Oblivion 2: Skyrim V6: Old People's Naked Bodies Fishing Secrets With Their Manly Beards

[Bread_Baron]

[QUOTE=Cone;34363900]If RP's so important to you, [sp]kill her in a very sneaky fashion. Y'know, lure her out of the orphanage and dump her body in the Ratways and shit.[/sp][/QUOTE]

I guess it was my bad for using a shout in the orphanage.

[Zernbrog]

[QUOTE=Sickle;34363974]You son of a bitch, there's only like 5 of them in Skyrim, god dammit![/QUOTE]

Not in my game. I can't even walk 10ft with out a fucking assassin trying to kill me. And all the assassins are argonian!! Why are only argonians assassins?!

[JackAttack]

[QUOTE=Zernbrog;34364185]Not in my game. I can't even walk 10ft with out a fucking assassin trying to kill me. And all the assassins are argonian!! Why are only argonians assassins?![/QUOTE]

Because they can't have any other career due to all the people in skyrim being racist and thinking all argonians are assassins.

[alxnotorious]

Grelod deserved to die. If it creates more members for the Dark Brotherhood, so be it.

[xxfalconxx]

Today, Ma'Jiik got very angry because a passing bandit attempted to steal Ma'Jiik's hard-earned money. He did not succeed, of course, but it got Ma'Jiik very angry. So, Ma'Jiik decided he would interrogate local people for info on the warlock again. First, Kajiit went up to an argonian and asked very nicely where the warlock was who cursed Ma'Jiik, while explaining his curse. The argonian became very frightened of Kajiit and attempted to murder him, probably in fear. Ma'Jiik had to deal with him in the only way he knows.
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Kajiit only knocked him out. As Ma'Jiik walked away, he hoped that when the nice argonian woke up, he would think Ma'Jiik was only a dream. It is better that way, maybe.

Ma'Jiik was disheartened at this point, understandably, but he kept asking. First a nice nord, then a fellow Kajiit, then some nice elves, and even a falmer, though Ma'Jiik did not realize that falmer are very mean creatures and do not act very civil. Kajiit did not pull his punches with him. Finally, Ma'Jiik found a troop of soldiers traveling across the land. Surely they would know! Kajiit asked a very nice argonian (who was leading the troop, what an honor!) if he had seen anything. But the argonian was very mean to Ma'Jiik. He said Kajiit was interfering with official imperial business and had to pay a fine. Ma'Jiik responded that this was new to him, and that he had never had to pay a fine for asking questions before. This apparently set the argonian into attack-the-cursed-kajiit mode, because he ran at Ma'Jiik with sword drawn. Ma'Jiik dealt with him too.
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As he ran, Kajiit could swear he saw stripped nord bodies as he fled from the many imperial troops. Ma'Jiik could beat them all up, but he'd rather not get into trouble again.

Ma'Jiik realizes this search might take a long time if he keeps beating up people.

[CaelReader]

Is the nexus down?

[V_Buns]

Is it possible to do unarmed finishers while wielding a shield?

[benaq]

So Skyrim is pretty much my first TES game. I sort of ignored Oblivion when it came out because of all the negativity towards it even though I personally never played Morrowind. This time around I ignored the hate and went for Skyrim and I pretty much love it. Should I go back and try Oblivion and Morrowind? I've been looking them up a bit and I'm bummed that acrobatics didn't make it into Skyrim. Also, inferior graphics aren't really a problem for me.

[JackAttack]

I killed grelod the old fashioned way. one handed spin attack decal in front of the kids and Michelle or whatever. As her head hit the ground it said "yu don't scare me"

[alxnotorious]

[QUOTE=V_Buns;34364514]Is it possible to do unarmed finishers while wielding a shield?[/QUOTE]

Makes sense it would. You can do finishers with shield and sword anyways.

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=V_Buns;34364514]Is it possible to do unarmed finishers while wielding a shield?[/QUOTE]
Don't believe so. All the unarmed finishers I've seen involved both hands.

Which is related to the previous discussion. Khajiit claws, gloves of the pugilist. Unarmed grappled Grelod in one hit.

[Saucy]

Right now I'm doing all the Guild/Faction side-quests.Can anyone tell me if I'm missing any?

Mages Guild
Dark Brotherhood
Thieves Guild
Imperial Legion

Is that really all of them?Besides the Stormcloak?

