping tea and eating crumpets around a campfire, whilst someone plays the recorder.

[QUOTE=Muukkis;34021719]Ehh... I'm kind of iffy about that.. I don't want westerners coming into the Zone, at least not more than 1/2 if that. Perhaps people from the nearby ex-Soviet republics. Kazakhs, Azeris or Georgians maybe. Maybe a foreign special forces outfit (expanding on that UAV found in CoP) that you could help / kill / ignore.[/QUOTE] Every time someone brings up foreigners, I'm reminded about the posts regarding the African-American Sidorivich that collects U.S. Welfare checks and hustles the STALKERS of the Cordon. Also, [URL="http://i.imgur.com/h4GKe.png"]this[/URL]. [QUOTE=Lord of Ears;34022020]black stalkers can't a brother get in the zone[/QUOTE] Now we do.

[QUOTE=Rexen;34022068]British Stalkers sipping tea and eating crumpets around a campfire, whilst someone plays the recorder.[/QUOTE] So, given that we're going for stereotypes, let's have: A: Drunk, Irish stalkers B: Chav Irish stalkers. The latter seem to be more prevalent here. I doubt they'd grow out of their habits.

Sid confirmed for arab drug lord.

arab sid runs the zone branch of al qaeda

Anomaly Ackbar! Or Anomal Qaeda

[QUOTE=Dr.C;34021631]I'm hoping that stalker 2 has foreigners[/QUOTE] I always thought that it was odd that with all the scientific advances and flat-out bizzare shit happening in Ukraine, none of the bigger nations ever investigated it. I mean, you'd think there'd at least be a couple American scientists wanting a Nobel Prize or whatever, or bigger merc contractors wanting in on the action.

[QUOTE=Doneeh;34022093]Every time someone brings up foreigners, I'm reminded about the posts regarding the African-American Sidorivich that collects U.S. Welfare checks and hustles the STALKERS of the Cordon.[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/h4GKe.png[/t] [QUOTE=Ghetto Sid dropping rhymes on your cracka ass ;34022093] Rollin in my Zaporophets,poppin' my colla See some some fine bloodsuckas I hafta holla Artifacts, vodka and the almighty rubla I'm Sidorovich bitch, the original balla I bust out my AK to light up you Lada [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-whatup.gif[/img][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dr.C;34022550]It makes sense for there to be foreigners in the zone[/QUOTE] Not really. I think Ukraine put massive restriction on travel after 2010-2011 to prevent westapigs from stealing the Zone's riches.

It's an anomaly! (you're thinking of Akbar) Also, British Stalkers would be a Cool Thing.

It makes sense for there to be foreigners in the zone. I want to read the PDA of a Texan wannabe-cowboy-merc who came to the zone expecting it to be like a hunting trip or a walk in the park but he ended up getting himself and his squad killed because he had no idea what he was getting himself into. On his corpse should be a one of a kind revolver.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;34022550]It makes sense for there to be foreigners in the zone. I want to read the PDA of a Texan wannabe-cowboy-merc who came to the zone expecting it to be like a hunting trip or a walk in the park but he ended up getting himself and his squad killed because he had no idea what he was getting himself into. On his corpse should be a one of a kind revolver.[/QUOTE] Never mind, I thought you said you went and found a PDA containing that. Also, I can guarantee you that if either Hank or Cotton Hill went to the Zone, a lot of asses would be kicked. [QUOTE=Muukkis;34022433][t]http://i.imgur.com/h4GKe.png[/t][/QUOTE] It's nice to know someone actually used my image.

This paradise lost mod is pretty awesome [video=At64p4BYJv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At64p4BYJv4&feature=player_detailpage[/video] New animations :v: (or possibly old)

[QUOTE=Doneeh;34022670]You must be playing a mod, because there are no revolvers in STALKER, if I'm right. Or are you talking about Freeman?[/QUOTE] he's speaking hypothetically [editline]2nd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Muukkis;34022433]Not really. I think Ukraine put massive restriction on travel after 2010-2011 to prevent westapigs from stealing the Zone's riches.[/QUOTE] ukraine is obviously pretty terrible at keeping people out of places though

[QUOTE=Deaver;34021085]Can I get a link to that mod? I can't seem to find a decent dl location, as they're all unverified and/or dangerous.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://blackbyte.org/sgm/"]http://blackbyte.org/sgm/[/URL] Note: get 2.0, not blackbyte edition

[QUOTE=Lyoko774;34022704]This paradise lost mod is pretty awesome [video=At64p4BYJv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At64p4BYJv4&feature=player_detailpage[/video] New animations :v: (or possibly old)[/QUOTE] It's more ridiculous than the RDR semi-ragdoll.