Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34330643]"These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels warmness from your presence."[/QUOTE]

And everything Kharjo has ever said.

I think it's a sign of respect.

[cheesedelux]

[QUOTE=Tinter;34330424]I don't think I've heard one refer to him/herself with race though.[/QUOTE]

[url=http://youtu.be/H5aEw01WGnY?t=10m26s]Only video I could find. They said it absolutely all the time in Morrowind. It's used mostly for generic dialogue in place of "I".[/url]

[Killuah]

Fuck I forgot where I left Barbas waiting. Any way to get back to him?

[Tinter]

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;34330760][url=http://youtu.be/H5aEw01WGnY?t=10m26s]Only video I could find. They said it absolutely all the time in Morrowind. It's used mostly for generic dialogue in place of "I".[/url][/QUOTE]

I never played morrorwind so I guess that's why I never heard it.

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34330297]Not sure why people bother with it. Get the FXAA injector and then just force ssao through your nvidia drivers, assuming you have nvidia[/QUOTE]Where might I get this FXAA injector? All i've found so far are a bunch of configs for it. Doesn't Skyrim have FXAA already, anyway?

[droolingPhantasm]

[url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5134[/url]
That shield is huge.

[lektro]

[QUOTE=MeltingData;34331433][url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5134[/url]
That shield is huge.[/QUOTE]

pretty normal shield actually

[Conely]

[QUOTE=MeltingData;34331433][url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5134[/url]
That shield is huge.[/QUOTE]

That was sort of the point, so you could bunch up behind it and have as much covered as possible.

[dgg]

[QUOTE=MeltingData;34331433][url]http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5134[/url]
That shield is huge.[/QUOTE]

That's because those shields are huge.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKpGddmArs&feature=related[/media]

[Sharker]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;34330231]So I just murdered Anise to claim her cabin. As I was dragging her naked body down to the nearest river, I noticed a Hunter making camp. She looked like she would tell, so I murdered her too. I dragged both of the naked bodies into the river and they went over the nearby waterfall, never to be seen again.[/QUOTE]

um, why were they naked?

[Col. Buggernuts]

Started collecting every single alchemy ingredient I find rather than selling them. Storing them all in breezehome's alchemy room for easy access.

Does someone know where I can find the optimisation program that dgg mentioned?

[dgg]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34331745]Started collecting every single alchemy ingredient I find rather than selling them. Storing them all in breezehome's alchemy room for easy access.

Does someone know where I can find the optimisation program that dgg mentioned?[/QUOTE]

[url=www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=5695]The FPS booster?[/url] (be sure to read the important parts in the description)

And why don't you just ask me?

[hypno-toad]

I was carrying alchemy ingredients around with my stealth mage character.

I dumped them all in my solitude crib and removed 120 pounds from my inventory

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;34331838]I have around 300 Snowberries and 100 of each type of mountain flower

I'll probably never use any of them :v:[/QUOTE]
They're [I]EVERYWHERE.[/I]

[Makrin]

[QUOTE=Ermac20;34330517]i kinda meant like this

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ARbHFqmZVm0/TP6XFUEVFcI/AAAAAAAAAOE/CKTh6Ii7KMo/s1600/dagger.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Oh hey look, it's Mehrunes' Razor.

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=Sharker;34331696]um, why were they naked?[/QUOTE]

They're easier to drag when they have nothing in their inventory.

Also, no identifiable clothing.

[leontodd]

and the bragger did swagger

[Chaos Creator]

[url]http://www.livestream.com/rolond[/url]

we have a drunk person livestreaming skyrim whilst talking about virtually anything to us in mumble

enjoy

[Rolond Absconds]

chaos nice one

[Exnem]

has anyone played arena in here.
is it good

[Rolond Absconds]

yah get in the steam

[DrasarSalman]

So I did a lot of useless stuff today: First I started in Solitude because I was on my way all the way over to Whiterun to deliver a message from captain tullius. On the way, I took my usual greeting with the carriage rider, which I don't use because I am tryng not to fast travel and try to sleep at night:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268370656/E094EF1C44DAEF93F47E53E2ED80928041C5FAF8/[/t]

When I reached Rorikstead, a guard greeted me with a message reminding me that I accedentally stole something right in front of someone's face, so I went to jail. As I was there I broke out through a hatch and went through some tunnels, I escaped from the guard barracks where I realized I had to pick up my stuff, so I went in a corner, waited till night and snook through the whole city up to dragon reach where I got my stuff back. After escaping, I realized they didn't recognize me... until I talked to them. I didn't want to go to jail, but also didn't want to pay 100 extra gold in addition to my bounty of 5, so I ran. After making my daring escape from the city, I realized the carriage driver was useless and only gave me compliments, so I had to keep going on foot. On the way, I sa the headless horseman... and a sabercat:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268369145/E93CBFD3A1DACCA5ABD30B39EE30C843E541501F/[/t]

I didn't have time, so I ignored him and ran away from the angry ancestor. On the way, I decided to go to Falkreath to avoid getting attacked by the guards in Rorikstead again, so I headed south and went through bandits and animals on the way. When I arrived I found out it was no past to sleep since the time was 5am so I decided to go to the local inn to drink some mead and spend time with the NPCs constantly staring at me:

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268367721/31DBBEDD147FB4E7C20B211DA36ACF571EDD2539/[/t]

