STALKER Series Megathread: All news we get about STALKER 2 are bad jokes and concept art
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[QUOTE=croguy;34161881]They should totally troll the fanbase by making a fake Cossacks trailer, then have it reveal it's actually STALKER 2's trailer at the very end. :v: Maybe a stalker watching it over a PDA?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't mind a new Cossacks game tbh
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34162337]I wouldn't mind a new Cossacks game tbh[/QUOTE]
That's why it would make a great twist, nobody would see it coming because it's highly believable.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34162337]I wouldn't mind a new Cossacks game tbh[/QUOTE]
i would
Hey guys,
does anyone have a complete SoC world map? I need it for for a "little" project. The higher the resolution, the better, I guess.
I hope someone can help.
[QUOTE=MisterUndead;34162989]Hey guys,
does anyone have a complete SoC world map? I need it for for a "little" project. The higher the resolution, the better, I guess.
I hope someone can help.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://www.kallebowo.de/stalker-soc-map.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=MisterUndead;34163085]Thanks a bunch dude, much appreciated. :)[/QUOTE]
No problem, glad to help.
[editline]herp[/editline]
You're not submitting a mission to the Redux 2.0 mission contest that spans the entire SoC game area, are you :v: ?
[QUOTE=MisterUndead;34163085]Not exactly, but it kinda sounds like a good idea... For some reason I always wanted to make a quest line about that goddamn car battery from Redux.[/QUOTE]
If you have thought about it then do it, man! I submitted one entry,which I feel was too complicated to actually make it into the mod but in the end you'll regret if you didn't at least try.
[QUOTE=Muukkis;34163036][t]http://www.kallebowo.de/stalker-soc-map.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Thanks a bunch dude, much appreciated. :)
[QUOTE=Muukkis;34163036]You're not submitting a mission to the Redux 2.0 mission contest that spans the entire SoC game area, are you :v: ?[/QUOTE]
Not exactly, but it kinda sounds like a good idea... For some reason I always wanted to make a quest line about that goddamn car battery from Redux.
[QUOTE=Muukkis;34163036]-map-
No problem, glad to help.
[editline]herp[/editline]
You're not submitting a mission to the Redux 2.0 mission contest that spans the entire SoC game area, are you :v: ?[/QUOTE]
"kill strelok"
original mission do not steal
[QUOTE=Etcetera;34163537]"kill strelok"
original mission do not steal[/QUOTE]
become part of ALpha Detachment
SGM 2.0 exclusive mission, gain exoskeleton with 95% bullet resistance and a 90% accurate Vintar with more damage than an RPG-7.
[QUOTE='[Green];34163675']become part of ALpha Detachment
SGM 2.0 exclusive mission, gain exoskeleton with 95% bullet resistance and a 90% accurate Vintar with more damage than an RPG-7.[/QUOTE]
"oh man I can't wait to loot the bodies of this Alpha squad! When they can kill me this quick, they must have good gear!"
50% condition akaban.
[QUOTE=Etcetera;34163919]"oh man I can't wait to loot the bodies of this Alpha squad! When they can kill me this quick, they must have good gear!"
50% condition akaban.[/QUOTE]
+50% accuracy
*sniffs the air tentatively* I smell a blowout soon, stalkers.
[QUOTE=Wulfram;34163974]*sniffs the air tentatively* I smell a blowout soon, stalkers.[/QUOTE]
A nasal blowout, I might add.
Paravin is studying for his chemistry test.
[QUOTE=MisterUndead;34163085]Not exactly, but it kinda sounds like a good idea... For some reason I always wanted to make a quest line about that goddamn car battery from Redux.[/QUOTE]
Wait, you were gonna do that too?
Dammit, back to the drawing board.
[QUOTE=Tinter;34164370]Paravin is studying for his chemistry test.[/QUOTE]
So does that mean the story will be about the weird floating fetuses in the tubes in X18?
[QUOTE=Wulfram;34164634]So does that mean the story will be about the weird floating fetuses in the tubes in X18?[/QUOTE]
Ah, that gave me an idea.
X-16 mindrape, this is going to be great!
[QUOTE=Wulfram;34164634]So does that mean the story will be about the weird floating fetuses in the tubes in X18?[/QUOTE]
No, Chemistry test is code language for jacking off. Or maybe it's Biology.
Hm. If you guys fill the thread in about an hour I can write and post something. Otherwise? Nope!
I can try to whip up something quick in the morning so the page isn't completely ruined by lack of Paravin, I'm not a horribly shit writer you know.
Or maybe that's what you need I dunno
[QUOTE=Tinter;34165101]Everybody should just stop posting for an hour.[/QUOTE]
inb4 everyone replies to that post with "okay" and we slide to page 37
Everybody should just stop posting for an hour.
[QUOTE=Tinter;34165101]Everybody should just stop posting for an hour.[/QUOTE]
Why? I'm scared to see what might show up on 34, but it's like watching a lion maul somebody. It's terrible but you can't look away.
[QUOTE=dogmachines;34165253]Why? I'm scared to see what might show up on 34, but it's like watching a lion maul somebody. It's terrible but you can't look away.[/QUOTE]
It more like if the lion raped the corpse afterwards.
Guys, maybe if we all spam post for the next few pages, we can avoid the blowout!
Congratulations - you've once more won by stalling [B]P34[/B] till it's night for me. I'm going to bed, woo.
GSC posted on the official stalker facebook page
"The Stalker team is extremely happy! Why? Because we are continuing work on Stalker 2 after the holidays."
