STALKER Series Megathread: All news we get about STALKER 2 are bad jokes and concept art - Games

[QUOTE=1337M347;34352970]Filename.[/QUOTE] That was the joke yes

There's a new patch for SGM 2.1 [url]http://narod.ru/disk/38472324001/SGM_COP_v2.1_FIX_22.rar.html[/url] Also, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fIbuI.jpg[/IMG]

[b]ALL HAIL THE MONOLITH[/b] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090909143126/stalker/images/6/69/Wish_granter.png[/img] [i] Onward, warriors of the Monolith. Avenge your fallen brothers. Blessed, as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith. Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the Monolith.[/i]

I was trying to find the image of a stalker pointing an rpg at a computer as a reaction to that pic, but I stumbled upon something [b]horrifying[/b] Not safe for life: [url]http://b.asset.soup.io/asset/2857/3291_1252.png[/url] Im scared [editline]22nd January 2012[/editline] Two of my favorite things have been ruined at the same time

that's hot

[QUOTE=Chernobyl1948;34353033] Also, [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/fIbuI.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] Steve Buscemi is in stalker now? [QUOTE=K1ngo64;34353652]More like Emperor Palpatine [img]http://www.andybaird.com/travels/skylarking/2010/Villains/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sgnj3suDGAo/TKNeSgFV7LI/AAAAAAAABsA/S2xnwT9wt30/s1600/steve_buscemi_teeth.jpg[/img] I stick to my statement.

[QUOTE=chutney;34353616]Steve Buscemi is in stalker now?[/QUOTE] More like Emperor Palpatine [img]http://www.andybaird.com/travels/skylarking/2010/Villains/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg[/img]

The toolkits in SGM are proving hard to find

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;34353871]The toolkits in SGM are proving hard to find[/QUOTE] Buy le informacion.

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;34353871]The toolkits in SGM are proving hard to find[/QUOTE] Easy method; quicksave, buy location, take screenshot, reload quicksave. Do as needed.

[QUOTE=Doneeh;34350898]Gentleman and Snorks, I present to you the greatest in crossover gaming ever known to the Zone. BEHOLD: [video=youtube;kplHmp6KN7E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kplHmp6KN7E&feature=related[/video] If you don't download this mod immediately, you're a buster, nigga.[/QUOTE] Low sex appeal? obviously they haven't considered bloodsuckers

[QUOTE=chutney;34353976]Easy method; quicksave, buy location, take screenshot, reload quicksave. Do as needed.[/QUOTE] I'm trying to find them in Jupiter. I've got the Calibration tools, and the ones for fine work, but they're useless without the rough tools, which according to my map should be about 15m NE of where I found the fine tools, but I've scoured all 3 floors of the Jupiter plant on that same spot and they're not there.

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;34354491]I'm trying to find them in Jupiter. I've got the Calibration tools, and the ones for fine work, but they're useless without the rough tools, which according to my map should be about 15m NE of where I found the fine tools, but I've scoured all 3 floors of the Jupiter plant on that same spot and they're not there.[/QUOTE] There's only one possible location for rough tools to spawn in [URL="http://s53.radikal.ru/i141/1007/1c/a217140d22cc.jpg"]Jupiter[/URL], afaik. Red dots indicate tools, with 1 being rough, 2 being fine, and 3 being calibrated. The abc bit indicates that a spawn point is a possible location (so fine tools will spawn at 3a, 3b, or 3c in Jupiter, but only 1 of them.

Huh, so they randomly spawn? I guess that makes more sense, so you do actually need to buy the info. I also like how they redid the helicopter stuff so you're not running all over the place as much. At least initially anyway, just got a key to open them up from the military guy at the science bunker.

I searched that point at the AA complex too. Is that underground? They weren't in the van or the UAZ or the surrounding area on the surface I've even climbed the radar apparatus to have a look, nowhere to be seen

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;34354552]I searched that point at the AA complex too. Is that underground? They weren't in the van or the UAZ or the surrounding area on the surface I've even climbed the radar apparatus to have a look, nowhere to be seen[/QUOTE] I found them under the UAZ, although it took me a while and they were bloody hard to find. I think, though, that only two rough, one fine and one calibration kit(s) spawn between Zaton and Jupiter, and the remaining two are always in Pripyat. Let me check. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] Well, I'm wrong, but use [URL="http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=sigerous.ru"]this[/URL] for reference. Forums > Encyclopedia of CoP > Assistance with the passage of SGM fashion versions 1.0-1.7

