Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[darkedone02]

I never played the Elder Scrolls Arena, but i did played a bit of Daggerfall and Morrowind but never did beaten them, only oblivion and working on skyrim (when I stop remaking characters and try not to get burned out). On every Elder Scroll game that I played, you really can't rely on the developers to make great content out there like HD textures or challenging fights or anything like that... Mods help make the game more better then it's default, but sometimes I wish the developers push themselves to make sometimes more unique and less repetitive things and less useless stuff. For example, why do I receive the stormcloaks normal uniform from Jarl Ulfric when I have better gear then what he gave me? It be best if they did something like "armor level scaling" to improve the armor value to make it somewhat better then what my gear currently have.

[Jallen]

So here's something that really annoys me. I can kill a dragon in 2 power attacks and it takes off maybe 1/10 of my health, but when I encounter 2-3 Falmer nightstalkers I need to start guzzling down health potions? Gah it's stupid.

[Funsize]

[QUOTE=Jallen;34028987]So here's something that really annoys me. I can kill a dragon in 2 power attacks and it takes off maybe 1/10 of my health, but when I encounter 2-3 Falmer nightstalkers I need to start guzzling down health potions? Gah it's stupid.[/QUOTE]
Stray bandit arrow takes a quarter of my health.

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=Jallen;34028987]So here's something that really annoys me. I can kill a dragon in 2 power attacks and it takes off maybe 1/10 of my health, but when I encounter 2-3 Falmer nightstalkers I need to start guzzling down health potions? Gah it's stupid.[/QUOTE]

Soon enough there's going to be some sort of balance mod.

[jonoPorter]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UFu7m.jpg[/IMG]

[Seiteki]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34028360]Have you considered

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/36567.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

As a character?[/QUOTE]

I remade my current Argonian. Going from light armor and archery to heavy armor and greatswords.
Could probably edit this avatar with an Argonian face and it'd be a spitting image.

[The Ultimate]

That master lock shit is too true

[Seiteki]

First thing I'm going to attempt when the CK comes out;

Removing all Slaughterfish from Skyrim.
Annoying pests, even worse since you can't attack while in water.

[Jeff the Hobo]

[QUOTE=Scarbo;34022625][url]www.gags.net/geeky/skyrim-game-fans-cook-sunlight-souffle-video_7129f44e6.html/[/url]

Now we just need a sweetroll recipe and we're set[/QUOTE]

[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k4aUDjeiEs[/video]

Media tags aren't working, video tags aren't working. What the hell is do we do now?

[Candy Bee]

So I got this for PC (been playing it on the XBox, but really wanted mods and crap, so I got it with the Steam sale and am now waiting on a wired controller to come in [it feels way too much like a console port]). I've actually got quite a few character concepts that I want to try (I'm a bit of a roleplayer). Which should I go for first?

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] - Remake the XBox character - Dunmer rogue, focusing on Archery, Sneak, and Heavy Armor (for Ebony Mail :love: ) as combat abilities, and letting everything else go as needed. Character is meant to be a bit of a good character, not joining Thieves' Guild and [sp]destroying the DB[/sp]. Other than that, pretty much anything goes, including slight glitches and exploits.

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img] - Ex-Legionnaire, honorably discharged from the Cyrodiil force. Wanting to return to the Legion, he left for Skyrim, and got caught in the ambush just before the beginning of the game. Legion work comes first in quests, must finish a quest as soon as he gets it, no putting it off unless more important orders from higher-ups come in. Deathly afraid of undead, and cannot fight them. Must rely on companions to fight them. No magic, only allowed to use Legion-issued items.

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/img] - Argonian (likely thief/assassin, not gone through Thieves' Guild nor DB yet; feel free to suggest another playstyle) deathly afraid of water he can't wade through (no higher than waist-level).

Also I'm looking to mod the crap out of Skyrim, pretty much. Have SKSE, ENB, yadda's config, Container Categorization, Deadly Dragons, "Quality World Map", Realistic Water, SkyUI, Categorized Favorites Menu, iHUD, Balanced Magic, and JaySuS swords. Probably going to also install the Acceleration Layer and use the TESModManager. Anything else worth downloading?

