STALKER Series Megathread: All news we get about STALKER 2 are bad jokes and concept art - Games

And now Nikolai(the main character of this fic) is training dragon shouts with another pony. I am displeased with this whole story. edit: even though the second voice in his head is quite entertaining.

Everyone knows that I have the most fitting voice for such shit. WE SHALL LISTEN TO IT OVER LIVESTREAM BY THE DARK [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [media]http://soundcloud.com/croguy/stalker-call-of-pony-a[/media] Preview edition. I can't do any dramatic tones yet because no dialouges. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] Alright I read ahead a little and formed some shit out, gotta add more ham, but my microphone is handicapping it.

[QUOTE=croguy;34356704]Everyone knows that I have the most fitting voice for such shit. WE SHALL LISTEN TO IT OVER LIVESTREAM BY THE DARK [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [media]http://soundcloud.com/croguy/stalker-call-of-pony-a[/media] Preview edition. I can't do any dramatic tones yet because no dialouges. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] Alright I read ahead a little and formed some shit out, gotta add more ham, but my microphone is handicapping it.[/QUOTE] 100 times better than any voice actor in Call of Pripyat.

[QUOTE=Paravin;34355584]Going to try to make a dramatic reading video of this. [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/1/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony/New-Guest[/url][/QUOTE] Stopped reading when Degtyarev started talking about quickscoping.

SOUNDCLOUD SUCKS Jesus fuck

[QUOTE=LaughBann;34357567]100 times better than any voice actor in Call of Pripyat.[/QUOTE] cnpp nuclear power station

[QUOTE=Thorny;34357946]cnpp nuclear power station[/QUOTE] It sounds much more awesome in Croatian and other Slavic languages, man. Also power station. It'd be much more easier for me if it wasn't for the crazy as fuck pronouncation English has.

i meant that cnpp already includes nuclear power plant in it so you don't need to say it again :)

[QUOTE=Thorny;34358604]i meant that cnpp already includes nuclear power plant in it so you don't need to say it again :)[/QUOTE] "CNPP nuclear power station, it all happened thrity years ago" It's in the text, bro.

oh i didn't realise you were reading off someone elses text, this is what happens when you don't read posts properly since it was like 100+ since I last read the thread

[QUOTE=chutney;34352831]I love you, name generator.[/QUOTE] 10:28 AM - Wyv: i just gave your screenshot to a chat that i frequent and then suddenly this happened 10:28 AM - Wyv: [url]http://i.imgur.com/a8DD4.jpg[/url] 10:29 AM - Ludd: hue

Is there a russian voice over mod for SGM? The english voices...the voices...

[QUOTE=Ghost101;34360336]Is there a russian voice over mod for SGM? The english voices...the voices...[/QUOTE] wuuuuuuuuuuuuuurm fewd [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Muukkis;34341312] Are you going to publish the contest winners somewhere or keep a lid on it due to possible spoilers releasing too soon ?[/QUOTE]

I hadn't realized how bad they were till I've been playing with the russian voices for the past year or so. Then BAM, terrible VA's everywhere.

Chapter 1's finished, complete with aligned voice levels and grammatical errors created by the fact that the writer cannot really write. [media]http://soundcloud.com/croguy/stalker-call-of-pony-chapter-1[/media] [QUOTE=Paravin;34357924]SOUNDCLOUD SUCKS Jesus fuck[/QUOTE] I'm not really familiar with any kind of a better alternative, and I'm not really willing to put the chapters up as a video on youtube as of right now, either.

[QUOTE=1239the;34350244]Fellow stalkers, I have some bad news. Brace yourselves. [URL="http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony"]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3255/Stalker---Call-Of-Pony[/URL][/quote] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111005233440/stalker/images/thumb/3/3a/Tark.jpg/185px-Tark.jpg[/img] its a mutated horse. [url]http://stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Tark[/url] jesus christ reading through this shit is hard. i feel like playing stalker and fucking killing everything in it

Tark is very angry now. Also I bet that if a real stalker would of ended up in a shit that deep he'd just massacre the entire place, steal all the shit worth something, then hightail it back to Ukraine with all the bodies and declare horse meat eating contest.