[kloaz]

Anybody want to be Khajiit buddies with J'Far?

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[alxnotorious]

[QUOTE=kloaz;34364837]Anybody want to be Khajiit buddies with J'Far?

[img_thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8132/2012012300001m.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

What's with that come hither look?

[benaq]

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;34364823]Right now I'm doing all the Guild/Faction side-quests.Can anyone tell me if I'm missing any?

Mages Guild
Dark Brotherhood
Thieves Guild
Imperial Legion

Is that really all of them?Besides the Stormcloak?[/QUOTE]
Bard's College. As far as I can tell it's not a real chain of quests though. Just an assortment of fetch quests.

[V_Buns]

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;34364770]Don't believe so. All the unarmed finishers I've seen involved both hands.

Which is related to the previous discussion. Khajiit claws, gloves of the pugilist. Unarmed grappled Grelod in one hit.[/QUOTE]
Looks like Ill have to ditch the shield for when I finish people off
Arjimedes, away!

[Sharker]

[QUOTE=kloaz;34364837]Anybody want to be Khajiit buddies with J'Far?

[img_thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8132/2012012300001m.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

My avatar.

[RedCzar]

Okay, I feel really stupid right now. This isn't a Skyrim question, but this is basically Elder Scrolls general. I'm playing Daggerfall, and just got the letter from the women I talk to to start the main quest. Problem is I cannot read past the first page of the parchment. What key is used to scroll through parchment paper? I really want to play this, and if this keeps me from doing it I"ll feel so fucking stupid.

[SPESSMEHREN]

My Argonian theif/assassian, Leu-Kujjav, in the reclusive depths of the wetlands south of Solitude.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/charp1.jpg[/img]

[Billy Maize]

[QUOTE=kloaz;34364837]Anybody want to be Khajiit buddies with J'Far?

[img_thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8132/2012012300001m.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/w0QWH.jpg[/img_thumb]

Sup.

[Col. Buggernuts]

Currently soul-trapping every enemy I come across (mostly Draugr so far). Going to enchant-spam the loot I get, then sell it off for a massive profit while boosting my Enchantment skill to the point that I can finally feasibly ditch my robes and go for enchanted heavy armour.
The reason i've stuck with robes for so long is that I desperately need the magicka regen boost; I have difficulty simply finding enough magicka potions for sale or the necessary alchemical ingredients at the rate I need, plus the extra weight of lugging an entire oil tanker ship's worth of potions.

I'm aiming to have a Daedric-equipped mage focussed on Destruction, Restoration, and fisticuffs (the gauntlets will be smithed to the highest possible with an unarmed damage bonus enchantment added)

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=kloaz;34364837]Anybody want to be Khajiit buddies with J'Far?

[img_thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8132/2012012300001m.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Sure you can be friends with Ravhik
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[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=kloaz;34364837]Anybody want to be Khajiit buddies with J'Far?

[img_thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8132/2012012300001m.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;34357741]Is good for Jo'Tsari to see another child of Elsweyr.
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(Although since that was taken ~six hours ago some of the equipment is outdated)

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Just noticed that I'm wearing Lady Mara's amulet there. If it was any normal place, it'd be Talos'.

[paramud]

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;34365192](Although since that was taken ~six hours ago some of the equipment is outdated)[/QUOTE]

Thees one would like to hear your secrets
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[Col. Buggernuts]

Hmm: sleep or Skyrim? I am honestly having trouble deciding; each is equally tempting.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34365335]Hmm: sleep or Skyrim? I am honestly having trouble deciding; each is equally tempting.[/QUOTE]

Skyrim.

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34365335]Hmm: sleep or Skyrim? I am honestly having trouble deciding; each is equally tempting.[/QUOTE]
Sleep in Skyrim.

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=The golden;34365028]Greload has 1hp.

You can kill her by shouting Fus at her.[/QUOTE]
Hey, it's not a punch unless you break a few ribs.

[Fingers!!!]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;34365335]Hmm: sleep or Skyrim? I am honestly having trouble deciding; each is equally tempting.[/QUOTE]

Play Skyrim while sleeping.
or
Sleep when playing it
I don't know v:v:v

[Col. Buggernuts]

I'm probably going to need to choose sleep. Else when I go to sleep in a week's time and wake up, i'll find that i've been doing some really loony shit in my savedgames and the Internet (like replacing all the dragons with giant flying wangs or something)