I soon decided to go visit a house on top of a hill before the stores opened, to get there, I had to go through a bandit checkpoint, one bandit went down from the tower, but got killed by a spider on the way. The other one, a woman, got killed by my arrows. I ended with killing the spider and looting all the bodies. When I got to the house, I picked the lock and got in. As I then proceeded to steal all the coins, I found a button, opening a secret passage to a hidden bandit sanctuary. I went through it, using arrows to kill the bandits and finished or assassinated some with daggers all while staying hidden. I also found a dead Khajiit couple:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268372450/3E01C069550CE50FB11485CB68D7986547674EC8/[/t]

When I had been everywhere in there and looted everything (including some silver candle holders and a mold to make them) I proceeded to figure out what to do with the place. I wanted to cover it up, making it look like nothing happened if anyone else get into the house. So I pulled the body of the dead bandit into the cave and made her death look like an accident:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268373359/6F8F52934B87A356A70197EDCA7741C2BC6CBA26/[/t]

Such an unfortunate fate for the lightly dressed hard worker who was just transporting cabbage. I also closed the hidden door and exited the house. As I went back to town, I checked the time and it was showing 5pm so I was back where I started:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268377382/CF6B04D70CA0A84AC47C050E104F910DF5B3BC51/[/t]

As I exited Falkreath, made sure to start both the two daedric quests and a quest involving a lost pack of hunters. I continued my journey back to Solitude and on the way, found a lost hunter who had lost the others in a bear cave full of spriggans so I helped him making his friends bodies justified and in reward got a "lucky" dagger. As I continued my travels, I headed a bit north to see a stone, but on the way, in an ocean, I found a shipwreck containing cut in half:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268362007/130F1F23B40DB67E8D34543B19ABA81D0D6367E4/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268362833/C8BFF243B198324934F31FD2FC2CB57C62F12AC2/[/t]

After finding the lover stone, I went back to a horse I had bought in Solitude before I left to Whiterun and after going a long way east, I saw a fort in the distance, I didn't visit it, but proceeded to trying to find a road to Markarth, In doing this I came to a cliff and suddenly got attacked by a bear and fell off, my horse was fine, but we fell down to a Forsworn base located outside an ancient nord tomb. After running away from that, we found a road as the Borealis surrounded us in the sky in purple and blue colors. I also discovered a small shrine of diebella and received a blessing, also here is the fort I saw:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268363709/068ECFF2B4E718B2F4C53F291863D02AB4878149/[/t][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268359558/B12B3BD7E4C83A98346EFBA69DC52FCEE04111C3/[/t]

As I came to Markarth, I slept at the local inn on a stone bed (the deep elves seem to have some uncomfortable beds). After waking up and going down to the inn, a local beggar wanted two pieces of my gold and I gladly accepted, but then he told me to steal a large statue from the temple in the city, I had nothing else to do, so I proceeded to do it. Unfortunately, I seem to had come at a bad time because the priests were praying down in the temple where the statue was. I got the key from the priestess and went down there, I sneaked around the priestesses as they were receiving the holy word and quickly nagged the statue before one of them went down into the room it was located in. I sneaked out and gave he beggar the statue, receiving a surprising large sum of money for a beggar. As I exited I took a quick look at my journal, seeing the goal to actually deliver the message to the Jarl of Whiterun was unchecked. I suddenly came to think, I didn't really do that. So I thought on it on my horse who now seemed to have broken her leg:
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596959394268360692/404D23A6ADBD17BDA0DD037BFA799AD4EEF82094/[/t]

I saved and quit.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Black;34332351]has anyone played arena in here.
is it good[/QUOTE]

Short answer, no. Long answer yes, BUT its an awesome concept with a lot of awesome stuff, but its incredibly user-unfriendly, the beginning dungeon makes NES's prince of persia look like a fucking cakewalk, etc. It's a good game but its very unwieldy and difficult

Daggerfall is better (play that instead if you haven't). That's really not something that you can say about a TES game very often. You can't say "morrowind is good, but oblivion is better" or "oblivion is good, but skyrim is better" daggerfall is the same formula, but is just flat out a 100% improvement on all fronts and like 95% of people who have played arena would probably agree.

[Computermaster]

Is it possible to edit the visual effect given off by Unrelenting Force?

[bourgogne]

Aw yeah argonian hunter character

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595833494774327204/0CD148072D1212B50B35F1048FF4545469768CB8/[/t]
[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595833494774334902/F8CE4911DE18EFA01B57451CD6369E76CBB615C5/[/t]

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595833494774294845/746AED463A661313692C6E1D9790B195E95AF233/[/t]

Bring me salmon steaks. Yes, ALL OF THE SALMON STEAKS

[droolingPhantasm]

[QUOTE=dgg;34331601]That's because those shields are huge.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKpGddmArs&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Now I'm going to have to watch that movie.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Lolkork;34332583]Illusion spells and sneak attacks must be the most overpowered fighting style ever.[/QUOTE]

Sure is fun though.

Cast a frenzy spell, resurrect some corpses, turn invisible and go predator on the survivors

[Chickens!]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;34332712]Sure is fun though.

Cast a frenzy spell, [B]resurrect some corpses[/B], turn invisible and go predator on the survivors[/QUOTE]

Conjuration, which is really OP after level 40 btw

[Rolond Absconds]

procaster si a terrible program i am not uploading right now this is kidn of lame

[editline]22nd January 2012[/editline]

welp it's offline

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34332735]Conjuration, which is really OP after level 40 btw[/QUOTE]

I know, it's just part of the whole stealthmage playstyle.

Ressurecting corpses is inferior to conjuring atronachs in most situations, but when you're hidden you can resurrect corpses from pretty extreme distances and its pretty funny to watch them cause havok, you can do it silently when you get the silent casting perk