[QUOTE=Etcetera;34354688]I found them under the UAZ, although it took me a while and they were bloody hard to find. I think, though, that only two rough, one fine and one calibration kit(s) spawn between Zaton and Jupiter, and the remaining two are always in Pripyat. Let me check. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] Well, I'm wrong, but use [URL="http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=sigerous.ru"]this[/URL] for reference. Forums > Encyclopedia of CoP > Assistance with the passage of SGM fashion versions 1.0-1.7[/QUOTE] Well if there are 2 rough kits between all 3 maps, both of them could've spawned in Zaton. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] Also attempting to customize the saiga 12 = crash

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;34354727] Also attempting to customize the saiga 12 = crash[/QUOTE] Really? I didn't get that at all. What did perturb me about the Saiga-12 was the face that it had absolutely no spread on the buckshot - they all hit the same point.

[QUOTE=chutney;34353616]Steve Buscemi is in stalker now?[/QUOTE] Yes [t]http://images.wikia.com/stalker/images/3/33/Uncle_Yar.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/tsMr8.jpg[/t] [QUOTE=Monkeytracks;34355396]Well I just started playing Clear Sky today, and clearing out the swamps is hard. I have NO bandages, nor medkits.[/QUOTE] You should go back to Docent Suslov and buy some. The camp next to where you start out the "Faction Wars" should have some medkit / bandages.

Well I just started playing Clear Sky today, and clearing out the swamps is hard. I have NO bandages, nor medkits.

I did a Blabs run in Freelurk. SKS, medkit, two bandages and 35 rounds. I fucking made it inside the CNPP without dying. I feel proud of myself. Oh and I had A leather jacket.

Going to try to make a dramatic reading video of this. [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/1/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony/New-Guest[/url]

[QUOTE=Paravin;34355584]Going to try to make a dramatic reading video of this. [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/1/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony/New-Guest[/url][/QUOTE] yes pls i want to hear the voice of my idol

Oh wait I can't find my mic.

[QUOTE=Paravin;34355584]Going to try to make a dramatic reading video of this. [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/1/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony/New-Guest[/url][/QUOTE] how can someone spell illuminated but not of either this is an idiot or a poor troll [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] "United States Marine Corporations." oh god

[QUOTE=Paravin;34355616]Oh wait I can't find my mic.[/QUOTE] god fucking damn it

The fanfiction, summarized up to what I have read so far. [quote]A stalker named Nikolai gets sucked into a vortex anomaly which teleports him to Equestria. Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Rarity stumble across his unconcious body and wake him up. After the initial WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, Rainbow Dash steals Nikolaii's vodka and gets wasted, and starts hitting on Nikolai. They take Nik to Fluttershy's house to get patched up, and while there he and Dash get accidentally drunk on vodka and end up making out. Nik wakes up with Rainbow Dash sleeping on top of him, flips out, grabs his kalashnikov out of his bag, shoots Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity. Then he goes on a killing spree throughout Ponyville, massacring fillies and mares. Finally, Celestia comes to stop him and asks if he "feels guilt for what he did". When Nikolai says yes, Celestia resets time and allows Nik to make amends. He and Dash confess their love for eachother, and fuck. Later when he's at Twilight's house, Twilight starts hitting on him, and Dash gets jealous and storms out. Nikolai flips out, tries to kill Twilight, and then gets arrested by Celestia's royal guards, who lock him up in Celestia's dungeon, where he meets Major Degytarev from Call of Pripyat. Together they make an attempt to break out of the prisons, but Celestia stops him, and reveals that Rainbow Dash killed herself over Nikolai. She then offers to reset time again if he forsakes going back to the Zone and instead stays in Equestria. He then sleeps with Celestia. I stopped reading here. [/quote] [B]Edit[/B] Dude Paravin we need to collaborate on this epic reading thing. TACKLE THIS AS A TEAM.

[QUOTE=1239the;34356019]The fanfiction, summarized up to what I have read so far. [B]Edit[/B] Dude Paravin we need to collaborate on this epic reading thing. TACKLE THIS AS A TEAM.[/QUOTE] Fuck when Degtyrev showed up I thought they were going to shoot everyone How out of character

[QUOTE=Paravin;34355584]Going to try to make a dramatic reading video of this. [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/1/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony/New-Guest[/url][/QUOTE] It doesn't seem well-written, but you should read it. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Paravin;34355616]Oh wait I can't find my mic.[/QUOTE] Straight buster.

Wow not only is this fanfiction downright horribly written, the author literally gives up two thirds of the way through and the rest of the thing is nonsequitorial halfassery.