Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards
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Over a week into my current character, and i've barely made a dent in the amount of quests (not counting the constantly generated ones) Level 30, full legendary ebony with (admittedly rather average) enchantments, on my way to Daedric.
[editline]19th January 2012[/editline]
I am going to cave Alduin's skull in and mount the broken mess above the front door of Honeyside.
I just realized, the dragons are really misunderstood. In the dragon tongue "Yol" is how the dragons greet each other (Paarthurnax tells you this), but this shout also creates a puff of fire. So the dragons aren't trying to burn everyone, they just want to say hello, and then everyone gets scared and starts shooting the dragon.
[QUOTE=Funsize;34288162][IMG]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2601/tesv2012011921543136.jpg[/IMG]
Decided to go through all the diseases in the game and change their description to something more like Morrowind. (In fact, half of the descriptions are taken straight from there)[/QUOTE]Do want.
[editline]19th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=CowThing;34291523]I just realized, the dragons are really misunderstood. In the dragon tongue "Yol" is how the dragons greet each other (Paarthurnax tells you this), but this shout also creates a puff of fire. So the dragons aren't trying to burn everyone, they just want to say hello, and then everyone gets scared and starts shooting the dragon.[/QUOTE]I wonder if there's any other species in the Elder Scrolls universe that greet each other in ways that are similarly lethal to men and mer. Perhaps a clan of giants that greet each other by hurling a goat at the other's testicles.
Maybe giants say hello by hitting each other in the head with clubs, this just happens to be instantly lethal to smaller species.
Streaming a new Battlemage Khajiit with mic.
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Been playing around with the streaming settings, let me know if it looks alright ( my upload speed is not great )
Anybody got an extremely fun class build they could suggest I play to have a lot of fun? I've been finding the game kind of boring using the standard shield and one handed weapon combo, so I think I should experiment with magic... any suggestions?
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;34291659]Maybe giants say hello by hitting each other in the head with clubs, this just happens to be instantly lethal to smaller species.[/QUOTE]
Nah, it isn't the hit that kills you... it is the landing.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34291899]Nah, it isn't the hit that kills you... it is the landing.[/QUOTE]
It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.
Swedes will get this.
[sp]"Fart" in Swedish means "speed"
"Smäll" in Swedish means "bang" (sort off... in this example it's used for when you crash into something; ie the ground). Smäll is also pronouced the same as smell in English.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Divran;34292048]It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.
Swedes will get this.
[sp]"Fart" in Swedish means "speed"
"Smäll" in Swedish means "bang" (sort off... in this example it's used for when you crash into something; ie the ground). Smäll is also pronouced the same as smell in English.[/sp][/QUOTE]
LOL Petter solberg.
[QUOTE=Divran;34292048]It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.
Swedes will get this.
[sp]"Fart" in Swedish means "speed"
"Smäll" in Swedish means "bang" (sort off... in this example it's used for when you crash into something; ie the ground). Smäll is also pronouced the same as smell in English.[/sp][/QUOTE]
You are welcome for that joke.
[QUOTE=Divran;34292048]It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell.
Swedes will get this.
[sp]"Fart" in Swedish means "speed"
"Smäll" in Swedish means "bang" (sort off... in this example it's used for when you crash into something; ie the ground). Smäll is also pronouced the same as smell in English.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I guess that is the same for all Scandinavian languages. Also our word for [sp]smäll[/sp] is written [sp]smell[/sp].
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34292279]I guess that is the same for all Scandinavian languages. Also our word for [sp]smäll[/sp] is written [sp]sell[/sp].[/QUOTE]
No. It's written smell.
[sp]faen![/sp]
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34292511][sp]faen![/sp][/QUOTE]
Now you're just making shit up...
[QUOTE=Dominicus;34292532]Now you're just making shit up...[/QUOTE]
Norwegian for "fuck". Not synonymous with having sex in Norwegian though.
I want to do a magic character. So far I've done rogues and knights. Not sure which magical school to go for, and what sort of character to play. I might RP it a bit more instead of just whoring out smithing and enchanting, like I usually do.
So I just found out that the creation kit will come with a steam workshop feature.
Go fuck yourself, nexus, you now have an actual concurrence.
[editline]19th January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shibbey;34292540]I want to do a magic character. So far I've done rogues and knights. Not sure which magical school to go for, and what sort of character to play. I might RP it a bit more instead of just whoring out smithing and enchanting, like I usually do.[/QUOTE]
A lot of people think destruction suck (I think it's fine) so you might as well wait for the CK to come out and download an overhaul to make full-magic character actually worth the try.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;34292540]I want to do a magic character. So far I've done rogues and knights. Not sure which magical school to go for, and what sort of character to play. I might RP it a bit more instead of just whoring out smithing and enchanting, like I usually do.[/QUOTE]
Go for destruction and conjuration, that way if you find the destruction to be inadequate you can conjure up a pair of bound war axes. Also don't go for wards, go for light armor.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;34292540]I want to do a magic character. So far I've done rogues and knights. Not sure which magical school to go for, and what sort of character to play. I might RP it a bit more instead of just whoring out smithing and enchanting, like I usually do.[/QUOTE]
Alteration and Conjuration. Set enemies up against each other and summon some thralls for good measure. Some bound stuff if you're feeling smashy.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;34288218]Heh.[/QUOTE]
oh my god that totally invalidated my point
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;34292544]So I just found out that the creation kit [sp]will come with a steam[/sp][/QUOTE]
This sentence got me way too excited for no reason.
Can't wait till someone puts in an actual spoiler in one of those tags and everyone will think that it's another harmless Scandinavian swearword
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;34288629][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5793726/TltK1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Watch him blow up the entire college while trying to cast his shitty flame cloak spell on the college for "protection"
He'll either do that, or loot everything from the arch-Mage chambers and make off like a bitch.
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Never trust a race that's an offspring of a mountain lion and a diseased falmer.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;34292540]I want to do a magic character. So far I've done rogues and knights. Not sure which magical school to go for, and what sort of character to play. I might RP it a bit more instead of just whoring out smithing and enchanting, like I usually do.[/QUOTE]
If the standard destruction spells aren't working, use this console command: [Help "firebolt storm" 0] Quotations included. It should be either the first or second Firebolt storm spell code. Next use this command:
[player.addspell (spell code here)] And when you check your destruction spells, Firebolt storm should be in there.
If it's not the right one, try a different spell code (I think there's about 5 of them)
i want some more light armors in this game
Has anyone else caught this? [sp]After you get the Falmer translation for the diary[/sp]
[IMG]http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/72406TESV 2012-01-18 20-14-32-90.png[/IMG]
What am I meant to be catching?
[QUOTE=tom1029;34293088]What am I meant to be catching?[/QUOTE]
Do you not undertstand?
Yeah, there's a few typos in subtitles and a few places where the subtitles differ slightly from what's being said (Off the top of my head "They live forever in twilight" subtitled as "They become one with the shadows", the subtitled version being a letter line in my opinion, including the suggestion that its something more sinister.)
Haven't seen this disturbing mod being posted here...
So, um...
[t]http://static.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/images/5030-1-1325378953.jpg[/t]
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