[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;34361181][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111005233440/stalker/images/thumb/3/3a/Tark.jpg/185px-Tark.jpg[/img] its a mutated horse. [url]http://stalker.wikia.com/wiki/Tark[/url] jesus christ reading through this shit is hard. i feel like playing stalker and fucking killing everything in it[/QUOTE] STALKER needs more producers and herbivores. More of a functioning ecosystem.

[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;34361181]jesus christ reading through this shit is hard. i feel like playing stalker and fucking killing everything in it[/QUOTE] I know it's trollfic, no one in their right mind would write that seriously but it's still really awkward to read through it. Kind of like this one : [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7425701/1/Thru_The_Darkness_To_You[/url] [QUOTE=Author's comments;34361181]This is my very first story here, it is mixed fan fic of two really good things I know, K-On! being the first one of course and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game series being the second[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zezibesh;34362162]Cute girls doing cute things... in the Zone?[/QUOTE] With a drunken finnish neckbeard author self-insert,yes.

Cute girls doing cute things... in the Zone?

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34362162]Cute girls doing cute things... in the Zone?[/QUOTE] I bet the Brain Scorcher is the cause of that. "cute girls and cute things", pf! Everyone knows that the chances fidning a "girl" in The Zone are less likely than finding The Oasis!

[quote]Expression : fatal error Function : CInifile::r_section File : D:\prog_repository\sources\trunk\xrCore\Xr_ini.cpp Line : 502 Description : <no expression> Arguments : Can't open section 'af_kashtan'. Please attach [*.ini_log] file to your bug report[/quote]Crashes with this on load screen, I installed SGM 2.1 and all 3 patches

[QUOTE=croguy;34362213]I bet the Brain Scorcher is the cause of that. "cute girls and cute things", pf! Everyone knows that the chances fidning a "girl" in The Zone are less likely than finding The Oasis![/QUOTE] "Vaginas are the only true anomaly in the zone." -Unknown Spoken like a true stalker.

I installed SGM and all the patches, along with the translation. How do i change it to english in-game? I got it. Localization.ltx, :downs:

Okay I totally have dibs on the second chapter reading and IronDuke has the third. we are making this happen.