[lcpong1]

Carrying weight is so bloody annoying......... Especially the as-heavy-as-iron dragon bones...

[Jallen]

[QUOTE=lcpong1;34029233]Carrying weight is so bloody annoying......... Especially the as-heavy-as-iron dragon bones...[/QUOTE]

[url]http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Steed_Stone[/url]

[quote]gives a bonus of 100 extra carrying capacity and no movement penalty is received by armor. Armor also has 0 weight when equipped[/quote]

[dogmachines]

[QUOTE=Seiteki;34029164]First thing I'm going to attempt when the CK comes out;

Removing all Slaughterfish from Skyrim.
Annoying pests, even worse since you can't attack while in water.[/QUOTE]
They make the swampy area east of Solitude such a bitch to fast travel out of. "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby" and there's a random slaughterfish that isn't in combat with me SOMEWHERE under the water.

[mikester112]

[img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7/redonewyrm.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1968/dwemerroller.jpg[/img]

I like where this is going.

[Seiteki]

Wingless dragons?
Bipedal centurions?

[lcpong1]

Dwarven Mechs !

[lektro]

[QUOTE=mikester112;34029338][img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7/redonewyrm.jpg[/img]

I like where this is going.[/QUOTE]

That reminds me, the dragons in Skyrim are actually wyverns because they have two feet and not four

[Enth]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34029405]That reminds me, the dragons in Skyrim are actually wyverns because they have two feet and not four[/QUOTE]

Don't start this again.

[lektro]

let's start this again

[JustGman]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;34029405]That reminds me, the dragons in Skyrim are actually wyverns because they have two feet and not four[/QUOTE]
they are dergons because the devs said so, regardless of all fantasy lore ever.

[Jallen]

Ugh don't even bother with it, who gives a shit.

[mikester112]

I've always considered wyverns as a subspecies of dragons, which still makes them dragons.

[papaya]

the dragons are different because earth dragons have puny four legs but tamriel dragons only need two because they're badass

[Funsize]

Argonians are trees, dragons have two legs. Deal with it.

[Exnem]

Why isn't Skyrim like Fallout that when you disguise yourself like, let's say, a faction, they wont attack you. I am a high elf with full elven armor.

[dass]

Such fun to summon a Dremora Lord and do your shit while you stand in a corner shooting some spells and he takes all the damage.
Even more fun when he goes batshit insane to kill a wolf or a skeever.

[coco911231]

[QUOTE=Black;34029673]Why isn't Skyrim like Fallout that when you disguise yourself like, let's say, a faction, they wont attack you. I am a high elf with full elven armor.[/QUOTE]

if you go and do that one quest where you have to [sp]find some evidence in that solitude party for the chick who stole the jurgen windcaller horn[/sp] you can find a set of [sp]thalmor armour[/sp] which acts as a disguise, they wont attack nord/breton/argonian/kaajit/imperial until they get up close, wood elves and dark elves can get closer, and if you're a high elf you can just stroll around, not even sneaking, and the others will say things like "why arent you at your post, justiciar?"

[sp]player.setrace highelf[/sp]

[xenodrox]

[QUOTE=dass;34029744]Such fun to summon a Dremora Lord and do your shit while you stand in a corner shooting some spells and he takes all the damage.
Even more fun when he goes batshit insane to kill a wolf or a skeever.[/QUOTE]

Conjuration + alteration with midas magic and balanced magic makes me feel like a boss. I love to conjure up an atronach and let it fuck shit up while I root everything to the ground with vines.

As an aside, there should be an option in the skyrim nexus to hide any mod with the words amazing, sexy, or skimpy in the title.

[Vegh]

[QUOTE=mikester112;34029338][img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7/redonewyrm.jpg[/img]

I like where this is going.[/QUOTE]

Now its just a gaint lizard that shoots fire,I like it.

[Milkie]

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