[QUOTE=croguy;34356704]Everyone knows that I have the most fitting voice for such shit. WE SHALL LISTEN TO IT OVER LIVESTREAM BY THE DARK [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [media]http://soundcloud.com/croguy/stalker-call-of-pony-a[/media] Preview edition. I can't do any dramatic tones yet because no dialouges. [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] Alright I read ahead a little and formed some shit out, gotta add more ham, but my microphone is handicapping it.[/QUOTE] How exactly is a weapon expansive? Is it expansive enough to put a runway on there? [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=1239the;34362763]Okay I totally have dibs on the second chapter reading and IronDuke has the third. we are making this happen.[/QUOTE] Make sure to put the Ma Baker in the background of your reading.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/g8npK.jpg[/t] [I]Decided to assault Rostok by night. Maybe I could slit the unbelievers' throats while they sleep. Silent approach failed as I had to run away from blind dogs, only to run straight into uniformed dogs[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/JNjmP.jpg[/t] [I]Ahh, a higher-ranking Duty dog[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/PH3HK.jpg[/t] [I]Lacking ammo for my M16A4, I had to switch to an AKS-74[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/YsQ2U.jpg[/t] [I]Crept to the warehouse until a stalker shouted "GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!", catching me off guard. He should have just shot me without saying anything[/I] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-geno.gif[/img] [t]http://i.imgur.com/bhoNZ.jpg[/t] [I]An alarm started blaring and I realized I had to retreat[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/bhoNZ.jpg[/t] [I]The long strecth of road and my scoped rifle gave me an advantage even with their numbers[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/0tW3b.jpg[/t] [I]The unbelievers did not exercise caution and rushed out of their well-defended areas[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/ZOOvV.jpg[/t] [I]One of the heretics was Captain Ivantsov, leader of Duty's mutant hunters[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/SF2E6.jpg[/t] [I]Some stalkers tried to push through the warehouse but were stopped short of that goal[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/M6cT9.jpg[/t] [I]Tried to make a break for it and rush to an area which would be easier to defend but was intercepted by a juggernaut in an exoskeleton[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/4UYr8.jpg[/t] [I]He still went down like everyone else. I saw that perhaps it was best to retreat as dawn was coming and that would mean I would be sandwiched by Duty reinforcements and the defenders of Rostok[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/BE8eL.jpg[/t] [I]I wanted to smite one last, unbeliever, an apparent expert stalker in a SEVA suit. He was quick enough in his movements that I didn't get proper shots at him. I turned to flee as he dug a grenade from his pocket. As I ran from the explosion, I felt shrapnel entering my back through the shredded armour. I fell on my stomach, trying to crawl forward. Maybe I could fight once more, for the Glory of the Monolith...[/I] [t]http://i.imgur.com/0U1uZ.jpg[/t] [I]..Holiest Monolith...remember my sacrifice...I will serve...you in death..forever[/I] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-gibs.gif[/img] [t]http://images.wikia.com/stalker/images/1/1b/Fang's_cross.jpg[/t] [QUOTE=Final Score;34279933] : [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Smartass[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Cap[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Scarecrow[/B] ✔ [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226033450/stalker/images/thumb/d/de/Monolith_Patch.png/22px-Monolith_Patch.png[/img] [B]Max[/B] ✔ [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226033450/stalker/images/thumb/d/de/Monolith_Patch.png/22px-Monolith_Patch.png[/img] [B]Shurik Myskovski[/B] ✔ [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226033450/stalker/images/thumb/d/de/Monolith_Patch.png/22px-Monolith_Patch.png[/img] [B]Borya Mendez[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Vasiliev[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Kruglov[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Warrant Officer[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Nimble[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Wolf[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Tolik[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Poker[/B] ✔ [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226033450/stalker/images/thumb/d/de/Monolith_Patch.png/22px-Monolith_Patch.png[/img] [B]Master[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Warrant Officer[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Barin[/B] ✔ [editline]herp[/editline] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Sergeant Klitchenko[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]Captain Ivantsov[/B] ✔ [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] = Regular named duncecap [B]1 pts[/B] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226033450/stalker/images/thumb/d/de/Monolith_Patch.png/22px-Monolith_Patch.png[/img] = Ranking list dude, [B]2 pts[/B] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111015012842/stalker/images/4/41/CoP_RadGood.PNG[/img] = Faction Leader, [B]3 pts[/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Points;34279933][B]Score :[/B] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100313055954/stalker/images/thumb/5/52/SCS_Loners.png/22px-SCS_Loners.png[/img] [B]x 14 = 14 pts[/B] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226033450/stalker/images/thumb/d/de/Monolith_Patch.png/22px-Monolith_Patch.png[/img] [B]x 4 = 8 pts[/B] [B]Total = 22 pts[/B][/QUOTE] And thus ends my run in the Monolith challenge. I must say it was quite fun and really felt really stalker-like when you only have one life at your disposal :v: .

[QUOTE=1239the;34356019]The fanfiction, summarized up to what I have read so far. [B]Edit[/B] Dude Paravin we need to collaborate on this epic reading thing. TACKLE THIS AS A TEAM.[/QUOTE] I think I get the actual super-secret plot! Nikolai, being the worst fucking stalker ever, walks right into a whirligig. He dies and the rest of the fic covers his adventures in hell.

finally fucked the monoliths shit to perfection killed sid and shot up the consciousness my experience is comPLETE [editline]23rd January 2012[/editline] except for killing the faggot who thought ground shake was a good idea i really need to do that for the truest experience ALSO TOLIK [IMG]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/649876689886379498/E5FBEEE8621C0FD16E7DCA4187755180FA9F36D7/?.jpg[/IMG]

Oh hey, the local video rental place here in the Netherlands has Tarkovsky's [i]Stalker![/i]